Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Me high as fuck in your backseat cueing up 45 minutes of Whose Lines best ofs: gimme the aux 260
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I will be keeping track of every piece of media I consume in 2026 as one giant thread 100
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 01/01/2026“New year new Me” I say as I throw myself down a flight of stairs giving me irreparable brain damage 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025If I was Master Splinter I would’ve named them Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer 000
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I’m already listening to Christmas music because Mariah Carey never wrote a thanksgiving fuck jam 120
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Welcome to my haunted house. They say years ago, in this very spot where you're standing, my father's hopes and dream for me died. If you listen closely, you can hear them say "Law School is still an optiooooooon" 041
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 24/10/2025“Do you mind if I turn on some music?” “Sure” *turns on MARIO KART WORLD EVERY SPOOKY SONG PLAYLIST* 010
Reposted by Jamie CarboneBrandon “Bouncing Beebles" Kirkman @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025It is time again to post about @podzooky.bsky.social, my podcast about Kaiju media and silly discussions of such things. It's spooky season so we had on returning champ @jamiecarbone.bsky.social to talk about Sector 7 and lifting the Power Rangers Turbo Movie ban podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...podcasts.apple.comPodzookyTV & Film Podcast · Updated Monthly · Three dumb idiots talk about the biggest lizard idiot who shoots dumb radiation out of his dum dum face. 153
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Her: I need a real eater Me thinking about that time I got kicked out of a Chinese buffet: hey 053
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Ghosting is for cowards I need you to be brutally honest about what you don’t like about me 020
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Person who has diarrhea at a rate unheard of in modern science so they rename it after them 030
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Guy who constantly says “big things coming” but he just means his impending divorce 0143
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Me in the criterion closet: y’all got I, Robot? 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Juno ruined how a whole generation of white people talked 110
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Nice joke you wrote there, be a shame if I took it completely seriously 020
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The five literary conflicts: - Man vs Man - Man vs Self - Man Vs Nature - Man vs Food - The Monstars have stolen the powers of famous NBA players and Michael Jordan has to stop them 12571122
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Nurse: Are you ready for your circumcision? Your doctor is almost here Me: Yes *mr bean enters* Me: oh no 000
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I gave him a Meyers Briggs test and Tony Hawk got Extra Vert 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Her: Tell me what you’re into Me: Being paid a livable wage Her: No like…what’s something that specifically pleases you? Me: Cheap rent? 020
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 21/06/2025My dad: Hey when you keep texting “I want to get Challengers’d this summer” in the family group chat, what does that mean? Me high as fuck in the burnt down k-mart parking lot: what 000
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 21/06/2025*getting on one knee outside the Taco Bell* these last three weeks have been a Baja blast 040
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 16/06/2025As a child I thought the Sonic the hedgehog drowning music was the most stressful thing I’d ever encounter and then I learned about the US healthcare system 0173
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Trump and Elon’s fight will end the same way the two white trash guys in my home town’s fight ended: unrelated drug overdoses 041
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Take that, rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your mom leave your dad 000
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Someone at work just said “whatever happened to Sully Sullenberge?” And someone else said “the blue guy from Monsters inc.?” 000
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Sorry gays the only “pride” I have is the pride in doing a good job at fucking men 071
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I’m not ready for my parents to die, I am ready to stop being their tech support 040
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Playing an April fool’s prank on my job by actually doing my work today 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 31/03/2025*bursting into a room at a party where everyone is doing cocaine* hey man do you recycle cans? 020
Reposted by Jamie CarboneThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff 438360636055
Reposted by Jamie Carbonedavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/03/2025the thing that democrats should absolutely have learned from trump by now is the power of a mean nickname. anytime hegseth is in a room they should be calling him petey secrets. hey petey secrets, invite any journalists into your war planning group chat lately? haha he loves it, this guy's crazy. 0101
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Star Wars but Richard Kind is C-PO tm tm tm copyright tm 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Person who listens to the goo goo dolls and says things like “these white boys really got somethin!” 030
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 17/03/2025When I say I got that dog in me I mean this dog specifically 030
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Almost failed geometry in the tenth grade because I spent all day designing and writing fanfiction starring my friends 020
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Crashing out + Locked In = Locked out where the fuck are my keys 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Amelia Bedelia (1963) Thank You, Amelia Bedelia (1964) Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower (1966) Come Back, Amelia Bedelia (1971) Amelia Bedelia: Tokyo Drift (1972) 020
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Me: Do you like Wendy’s? George W Bush: Wendy’s? Me: Yeah when deez nuts hit the second tower George W Bush: hahaha I can’t believe I fell for that again. Hey Jamie? Me: Yeah George W Bush: You’re my best friend. Me: I know George. 081
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I love dune so much every pet I have has been named Duncan Idaho 2414
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Thinking about getting merch made for all my fellow Severance heads 011
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 06/03/2025*sopranos theme voice* Woke up this mornin Watched myself some Scrubs 010
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If Adrien Brody can use AI to make his performance better and win an Oscar we should let everyone in sports use steroids 020
Jamie Carbone @jamiecarbone.bsky.social · 01/03/2025God I wish I wasn’t an alcoholic because I’d sell my soul to be hammered at a baseball game 010
