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Noone of consequence. Sometimes paints Warhammer. (He/him)

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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, me too. I enjoyed so many of his books, but Espedair St was one of the ones I loved. Thanks for the sharing the quote!
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always love how there's some authors where you see just a line or two and *instantly* recognise them, no matter how long it's been. ❤️ Iain Banks. (Though it's been a while and I'll admit it took me to about halfway through to decide whether it was The Crow Road or Espedair Street.)
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aw, thankyou! 🤗
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh, don't think I've done a bike for years. The first faction I picked up when I re-started my 40k hobbying after a multi-year break was Harlequins - so here's a Skyweaver for you.
A photo of a Warhammer miniature: a Harlequin Skyweaver jet bike.

The bike is long and sleek, with an underslung Haywire cannon. It is painted black with diamond details in yellow and purple, yellow highlights in the fins, and a white mask on the canopy. 

The riders also wear black, with yellow shoulder pads, purple and turquoise diamonds on one arm and leg, and white masks. One crouches low over the bike's controls, while the other stands on the rear footplates readying a glaive to slice up their enemies at close quarters.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugh, *this* is how I learn it's still only Thursday?
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, this is very relatable. *Shakes head sadly*
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As grotesque and off-putting as that is, I'm pretty sure it's also anatomically inaccurate. Just an all-round "why would you even..." no matter which way you look at it.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had so much fun with this Kahl. I didn't want to do the whole Kinhost like this, but what's the point in being the warlord if you can't bling up your armour head to toe in gold?
A Warhammer 40k miniature: a Kahl of the Leagues of Votann. 

She is a broad, stocky humanoid with dark skin, a shock of white hair, and a quality the kids these days call "aura". 

She wears a navy blue surcoat, sleeveless and open at the front so you can see her ostentatious gold-plated void armour underneath. She holds her plasma pistol casually at her side, powered up and ready with its coils glowing green, as she poses on a sandstone outcrop, pointing into the distance with her giant golden power fist.A Warhammer 40k miniature: a Kahl of the Leagues of Votann (rear view).

From this angle you can see the rich blue of her surcoat, with the gold runic embroidery along its hems, as well as the back side of her power fist. 

You can also see the different coloured strata of the rock she's standing on. Ranging from pale orange to a deeper red, with a carpet of hardy lichens in its shade, holding out against the desert heat.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They really are! Amazing work.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my God, I love this so much! The cheeky little face poking out is amazing. I need more Gitarii in my life.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's sort of impressive, in a way. To take something as trite and hackneyed as Pascal's Wager and think "I can make it even stupider"... not everyone has the self-belief to try something that ambitious. But they dreamed big, and they succeeded beyond anyone's wildest expectations.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, that's heartbreaking. I have no words. Virtual hugs to you both. I hope he finds a way to find some hope again.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice. 👍 I had a similar thought but you were far quicker to it.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Hurrah for the black shorts"?
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
But also, the absolute fucking *gall* of designing a slop machine to reply directly to your post, attempting to "fact check" your very specific, very personal claim about a single news article that relates to you. Even *before* it gets it wrong and calls you a liar, the arrogance is gobsmacking.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Throwing sheep? Aw, you just hit me in the nostalgias. *Wistfully remembers when social media was just a bit of fun*
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, let's do this!
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Starship Troopers: I'm Doing My Part!
Alt: An animated GIF from the film Starship Troopers: A trooper on parade turns to camera as it zooms in on her, and she says "I'm Doing My Part!"
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Amazing - thank you!
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's excellent. I particularly like the metal - it's really effective and has so much character, like old, crudely beaten iron. Do you mind sharing the recipe?
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is excellent. Also - for someone from the 14th century, I'm impressed at how you've mastered writing modern English with all its new-fangled Romance words and restrictive orthographic rules. Most impressive.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too late - William Carlos Williams got there first. The man's like a stone-fruit thieving ninja.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I will deny ever saying this if my children ask.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Thor Ragnarok: Is It, Though?
Alt: An animated GIF from the film Thor: Ragnarok. Thor, talking to Bruce Banner, looks skeptical and says "Is it, though?".
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She certainly intends to, which is awesome. Back to school this month of course so we'll see what's possible. Fingers crossed.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Absolutely incredible demo mini - that's a damn fine looking grot tank.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You don't need to - it's an absolute classic!
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I do think your late night (UK time) pitch made a big difference, so thanks once again for that. She's a happy girl.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm at work right now but this is going to blow her mind later today. (Of course, having tasted Internet validation over the last day or so, she wants her own Bluesky account now 😬🤣).
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is well deserved - great entries all round but just an absolutely fantastic diorama from @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man, there were so many. Not all have held up - but this has.
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The Matrix Movie The Matrix
Alt: An animated Gif of Lawrence Fishburn in the movie The Matrix. He is wearing a kung fu outfit and beckoning towards the camera with the most smugly confident "bring it on" expression that humankind has yet discovered.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took my family - we all had a blast. Great fun, really beautifully done. Hope you enjoy it!
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Aww, thanks for your very kind plug, Tammi! She worked really hard on this and is thoroughly enjoying seeing the likes, shares and comments come in, so it's been a great experience.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the month - Reflections Entry 6 by @owolf.bsky.social Reflections in tea #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Timloc "Viper" Bollard hadn't looked in a mirror for months. When you're out in the field for that long, there’s little time for vanity. When he finally took a moment for a tea break, he was somewhat startled by the face staring back at him from inside his cup. Was that really him? What had the war turned him into? Would he ever return home? He needed some time to reflect on that.

Timloc "Viper" Bollard hadn't looked in a mirror for months. When you're out in the field for that long, there’s little time for vanity. When he finally took a moment for a tea break, he was somewhat startled by the face staring back at him from inside his cup. Was that really him? What had the war turned him into? Would he ever return home? He needed some time to reflect on that.

Timloc "Viper" Bollard hadn't looked in a mirror for months. When you're out in the field for that long, there’s little time for vanity. When he finally took a moment for a tea break, he was somewhat startled by the face staring back at him from inside his cup. Was that really him? What had the war turned him into? Would he ever return home? He needed some time to reflect on that.

Timloc "Viper" Bollard hadn't looked in a mirror for months. When you're out in the field for that long, there’s little time for vanity. When he finally took a moment for a tea break, he was somewhat startled by the face staring back at him from inside his cup. Was that really him? What had the war turned him into? Would he ever return home? He needed some time to reflect on that.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's magnificent. I'd not even considered the dual meaning of "reflections" but this is so full of character. Love it.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*nervous cough* Ahem, might I offer another small green creature with a shiny bottom for your consideration? (Please forgive the self-promotion - this is my daughter's entry to MotM), and for her I'll be shameless) bsky.app/profile/andy...
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love this so much! That hat is magnificent.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the Month - Reflections Entry 1 by @tristanwelsh.bsky.social Goblins new hat! #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
 A Goblin with an extremely tall red and white striped and stitched together hat that bends back and forth before reaching a peak. The goblin is checking the hat out in a very tall mirror while picking its nose. The additional photos show a closer view of the goblins face and a reverse shot of the goblin with its pink butt cheeks on display. A Goblin with an extremely tall red and white striped and stitched together hat that bends back and forth before reaching a peak. The goblin is checking the hat out in a very tall mirror while picking its nose. The additional photos show a closer view of the goblins face and a reverse shot of the goblin with its pink butt cheeks on display. A Goblin with an extremely tall red and white striped and stitched together hat that bends back and forth before reaching a peak. The goblin is checking the hat out in a very tall mirror while picking its nose. The additional photos show a closer view of the goblins face and a reverse shot of the goblin with its pink butt cheeks on display. A Goblin with an extremely tall red and white striped and stitched together hat that bends back and forth before reaching a peak. The goblin is checking the hat out in a very tall mirror while picking its nose. The additional photos show a closer view of the goblins face and a reverse shot of the goblin with its pink butt cheeks on display.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
She's absolutely magnificent!
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thankyou - I'll be sure to!
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mini of the month - Reflections Entry 4 by @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social Foreshadowing #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
A  pre-heresy Corvidae Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons Legion encounters a mysterious doorway in a forest clearing. As he watches an image forms, it appears to be himself in the future, but his armour, his staff, and even the power he wields is very different. Is this a portent of what will be and, if so, what does it mean?
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That is absolutely magnificent. Concept, execution, everything. So cool.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not my entry for mini of the month, but my daughter's (who is too young for social media). She came up with the theme, raided my bits box, and did the assembly and painting all herself. Really proud of her for this. I'll be sharing any nice/encouraging comments with her.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Woo hoo! So, this is my daughter's entry - she's too young for social media, but I'll be sharing any nice/encouraging comments with her. She came up with the theme, raided my bits box, and did the assembly and painting all herself. Really proud of her for this.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel you. For me, it's less that I never want to paint again, and more that I don't want to paint *right now*. But it always seems to be "right now", "later" never comes. Still, I have good days where the motivation flows. Best of luck with your motivation and mental health.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really loving the pale teal down in the bottom left. Has so much character to it - like it's a jade-armoured warrior from Grand Cathay or something.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man, Julia Donaldson did her so dirty. They must've had history.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'd pretend to be offended by this but it is both too accurate and too funny. 😂
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ooh, I really like that Grimnyr.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why is my line break missing after "don't" for a *second* time? 🤬 Oh for an edit button.
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James Wildman @jameswildman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She Hathaway about her, and I don't Know what it is, but I know I can't live Without her. - Billy Shakespeare. Probably.
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