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James K Patterson

@jameskpatterson.bsky.social
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IT Manager. Ex BBC Engineering Manager. Cycling, Caravanner, and Sailing, RYA Senior Dinghy Instructor, in Stratford on Avon. I like smol doggos and being near trees and hills. Centerist Dad. #SAFC

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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you mean clean and soapy smelling? 😂
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s OK Dan because it’ll never happen. Great and interesting analysis though.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026
Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now impose a £2 flat rate charge on out of town malls!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FLAB ROD oo-er!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@tugroupoflabmps.bsky.social 2nd policy- a £2 fixed parking fee for out of town shopping centres over a certain capacity to fund high street renovations. Why should you pay nothing at Bicester Village and a fortune to park in Bicester to access the high street?
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@tugroupoflabmps.bsky.social hey folks l’ve been sitting on a couple of decent revenue raising policies - please consider these? 1. Motorway advertising- nothing within a mile of junctions but a good revenue stream- every lorry on the road is a massive advertising hoarding anyway.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Elvis Costello’s latest retrospective on how My Aim is True came about is a marvellous journey through the crafting of songs! There are 104 tracks on the album!!!! I thought Sandinista was long!!
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's like watching Bart Simpson doing a classroom presentation in front of Mrs Krabappel after zero preparation.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And Aunt May in the Spider-Man franchise! She’s gone full Benj Button!
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hispanics working in the USA 👏🏽
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need to build more houses, its supply and demand, and move businesses out of London.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thats awful- what kind of person does that. Scary.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boris Johnson became PM based on these promises He kept none of them - & knew he would not He lasted 3 years Sacked MP’s that challenged his Brexit Illegally prorogued Parliament & lied to the Queen!!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about a £2 per day fee for parking in out of town shopping centres to fund high street renewals?
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So proud of you- well played.
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Simon Evans @drsimevans.carbonbrief.org · 30/09/2026
NEW ANALYSIS: Record wind and solar save UK from gas imports worth £5.9bn during Hormuz crisis 🌤️ wind/solar generation up 14% in 2026 to date 🏭 gas down ~10% 🚢 >100 LNG cargoes avoided
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’d think he could afford an ‘e’ to finish off his name.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Researchers at Cornell you say…….hmmm?….nah then.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking forward to Sunderland being awarded the 2014 League Cup as Man City cheated. If they hadn’t paid Vincent Kompany so much he would never have caught Fabio Borini and we would have been 2-0 up. #SAFC
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you Slow Horses!
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 27/09/2026
NEW Stewart Lee column The collapse of compassion in post-Brexit Britain suggests it’s now time for Roman-style lethal spectacles. The alternative – stopping malign global influences from destabilising our society, say - seems beyond us www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

At this rate, we'll be staging public drownings of migrants, to address 'legitimate concerns': Stewart Lee on the collapse of compassion in post-Brexit Britain. Stylised image of a RNLI ferry
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A man who couldn’t afford an ‘e’ to finish off his surname!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair this is nowt to do with Farmers. Just stole a tractor.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33
Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I'm a mom -- an anti-drone radar. Life doesn't stop. But how can I let my child go out alone?" a Ukrainian mom says as she escorts her son to his training session during a Russian drone attack on Kyiv. @ Gerashchenko_en
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of course, it’s well known that clubs include footballlers in their payments systems over several years!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give them a massive “would you rather” punishment - give up 5 premier league titles, or be relegated to EFL 2
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaarrrrgh!! FFS!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But did the useless idiot even manage to puncture the dinghy? I think I would have expected a rapid deflation- perhaps it’s all a little more difficult than he thinks to intercept a boat?
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Am I missing something or did the useless tw@t completely fail to burst that rubber dinghy? Surely a catastrophic deflation should have occurred- or is it more difficult than everyone thinks to stop the boats?
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What the heck Anglesey!!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Switzerland sure has some purty places!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good job I’m logged in on the charity shop TV I bought at the British Heart Foundation where the previous owners of said TV don’t seemed to have noticed or ever logged out!!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Benji the Waitrose cat has a similar attitude to shoppers at the supermarket. He has a house outside the store!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ja Ja Ding Dong! Thats the best Eurovision song that never made it into Eurovision!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s a great read Chris, well done. I’ve booked my flights to Milan- watching Sunderland in Europe has been a life’s dream and I will get a ticket!!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The comments section is open and you don’t have to register- just saying.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also clearly doesn’t believe in sun cream.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That’s some big bells!!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
High Alpine Swing- Winteregg, Switzerland.
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have a particular section in my childhood nightmare section for these two: what kind of sick parent gives these books? 😢
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interlaken Switzerland
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lake Bacalpsee near Grindelwald- and Pepper!
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty sure this is the highest altitude Pepper has reached at over 7500 ft above sea level! Lake Bachalpsee in Grindelwald. She always enjoys a ploddle no matter the altitude!
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James K Patterson @jameskpatterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty sure we have reached the stage where we should just turn the internet off.
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