primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026once again I’m absolutely furious at how good going to the gym is for my ailing body. what do you mean 55kg deadlifts help my arthritis. what the hell 2150
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh... 6156219
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a beautiful man is offering to bake me a cake?? we’re going to have delicious Japanese food on Friday night and we’re both already excited about it?? this rules. I’m gay as hell 1130
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"you should write a post thats not about jerking off" would you ask shakespeare to stop writing about tragedy? would you ask einstein to stop writing about physics? would you ask agatha christie to stop writing about mystery? 1502
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026got to see both the guys I’m dating this weekend and last weekend and gang. I’m so gay. being a faggot whips ass 1100
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🆘Mahmoud is slowly dying. My daughters are very sick. We have no food, no medicine, and no safe place to stay. Every day I tell my daughters that tomorrow might be better. I don’t know how many tomorrows we have left. Please don’t scroll past us as if we don’t exist💔😭 chuffed.org/project/omsh... 267108
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026going on a date today with a man I’ve been flirting with all week, to the point where yesterday I woke up thinking about him holding my face and that was enough to make me feral. I’ve been utterly charmed by him and it’s fucking awesome 1120
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS #FatBearWeek #art 4602211
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106197376603
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️IKGB @ikzuri.com · 23/09/2026Happy bisexual visibility day and second day of autumn to all my spooky bisexuals 0425201
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026poo balls have the chance to do the funniest thing 050
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026got a writing note the other night that was “make this bit more Niles and Frasier” and I’ve never felt such a clear direction for a bit before. my binge watching has finally been useful for something 1140
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026doing a gig tonight and there are a couple of comics on the lineup I’ve seen/know of and I am very scared and excited about them seeing meeeeee aaaaaaaa 1130
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME 28100273689
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026had to stop making out with my lover last night bc we both got the munchies bad enough that we needed to eat cheesecake in bed together before we could continue. in the last few months my love life has taken a turn for the delightful and I am over the moon about it 3110
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear 33139712
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 18/09/202611 years on from being 20, I’ve lived a thousand lifetimes and so much of it was fucked and hard but I wouldn’t trade it bc I get to be a whole person, something they desperately wanted. it breaks my heart that they were so sad but we fuckin made it and we’re gonna keep making it 190
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He didn’t think we’d live to be 59, couldn’t imagine gay marriage or that we’d have a husband, and was often told he couldn’t be an out gay writer. He‘d be a little sad about our hair. But I live the life he fought for. 39214988
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026god this is good 375083956
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Ⓥ Soy Boy ☭🇵🇸 @leftistvegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mu friends Cal and Kishie’s Melbourne home was destroyed by an electrical fire while they survived their belongings and art pieces were damaged days before Cal’s art exhibition was meant to commence. Please help out if you can 🙏🏻❤️ gofund.me/7d5724114gofund.meDonate to Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life, organized by Marise JackHi my name is Marise. I'm a good friend of Cal (and Kishie) an artist in M… Marise Jack needs your support for Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life 089
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've given birth via C-section. A week later, my health deteriorated from surgical complications & infections. I urgently need support for medical treatment, milk, & essential supplies for my baby. Any help could save our lives. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 ✅Molly Shah chuffed.org/project/save-a-mother-and-fetus-in-gaza 4188278
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026today I am endeavouring to use Canva properly for the first time and let me say, fuck off I wish I’d learned how to use this shit when I was a teenager. I’m stupid and annoyed 190
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ew.com/celebrity/da...ew.comDana Carvey confirms rumor about observing 9/11 while dressed as Turtle ManDana Carvey confirmed the rumor that he observed a moment of silence for 9/11 on 'The Master of Disguise' set while dressed as the Turtle Man: 'I just thought at the moment: this is very strange.' 13412
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026spent all weekend with beautiful friends at a wedding and hanging out and I am feeling Very At Peace. been a tough couple of weeks for the brain and it is so nice to feel tired but satisfied. absolutely gagging to go to bed at 9:30pm though, baby’s dying for an early night 180
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️parasocial activity @ben.littlefreaks.club · 05/09/2026God I love tummy, quick shoutout to tummy 2289
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026sean woke up, rubbed his eyes, said ‘do you think in france mr. bean is called monsieur legûme’ and then went back to sleep 38141999
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026going to a wedding this week so I had to go to the barber, and he made me look FRESH 0160
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Social media often feels like you're at a loud party talking about zebras and someone wanders up drunk going 'I couldn't help overhearing you were talking about zebras, have you seen that film' and after 8 minutes it turns out they mean The Lion King and they're thinking of hyenas. 710418
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026hurtful that I had to work on such a beautiful day but it looks like I’m going out tonight with some lovely people, my home is clean, I’m gonna wax my eyebrows and look cunty af and it is a good start to what is hopefully going to be a fucking lush week 2140
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 31/08/2026Doggust day 30: Canis Major 🔭🐕 This year is 10 years since what I consider to be my first Doggust, so I decided to revisit one of the pieces that was star themed since it kind of fit with this year. 61325445
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Imagine seeing food you can’t afford. Prices in Gaza are skyrocketing, and we have no money left. Only $30 is enough to feed my family. Just $30 is enough. Please, stand with us in these difficult times. Help if you can, 🙏🙏 or share this post! chuffed.org/project/moh01 5102174
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nawal is crying because she is hungry and needs milk and medicine. Please help my daughter. Don't let us down. I feel very sad for her because she is crying; I can't do anything about it. chuffed.org/project/plea... 234790
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Mahmoud is in unbearable pain as a serious infection spreads. I’m terrified of losing him after everything we’ve endured. His infected wound is putting his life at risk, and he urgently needs medicine. He has no one to fight for him but us. Please help us save Mahmoud.😭💔🙏 chuffed.org/project/omsh... 32738
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Comedians can’t talk about airline food anymore. Not because it’s been done, but because everyone would think they’re out of their minds. Yeah of course airplane food sucks. Everything sucks. This is not even a top 50 complaint in the Age of Indignities 2344839
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026decided that instead of moping about at home I am going to go to a bar on my own and maybe read a book. maybe also do some gremlin things. who’s to say. but I am GOING bc I cannot sit at home tonight lest I go absolutely insane 2180
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026something I experience now, on the regular, is moustache envy. I yearn for the day I can properly curl my moustache, and that day is approaching, but it’s not close and I am in AGONY 1110
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I have so many things to exist through before I have a date I’m really looking forward to tomorrow and the passage of time is once again punishing me specifically. it is ideal couch snug weather today and I have no one to snug with!! wah!!! 080
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 15/08/20261am driving down Hoddle St has incredible Burnout Paradise energy. only thing missing is cars trying to run each other off the road and I think it’s not far off that actually 180
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026men be normal when they talk to me about my body challenge. do not say you want to shave me bc 1) do you know how much work that would be and 2) shut the fuck up 5131
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026horror and comedy are two sides of the same coin and you should not separate them so often 260
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026some of you 293237737
primordial goop 🏳️⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026wanting to kiss and having no one to kiss is deeply upsetting. I will go through my weekend unsmooched and that is just not right 1100
Reposted by primordial goop 🏳️⚧️Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A week of pain and fear, and my injury threatens my fingers. Doctors warn against delaying treatment, and I only need $165 to complete my treatment and have the platinum implanted. Please help me before it's too late. Please, I beg you, save me, help me, don't abandon me. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/moh01 279146