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Shatterhand

@jameseggison.bsky.social
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Chatting all things: AVFC 🦁, football ⚽️, James Bond 🍸, movies 🎬, music 🎵, games 🎮 TV shows 📺 Good vibes only.

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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well, that result was sub-optimal… #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I rated The Odyssey (2026) 9/10 Is it Nolan’s best, for me, no. Is it an absolute epic, yes. #IMDb
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Interesting how it wasn’t of ‘fundamental importance’ when it was Man Utd/Nice in the Europa League and Man City/Girona in the Champions League a couple of years ago… 🤔🤔 This was after Villa and Brighton got stung by this and before the farce Palace had last year. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Premier League in Europe: Could a club lose their European place once again?
After Crystal Palace's issues last season, could a Premier League club lose their European place once again because of dual ownership issues?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I rated Project Hail Mary (2026) 8/10 I really fun, slightly batty and an absolutely beautiful-looking movie. #IMDb
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Well… shit. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dont even know where to start after that. Absolutely spineless and toothless performance. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Oh just fuck off VAR. Utter nonsense.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A really frustrating one today. We did all the right things… but so did Brentford second half. A bit more composure in one or two instances and we get something out of that. We’ve built a buffer on those below us. Today we’ve had to dip into it. Trust the process. Up the Villa. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Do NOT expect that to turn into ‘one of those’ European nights under the lights at Villa Park. Objective 1 completed. Top 2 finish. Let’s go win this thing! #UTV #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I stand corrected. Only two loans from other PL clubs. Loans from European clubs, such as Juve in this instance are separate. Thanks for the clarification.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Delighted to see Dougie Luiz back at the Villa. Was gutted when we had to sell him. I assume now we’ll either negotiate to send Elliott back to Liverpool or just deregister him as as cannot have more than two loans as far as I am aware. Happy to be proven wrong. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
EEEEEMI BUENDIIIIIA FROM ARGENTINA…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sky has about 34 Sports channels and they can’t find one to put Portsmouth vs Southampton on??
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
After the disappointment of the Kamara news, delighted to see Leon Bailey back at Villa. Always been a big fan. He can blow hot and cold but a fit Leon Bailey with Emery employing his magic touch could be absolute 🔥 #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Gutted about Kamara. Absolutely gutted. What a player. At least it’s happened during a transfer window… Maybe they’re holding up on Tammy because they know they may have to use that money to bring in a Kamara replacement… as if he can be replaced.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I said when he took the job that Amorim would be crazy to go to Man Utd at that stage of his career. Wrong club, wrong time. I got laughed at and shouted down by Man United fans. Where are you now?! 😂
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Great win that! Absolute BTEC punditry from Hinchcliffe throughout mind.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
If Rice makes the exact same tackle as Onana just made it’d be on Sky Sports adverts as a highlight of the league.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Aside from the political nonsense, the pointless musical acts and video inserts which were about one rung above the stuff I made on my media course at Sixth Form, can we talk about how shit that World Cup Draw is? Maybe one good game in that group phase out of 72! France vs Norway.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I bet the ‘keep politics out of football’ crowd who don’t like people protesting genocide and racism have absolutey no problem with this… The whole draw was an absolute farce. FIFA is not for the fans. It’s possible the game has officially gone.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
“The FIFA World Peace Prize is presented on behalf of the billions of people who love this game” Not this one, though. This one says you can all fuck right off with that shit.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Think again about the the summer window we had! Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal! Now. Look. At. Us. What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
But of course it is! It’s got a Christmas Party, Christmas Music, an estranged father travelling to reunite with his family on Christmas Eve, Christmas is mentioned throughout. LET IT SNOW! It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
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British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If you could choose one film to forget entirely so you could watch it again for the first time… what film would it be?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Hey siri, when is Lee Dixon’s ITV contract up… for fucks sake already.”
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
With the Bond films returning to Amazon Prime in the UK this month, I thought I’d take the opportunity to watch a couple of the movies I’ve seen the least… (as if I don’t have them on Blu-Ray… twice…)…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
At least we made it to the Champions League before everything falls apart this time. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Don’t know wheeeeeere Don’t know wheeeeeeen But I know we’ll score again, some sunny day! #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What’s the best Bond film to watch to prepare for a trip to Italy? #JamesBond
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I rated Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) 5/10 #IMDb Well… that was a waste of an evening. Absolutely dreadful.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Well, I can’t think of many ways that game, nor our start to the season in general, could have gone much worse. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Football/The Premier League has really become that ‘soccer scene’ from The Simpsons hasn’t it… 😴
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thinking back to the stick I got from Man Utd fans for suggesting Amorim would have been ‘crazy’ to take job days before he did…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I dropped onto Twitter (X) for the first time in ages earlier to see what the general vibe around the Villa was there… this was the first post I was greeted with absolute piece of ‘fake news’ and I thought ‘yeah, fuck this place’.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
For the love of god Moyes, get Grealish on.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@footballcliches.bsky.social, can a penalty shootout be a ‘rollercoaster ride’ because if so, I think we just saw one in Euro 2025?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
José Mourinho is fed up of Jhon Duran already. Day 1 of pre-season at Fenerbache and Duran didn’t bother show up according to reports. "It's a lack of respect. There are clear rules, and those who don't follow them will face the consequences. We will talk to him…if he shows up." Never change Jhon
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
There’s a reason I’m not wholly excited about the prospect of a 20-something Bond… and is because that’s what the First Light Game is doing. You may as well cast the same guy. Let the games do the really early stuff and give us a more experienced movie-Bond.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The last sentence is my favourite part of this. Get a director and get a script, then cast Bond. That’s what they did with Casino Royale. For what it’s worth, I’d be happy with any of those directors. Villeneuve would be my top pick. Would be interested to see what Jonathan Nolan would do with it.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Not entirely sure which I’m looking forward to more… Mission Impossible Final Reckoning or the hours and hours of amazing podcast material from @empiremagazine.bsky.social and Christopher McQuarrie talking about Mission Impossible Final Reckoning.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Oooh Leicester! You foxy bastards! xx
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Once again… for all those when the fixtures are announced simply say ‘shock, we play each team twice’… as we see now, when we’re all trying to work out the permutations of the final few weeks… the order you play teams in matters!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“A bloody big ship…”
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Got a meeting with M and Moneypenny…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Got to say, full credit to Crystal Palace who have now smashed us three times in the last five meetings. It was 3-0 but could have been 6-0. They also missed a penalty, had a goal disallowed for a soft foul and had a player no slick form 8 yards out. Henderson also made 3 top saves! #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Worth noting that Villa once again conceded from the first shot on target yesterday. In fact, we love that so much we did it twice. The first one was disallowed. In 22 games this season the oppo has scored form their first shot. That’s just absolutely mad. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Remember when some Villa fans were - somewhat playfully - suggesting we could mount a title charge next season? That was less than a week ago.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Despite a few hours having now passed… I still do not know where to start with that performance. Just flat. Such a sad way for this season to end. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
As thoughts turn to the FA Cup semi final at Wembley on Saturday, I remember my late friend Mick who I went to the last semi final with in 2015 and sadly passed away not long after. Because Mick was unwell and had mobility issues, he needed to use lifts to get around Wembley…
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