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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well, that result was sub-optimal… #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I rated The Odyssey (2026) 9/10 Is it Nolan’s best, for me, no. Is it an absolute epic, yes. #IMDb
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Interesting how it wasn’t of ‘fundamental importance’ when it was Man Utd/Nice in the Europa League and Man City/Girona in the Champions League a couple of years ago… 🤔🤔 This was after Villa and Brighton got stung by this and before the farce Palace had last year. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Premier League in Europe: Could a club lose their European place once again?
After Crystal Palace's issues last season, could a Premier League club lose their European place once again because of dual ownership issues?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Mission accomplished here, Ryan.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I rated Project Hail Mary (2026) 8/10 I really fun, slightly batty and an absolutely beautiful-looking movie. #IMDb
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The nicest thing I can say about Die Another Day is probably that without it, we wouldn’t have gotten Casino Royale.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Well… shit. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Yeah, if that was Villa they’d take the ‘the foul started outside the box so it’s a free kick’ route. That’s if the ref gave anything. We’ve seen stronger fouls against Villa players in recent weeks not even given as fouls. VAR along with PSR have the same objective.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dont even know where to start after that. Absolutely spineless and toothless performance. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Oh just fuck off VAR. Utter nonsense.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A really frustrating one today. We did all the right things… but so did Brentford second half. A bit more composure in one or two instances and we get something out of that. We’ve built a buffer on those below us. Today we’ve had to dip into it. Trust the process. Up the Villa. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Do NOT expect that to turn into ‘one of those’ European nights under the lights at Villa Park. Objective 1 completed. Top 2 finish. Let’s go win this thing! #UTV #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I stand corrected. Only two loans from other PL clubs. Loans from European clubs, such as Juve in this instance are separate. Thanks for the clarification.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Perhaps. I found this on the PL website. But perhaps European loans are not counted in this?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Delighted to see Dougie Luiz back at the Villa. Was gutted when we had to sell him. I assume now we’ll either negotiate to send Elliott back to Liverpool or just deregister him as as cannot have more than two loans as far as I am aware. Happy to be proven wrong. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Does this mean Tielemans is out for a little while then I wonder? We seemed to jump on this quick.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
EEEEEMI BUENDIIIIIA FROM ARGENTINA…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sky has about 34 Sports channels and they can’t find one to put Portsmouth vs Southampton on??
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
After the disappointment of the Kamara news, delighted to see Leon Bailey back at Villa. Always been a big fan. He can blow hot and cold but a fit Leon Bailey with Emery employing his magic touch could be absolute 🔥 #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Gutted about Kamara. Absolutely gutted. What a player. At least it’s happened during a transfer window… Maybe they’re holding up on Tammy because they know they may have to use that money to bring in a Kamara replacement… as if he can be replaced.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I said when he took the job that Amorim would be crazy to go to Man Utd at that stage of his career. Wrong club, wrong time. I got laughed at and shouted down by Man United fans. Where are you now?! 😂
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Great win that! Absolute BTEC punditry from Hinchcliffe throughout mind.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
If Rice makes the exact same tackle as Onana just made it’d be on Sky Sports adverts as a highlight of the league.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Imagine paying $300 for a ticket and you end up with Cape Verde vs Saudi Arabia? Nothing against either nation but just shows how tickets should have been priced AFTER the draw.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Aside from the political nonsense, the pointless musical acts and video inserts which were about one rung above the stuff I made on my media course at Sixth Form, can we talk about how shit that World Cup Draw is? Maybe one good game in that group phase out of 72! France vs Norway.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I bet the ‘keep politics out of football’ crowd who don’t like people protesting genocide and racism have absolutey no problem with this… The whole draw was an absolute farce. FIFA is not for the fans. It’s possible the game has officially gone.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
“The FIFA World Peace Prize is presented on behalf of the billions of people who love this game” Not this one, though. This one says you can all fuck right off with that shit.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Think again about the the summer window we had! Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal! Now. Look. At. Us. What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
No, I don’t know why I’m so adamant about this either!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
And another thing… DIE HARD 2 is a Christmas Movie too! The baddies use boxed Christmas presents to smuggle weapons and equipment into the airport! It’s he busiest day at the airport because of the holidays. “I’ve got fucken reindeer flyin in from the North Pole.”
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
But of course it is! It’s got a Christmas Party, Christmas Music, an estranged father travelling to reunite with his family on Christmas Eve, Christmas is mentioned throughout. LET IT SNOW! It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
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British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Really, really poor from Martinez there.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you could choose one film to forget entirely so you could watch it again for the first time… what film would it be?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Hey siri, when is Lee Dixon’s ITV contract up… for fucks sake already.”
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I decided to start with Die Another Day. Oh boy, it really is the worst isn’t it?! The only saving grace is that it packages all the worst bits of the franchise in one movie: * Worst writing * Worst plot * Worst SFX * Worst Bond Girl? * Worst villain * Worst henchman * Worst direction * Worst song
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
With the Bond films returning to Amazon Prime in the UK this month, I thought I’d take the opportunity to watch a couple of the movies I’ve seen the least… (as if I don’t have them on Blu-Ray… twice…)…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
He was superb today.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
At least we made it to the Champions League before everything falls apart this time. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’m not panicking by any means, but this is the kind of thing you say when you’re bottom at Christmas…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Don’t know wheeeeeere Don’t know wheeeeeeen But I know we’ll score again, some sunny day! #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I don’t think anyone has ever looked as good as Eva looks here: Oh my days!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What’s the best Bond film to watch to prepare for a trip to Italy? #JamesBond
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I rated Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) 5/10 #IMDb Well… that was a waste of an evening. Absolutely dreadful.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Well, I can’t think of many ways that game, nor our start to the season in general, could have gone much worse. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Football/The Premier League has really become that ‘soccer scene’ from The Simpsons hasn’t it… 😴
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thinking back to the stick I got from Man Utd fans for suggesting Amorim would have been ‘crazy’ to take job days before he did…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I dropped onto Twitter (X) for the first time in ages earlier to see what the general vibe around the Villa was there… this was the first post I was greeted with absolute piece of ‘fake news’ and I thought ‘yeah, fuck this place’.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
For the love of god Moyes, get Grealish on.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
MASSIVE goal! Trez put the impact in impact player!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@footballcliches.bsky.social, can a penalty shootout be a ‘rollercoaster ride’ because if so, I think we just saw one in Euro 2025?
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