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Jam Jam

@jamjamphx.bsky.social
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More shitty than witty. Bad opinions, worse jokes. I yell about soccer and life.

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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The Northern Guard Supporters stand in solidarity with the players of Detroit City FC and the USLPA. 🚩✊
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Why is the club using this dogshit logo as the official logo on the league website? Why are we not using the best crest in US Soccer?
Bullshit fake verdigris DCFC crest
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Dr. Vytautas Malesh but Spooky for October @vytau.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Put your hands up for Detroit!
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
GUYS I'M JUMPING IN THE RIVER FOR SPECIAL OLYMPICS AGAIN ON 2/27! PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE, I'LL DO THE HARD PART SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
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Breaking News USA @breakingnewsusacom.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Preschool Teacher Arrested After Speaking Out Vs Trump A preschool teacher is now among those arrested after speaking out against Donald Trump.
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Preschool Teacher Arrested After Speaking Out Vs Trump
A preschool teacher is now among those arrested after speaking out against Donald Trump.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“We brought their captain a 6 pack.” These were truly the glory days of soccer’s growth here.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One of my best dudes is going thru it right now. I know times are tough for everyone, but literally anything helps. If you can't donate, I'd be grateful if you can at least share this for me. I need my friend to stick around and get better. gofund.me/b8ddf9ec5
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Donate to Help Our Family Navigate a Liver Transplant Journey, organized by Sandra Marek
During the week prior to Thanksgiving 2025, our lives changed abruptl… Sandra Marek needs your support for Help Our Family Navigate a Liver Transplant Journey
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support." "Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.
Pittsburgh Riverhounds and FC Tulsa players emerging for the USL Championship final.
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
There will never be another like Stephen Carroll. From the amateur ranks, to our first professional level captain. The success we have had in the USL has been in large part because of the leadership of Stevie both in the locker room and on the backline. Once City, Always City
DCFC player Steve Carroll squatting behind two trophies on a field filled with confetti. He is pouring a can of Stroh's beer into his mouth.
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NGS Cares @ngscaresdet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This year, NGS Cares is collecting shelf-stable donations to fill take home food boxes this Thanksgiving season for our friends at Ruth Ellis Center, and we need your help! Donations can be made in person, purchased through our Amazon Wishlist, or monetarily direct to REC!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
stuff like dick cheney dying on election day reaffirms many of my personal religious beliefs
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Why are regular Twizzlers so nasty, but these mini ones for Halloween are goddamn delicious? Why can't we have the good Twizzlers all year long???
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Y'all, as a kid who grew up food-insecure, plz don't do this. There is nothing more demoralizing as a little kid than being reminded of your family's poverty. We looked forward to Halloween bc it was the 1 chance to be like every other kid and get access to treats the food banks never gave out.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
General Motors should care more about their workers than Wall Street.
1,200 Michigan workers are about to lose their income and their health insurance—right before the holidays. And it’s not like GM can’t afford to reassign them. Last year alone, GM’s $30M CEO authorized the company to spend $6 billion to buy its own stocks to inflate its stock price, rather than innovating to protect jobs for their workers. This used to be illegal. Now it’s being weaponized to throw workers out in the cold. Companies should care more about their workers than Wall Street.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Kat is being federally charged by the FBI for protesting at Broadview. This is a flagrant political prosecution by the Trump administration, which is trying to prevent free speech and free association. I am proud of Kat. Her movement is being targeted by the government. She needs your support.
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Jay @jaynine.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Raise hell, praise Dale, Free Palestine.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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Dr. Vytautas Malesh but Spooky for October @vytau.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Live in Ferndale, MI on Halloween at the New Way Bar - The Relaxed Fiits (Misfits & Samhain tribute)
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
And the player worn kits from Saturday are now up for auction with all proceeds benefitting the Michigan Immigrant Rights Center. www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...
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Pardon Our Interruption...
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The DCFC men's team is like the date who has their hand up your dress at dinner, and then drops you off later with nothing more than a peck on the cheek. Is this what blue balls feels like?
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This is 40.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is ridiculous. Fuck MLS and fuck cancer.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It's not even September yet, and neighbors are already putting Halloween decorations up. I LOVE MY STREET.
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
All players deserve fair pay, fair opportunity, quality healthcare, and safe working conditions. Via USLPlayers | Twitter
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I was here for 2 full days. All I wanted was a good storm, and apparently willed the biggest haboob since 2011 into existence. Well worth the 90 min flight delay this am due to the airport getting wrecked last night lol.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Do people not fucking read on flights anymore? I bought a new book that I wanna start, but I also don't wanna be the ONE asshole in first class with my overhead light on 😂
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
So far, in the time we have been on this plane (we just took off) the guys in front of me (a young pilot and a professor who says "fuck" a lot- who do not know each other) have discussed the following:
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Shoutout to the fellow lower league soccer fan on my flight from Detroit to Phoenix right now rocking a @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social tee- whoever you are you're awesome.
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Detroit City FC @detcityfc.com · 23/08/2025
Detroit City Faithful, please consider donating to the Shea Family. Jen Shea stops at nothing to ensure that folks around her in the DCFC community are cared for, and could use your help in what is currently a difficult moment. Learn more here: www.mealtrain.com/trains/2wg69e
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Meal Train for The Shea Family
Mama Jen needs our help! Jen's father was recently diagnosed with cancer, so he and her mother (who has dementia) are currently staying with Jen & Family during treatment. With Zach currently on his ...
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Dr. Vytautas Malesh but Spooky for October @vytau.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Detroit-area friends: I am playing a show on Halloween. Put the kids to sleep and come to the New Way Bar in Ferndale!
Friday, October 31 (Halloween)

The Relaxed-Fits 

Acoustic Corporate MISFITS and SAMHAIN covers

the NEW WAY BAR in FERNDALE! 

Cover: NONE!

Kids: NO

Virgins: SACRIFICED

Souls:   DAMNED

Rock:  ON!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
how many times am I gonna have to post this
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
it makes no sense to seriously fact check a nazi like stephen miller but fyi
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Aunt Jules @japulver.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“Feeling cute, might violently beat up a brown person later.”
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Did y'all know horses have udders? Until today, I thought they had nipples like dogs and cats.
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
🖤🖤🖤🖤 A significant part of the DCFC soul left the club today.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Thinking about the time my friend ate a poutine and puked it up and his dog ate the puke then the dog puked and another smaller dog at THAT puke and then also threw up. And friends, in that third pile of puke, there was one full, unbitten french fry. A magical fry that went on a terrible journey.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I'm not even sure I fucking like soccer anymore
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I don't even give a shit that we finally won a match. Tonight didn't feel right. This club doesn't feel right.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
stop asking questions and make the accusation. trump and johnson are protecting pedos. the entire thing is a pedo protection scheme. theyre protecting pedos because like pardoning the jan 6 terrorists, republicans are soft on crime. the party is pro crime. pro pedo. that is the republicans.
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This is the only thing that makes sense tbh
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Give this man a Grammy
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Nobody actually cares about the debt and the centrist squish obsession with it helps to prove my point
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Mentions on live Fox News programming this Saturday and Sunday: Epstein: 63 Obama: 129
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 21/07/2025
Increasingly believe “debate” videos are terrible because they (a) treat fascism as merely another mainstream ideology to debate; (b) incentivize these young people who essentially trained as edgelords online to shock jock their way through; (c) basically recruiting influencers for GOP to cultivate.
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
ICYMI: www.noonelikes.us/community-re...
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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Nationally televised tifo. 📺
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Jam Jam @jamjamphx.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It's 7.
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