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Jam Jam

@jamjamphx.bsky.social
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More shitty than witty. Bad opinions, worse jokes. I yell about soccer and life.

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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The Northern Guard Supporters stand in solidarity with the players of Detroit City FC and the USLPA. 🚩✊
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Fuck em
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I was pro verdigris once. They have gone too far.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is beyond even my level of fuckery, bud. I have no answers.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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a man wearing a jersey with the number 34 on it is holding a trash can
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Why is the club using this dogshit logo as the official logo on the league website? Why are we not using the best crest in US Soccer?
Bullshit fake verdigris DCFC crest
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Dr. Vytautas Malesh but Spooky for October @vytau.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Put your hands up for Detroit!
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I have 3. My brother, mom, and one of my best friends of 35 years. They've all had the same numbers for at least 20 years.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bummer
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
GUYS I'M JUMPING IN THE RIVER FOR SPECIAL OLYMPICS AGAIN ON 2/27! PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE, I'LL DO THE HARD PART SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
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Breaking News USA @breakingnewsusacom.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Preschool Teacher Arrested After Speaking Out Vs Trump A preschool teacher is now among those arrested after speaking out against Donald Trump.
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Preschool Teacher Arrested After Speaking Out Vs Trump
A preschool teacher is now among those arrested after speaking out against Donald Trump.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I realized that I didn't specify but obviously I meant good (only the best) vibes.
Cross stitch pattern with 4 vibrators and text below them that reads, "good vibes only"
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“We brought their captain a 6 pack.” These were truly the glory days of soccer’s growth here.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Whoa
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Not my favorite, but I would still smash an entire package 😂
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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two stuffed animals are hugging each other in a room .
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sending love and vibes y'alls way 🖤🖤
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One of my best dudes is going thru it right now. I know times are tough for everyone, but literally anything helps. If you can't donate, I'd be grateful if you can at least share this for me. I need my friend to stick around and get better. gofund.me/b8ddf9ec5
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Donate to Help Our Family Navigate a Liver Transplant Journey, organized by Sandra Marek
During the week prior to Thanksgiving 2025, our lives changed abruptl… Sandra Marek needs your support for Help Our Family Navigate a Liver Transplant Journey
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support." "Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
Pittsburgh Riverhounds and FC Tulsa players emerging for the USL Championship final.
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
There will never be another like Stephen Carroll. From the amateur ranks, to our first professional level captain. The success we have had in the USL has been in large part because of the leadership of Stevie both in the locker room and on the backline. Once City, Always City
DCFC player Steve Carroll squatting behind two trophies on a field filled with confetti. He is pouring a can of Stroh's beer into his mouth.
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NGS Cares @ngscaresdet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This year, NGS Cares is collecting shelf-stable donations to fill take home food boxes this Thanksgiving season for our friends at Ruth Ellis Center, and we need your help! Donations can be made in person, purchased through our Amazon Wishlist, or monetarily direct to REC!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
stuff like dick cheney dying on election day reaffirms many of my personal religious beliefs
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
These are the only ones I like, and it's a crime that they are not more readily available
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
So they're also the hard, plastic ones? Or you mean they don't look any different than these these short, but girthy twizzlers? (Sorry if my question doesn't make sense I'm high and Google isn't helping)
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
They are strawberry- but aren't the long, plasticky ones also strawberry?
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Why are regular Twizzlers so nasty, but these mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious? Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
General Motors should care more about their workers than Wall Street.
1,200 Michigan workers are about to lose their income and their health insurance—right before the holidays. And it’s not like GM can’t afford to reassign them. Last year alone, GM’s $30M CEO authorized the company to spend $6 billion to buy its own stocks to inflate its stock price, rather than innovating to protect jobs for their workers. This used to be illegal. Now it’s being weaponized to throw workers out in the cold. Companies should care more about their workers than Wall Street.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview. This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association. I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We're driving with our buttholes now, dude
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Jay @jaynine.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Raise hell, praise Dale, Free Palestine.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Literally the worst company ever. Pure fucking evil.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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Dr. Vytautas Malesh but Spooky for October @vytau.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Live in Ferndale, MI on Halloween at the New Way Bar - The Relaxed Fiits (Misfits & Samhain tribute)
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
And the player worn kits from Saturday are now up for auction with all proceeds benefitting the Michigan Immigrant Rights Center. www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
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Pardon Our Interruption...
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The DCFC men's team is like the date who has their hand up your dress at dinner, and then drops you off later with nothing more than a peck on the cheek. Is this what blue balls feels like?
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This is 40.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is ridiculous. Fuck MLS and fuck cancer.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It's not even September yet, and neighbors are already putting Halloween decorations up. I LOVE MY STREET.
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
All players deserve fair pay, fair opportunity, quality healthcare, and safe working conditions. Via USLPlayers | Twitter
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I was here for 2 full days. All I wanted was a good storm, and apparently willed the biggest haboob since 2011 into existence. Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Hell yeah brother
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
🖕
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Cabbage belongs on tacos. Lettuce is trash.
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