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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
once again I’m absolutely furious at how good going to the gym is for my ailing body. what do you mean 55kg deadlifts help my arthritis. what the hell
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
A girl, looking asleep, lies on a mattress, with a nebulizer device on her mouth and nose, with an IV access on her left arm.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixatorsThree sad girls on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a beautiful man is offering to bake me a cake?? we’re going to have delicious Japanese food on Friday night and we’re both already excited about it?? this rules. I’m gay as hell
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you should write a post thats not about jerking off" would you ask shakespeare to stop writing about tragedy? would you ask einstein to stop writing about physics? would you ask agatha christie to stop writing about mystery?
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got to see both the guys I’m dating this weekend and last weekend and gang. I’m so gay. being a faggot whips ass
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🆘Mahmoud is slowly dying. My daughters are very sick. We have no food, no medicine, and no safe place to stay. Every day I tell my daughters that tomorrow might be better. I don’t know how many tomorrows we have left. Please don’t scroll past us as if we don’t exist💔😭 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Three sad sisters sitting on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely bandaged and stabilized with metal fixators
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
going on a date today with a man I’ve been flirting with all week, to the point where yesterday I woke up thinking about him holding my face and that was enough to make me feral. I’ve been utterly charmed by him and it’s fucking awesome
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS #FatBearWeek #art
Illustration of an extremely corpulent bear surrounded by a halo of autumnal leaves
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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IKGB @ikzuri.com · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day and second day of autumn to all my spooky bisexuals
“That’s not bisexual, lighting girl you are being pursued by the thing”
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
poo balls have the chance to do the funniest thing
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
got a writing note the other night that was “make this bit more Niles and Frasier” and I’ve never felt such a clear direction for a bit before. my binge watching has finally been useful for something
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
doing a gig tonight and there are a couple of comics on the lineup I’ve seen/know of and I am very scared and excited about them seeing meeeeee aaaaaaaa
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
had to stop making out with my lover last night bc we both got the munchies bad enough that we needed to eat cheesecake in bed together before we could continue. in the last few months my love life has taken a turn for the delightful and I am over the moon about it
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love to wear bit outfits
a mirror selfie.Theo wears a beige furry coat, blue denim shorts, a black shirt and brown Chelsea boots.
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
11 years on from being 20, I’ve lived a thousand lifetimes and so much of it was fucked and hard but I wouldn’t trade it bc I get to be a whole person, something they desperately wanted. it breaks my heart that they were so sad but we fuckin made it and we’re gonna keep making it
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He didn’t think we’d live to be 59, couldn’t imagine gay marriage or that we’d have a husband, and was often told he couldn’t be an out gay writer. He‘d be a little sad about our hair. But I live the life he fought for.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Ⓥ Soy Boy ☭🇵🇸 @leftistvegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mu friends Cal and Kishie’s Melbourne home was destroyed by an electrical fire while they survived their belongings and art pieces were damaged days before Cal’s art exhibition was meant to commence. Please help out if you can 🙏🏻❤️ gofund.me/7d5724114
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Donate to Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life, organized by Marise Jack
Hi my name is Marise. I'm a good friend of Cal (and Kishie) an artist in M… Marise Jack needs your support for Please help Cal and Kishie rebuild their life
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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've given birth via C-section. A week later, my health deteriorated from surgical complications & infections. I urgently need support for medical treatment, milk, & essential supplies for my baby. Any help could save our lives. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 ✅Molly Shah chuffed.org/project/save-a-mother-and-fetus-in-gaza
A small baby in a hospital bedA small hand with an IV in it
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
today I am endeavouring to use Canva properly for the first time and let me say, fuck off I wish I’d learned how to use this shit when I was a teenager. I’m stupid and annoyed
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dana Carvey confirms rumor about observing 9/11 while dressed as Turtle Man
Dana Carvey confirmed the rumor that he observed a moment of silence for 9/11 on 'The Master of Disguise' set while dressed as the Turtle Man: 'I just thought at the moment: this is very strange.'
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me opening my jar of PrEP
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
spent all weekend with beautiful friends at a wedding and hanging out and I am feeling Very At Peace. been a tough couple of weeks for the brain and it is so nice to feel tired but satisfied. absolutely gagging to go to bed at 9:30pm though, baby’s dying for an early night
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parasocial activity @ben.littlefreaks.club · 05/09/2026
God I love tummy, quick shoutout to tummy
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sean woke up, rubbed his eyes, said ‘do you think in france mr. bean is called monsieur legûme’ and then went back to sleep
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
going to a wedding this week so I had to go to the barber, and he made me look FRESH
Theo wears polarised sunglasses and a dark wash denim jacket. they have curly brown hair down to their shoulders and a freshly trimmed beard
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Social media often feels like you're at a loud party talking about zebras and someone wanders up drunk going 'I couldn't help overhearing you were talking about zebras, have you seen that film' and after 8 minutes it turns out they mean The Lion King and they're thinking of hyenas.
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hurtful that I had to work on such a beautiful day but it looks like I’m going out tonight with some lovely people, my home is clean, I’m gonna wax my eyebrows and look cunty af and it is a good start to what is hopefully going to be a fucking lush week
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 31/08/2026
Doggust day 30: Canis Major 🔭🐕 This year is 10 years since what I consider to be my first Doggust, so I decided to revisit one of the pieces that was star themed since it kind of fit with this year.
A little floppy-eared dog looking through a telescope at many shooting stars from under a bridge. The bridge is covered in ivy, and the yellow and white stars are huge and flying down in front of the bridge. The main colors are teal, blue, and yellow from two inks.
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Imagine seeing food you can’t afford. Prices in Gaza are skyrocketing, and we have no money left. Only $30 is enough to feed my family. Just $30 is enough. Please, stand with us in these difficult times. Help if you can, 🙏🙏 or share this post! chuffed.org/project/moh01
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nawal is crying because she is hungry and needs milk and medicine. Please help my daughter. Don't let us down. I feel very sad for her because she is crying; I can't do anything about it. chuffed.org/project/plea...
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mahmoud is in unbearable pain as a serious infection spreads. I’m terrified of losing him after everything we’ve endured. His infected wound is putting his life at risk, and he urgently needs medicine. He has no one to fight for him but us. Please help us save Mahmoud.😭💔🙏 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Please don't abandon Mahmoud. Please help me save him. You are our last hope. Fight for his life, please.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Comedians can’t talk about airline food anymore. Not because it’s been done, but because everyone would think they’re out of their minds. Yeah of course airplane food sucks. Everything sucks. This is not even a top 50 complaint in the Age of Indignities
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
decided that instead of moping about at home I am going to go to a bar on my own and maybe read a book. maybe also do some gremlin things. who’s to say. but I am GOING bc I cannot sit at home tonight lest I go absolutely insane
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
another perfect Bec Shaw take
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
something I experience now, on the regular, is moustache envy. I yearn for the day I can properly curl my moustache, and that day is approaching, but it’s not close and I am in AGONY
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have so many things to exist through before I have a date I’m really looking forward to tomorrow and the passage of time is once again punishing me specifically. it is ideal couch snug weather today and I have no one to snug with!! wah!!!
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1am driving down Hoddle St has incredible Burnout Paradise energy. only thing missing is cars trying to run each other off the road and I think it’s not far off that actually
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
men be normal when they talk to me about my body challenge. do not say you want to shave me bc 1) do you know how much work that would be and 2) shut the fuck up
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
horror and comedy are two sides of the same coin and you should not separate them so often
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
some of you
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primordial goop 🏳️‍⚧️ @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
wanting to kiss and having no one to kiss is deeply upsetting. I will go through my weekend unsmooched and that is just not right
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A week of pain and fear, and my injury threatens my fingers. Doctors warn against delaying treatment, and I only need $165 to complete my treatment and have the platinum implanted. Please help me before it's too late. Please, I beg you, save me, help me, don't abandon me. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/moh01
Selfie of Mohammed inside a tent showing his left hand with bandages on his last two fingersAnother selfie of Mohammed with the same bandages on his hand, but different t-shirt & hairdo.
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🔞 maid of hope @himbohousewife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda
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