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@jamesmcahoy.bsky.social
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
gotta line the stomach before her big night out
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
she’s waiting for Sircuit to open
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve been really lucky to spend a bunch of time with him the last couple of weeks and it’s been the best. he left my bong on a coaster bc he didn’t want to leave it on the table. I let him do some dishes the other day. it’s going fucking great
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can’t believe how cool it’s been to date someone who is so excited about communicating with me. I asked him to come take care of me this weekend after my show and he did!! I can see he’s crazy about me!!! he tells me so many cool things he sees in me in ways only one partner has come close to
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
dudes rock
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d like to introduce you to my best friend Nexium
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
plants!! #art #illustration
A digital drawing of lots of pots of plants surrounded by butterflies and with some snails crawling around the page as well.
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m doing that today and I’m so mad about it. baby wants to dissociate
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve gotten really into that album this year, it’s done great things for my mental health. Get Behind The Mule is such a cracker song, nothing but varied bangers on the whole album
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Come On Up To The House!!
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
speedrun behaviour. what will happen in the first 48 I wonder
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
still thinking about this
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
shoutout to the one guy at drag karaoke who sang along to me singing Tom Waits. he shook my hand afterwards. dudes rock
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i feel this more and more every day
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
had a bunch of Big Feelings very separately while we were together and he was so cool about me talking about them and guiding me through them while also dealing with his own and it was awesome
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lover keeps calling me “courageous crab” and it’s making me all goopy and emotional
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like who has been won over by “age is just a number” from someone on an app. who do you think that’s for my guy
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need 23 year olds to stop saying “age is just a number” when I tell them they’re too young for me. I do not care how hot you think I am. I’m not fucking a 23 year old gay dude who’s never touched a pussy, leave me ALONE
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Verediex - Queer NSFW Art 🔞 @verediex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tried out some new textures and brushes on this portrait of @artsymendoza.bsky.social ✏️ thoughts?
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TRUE
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still need the NSAIDs but I’m on the prescription stuff, that and the gym and stretching is good shiiiiit
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HELL YEAH BROTHER!! I don’t remember the last time I wore mine but I remember the last time I ever took off a bra and it was fucking awesome
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what a blast from the past
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KAAAAY YES MY GUY!!!! I’m so fucking excited for you dawg
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
once again I’m absolutely furious at how good going to the gym is for my ailing body. what do you mean 55kg deadlifts help my arthritis. what the hell
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
A girl, looking asleep, lies on a mattress, with a nebulizer device on her mouth and nose, with an IV access on her left arm.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixatorsThree sad girls on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
caught up with my mentor the other night who said “I was particularly proud of that note” and he was so right to be. it’s not a long bit but fuck me does it add colour
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have reached “re-reading our flirty and also very cute and sincere messages” stage of smitten with him
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a beautiful man is offering to bake me a cake?? we’re going to have delicious Japanese food on Friday night and we’re both already excited about it?? this rules. I’m gay as hell
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you should write a post thats not about jerking off" would you ask shakespeare to stop writing about tragedy? would you ask einstein to stop writing about physics? would you ask agatha christie to stop writing about mystery?
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I already have one of them locked in for Friday night for another date. we’re going to a funky Japanese restaurant and I am very excited already
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also they’re both extremely into me and I am extremely into both of them in such fun and different ways. it’s nice that dating in my 30s is much more fun and exciting than most dates I went on in my 20s
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got to see both the guys I’m dating this weekend and last weekend and gang. I’m so gay. being a faggot whips ass
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🆘Mahmoud is slowly dying. My daughters are very sick. We have no food, no medicine, and no safe place to stay. Every day I tell my daughters that tomorrow might be better. I don’t know how many tomorrows we have left. Please don’t scroll past us as if we don’t exist💔😭 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Three sad sisters sitting on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely bandaged and stabilized with metal fixators
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
date is so lovely. he’s so cute and into me and it turns out when you’re more in control of it, seeing multiple people is good actually!!
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NOOOOOO why do bad things happen to good people
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one time I missed the turn off for the no toll option coming home from the airport after a killer day and it cost me $10. I was losing my fucking mind
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
going on a date today with a man I’ve been flirting with all week, to the point where yesterday I woke up thinking about him holding my face and that was enough to make me feral. I’ve been utterly charmed by him and it’s fucking awesome
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS #FatBearWeek #art
Illustration of an extremely corpulent bear surrounded by a halo of autumnal leaves
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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IKGB @ikzuri.com · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day and second day of autumn to all my spooky bisexuals
“That’s not bisexual, lighting girl you are being pursued by the thing”
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
poo balls have the chance to do the funniest thing
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
got a writing note the other night that was “make this bit more Niles and Frasier” and I’ve never felt such a clear direction for a bit before. my binge watching has finally been useful for something
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thankfully my mentor was a last minute addition to the lineup so I will know someone there and I’m so relieved lmao
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
doing a gig tonight and there are a couple of comics on the lineup I’ve seen/know of and I am very scared and excited about them seeing meeeeee aaaaaaaa
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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