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Shatterhand

@jameseggison.bsky.social
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Chatting all things: AVFC 🦁, football ⚽️, James Bond 🍸, movies 🎬, music 🎵, games 🎮 TV shows 📺 Good vibes only.

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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Perhaps. I found this on the PL website. But perhaps European loans are not counted in this?
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Think again about the the summer window we had! Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal! Now. Look. At. Us. What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I don’t think anyone has ever looked as good as Eva looks here: Oh my days!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I dropped onto Twitter (X) for the first time in ages earlier to see what the general vibe around the Villa was there… this was the first post I was greeted with absolute piece of ‘fake news’ and I thought ‘yeah, fuck this place’.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“A bloody big ship…”
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Got a meeting with M and Moneypenny…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
When another strode across with some purpose and told us we ‘shouldn’t be there’ and would have to be arrested for trespassing. After I calmly explained he stood down and we were finally escorted outside to celebrate the semi final win. Mick was too unwell to go to the final so I went in his place.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
As thoughts turn to the FA Cup semi final at Wembley on Saturday, I remember my late friend Mick who I went to the last semi final with in 2015 and sadly passed away not long after. Because Mick was unwell and had mobility issues, he needed to use lifts to get around Wembley…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Here’s to you, Unai Emery! Villa loves you more than you will knoooooow! Woah woah woah!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
#avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#UTV
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Here’s to yooooou Unai Emery, Villa loves you more than you will knoooooow… Woah woah woah!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
So the US forces Ukraine into giving them natural resources. Russia gets to keep the bits of Ukraine they occupy (inevitably installing a puppet government) While Europe puts in the troops and Ukraine ultimately surrender. Great ‘deal’ that. Fuck Trump. Fuck Putin.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
So Man United want to build a Jedi Temple? Best not be a penny of tax payer money going towards this!
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I feel this movie is underrated! I’ve been flicking through various movie soundtracks as I grind away at work today and this one is amazing. Just thinking of how good the film is too. I’m throwing it on the projector later for sure. 🍿🖖
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Lovely morning.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I got there in the end… 😎🍸 I think I do have that video bookmarked already tho.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Anything for a good cause… (This is me after spending 45 minutes trying to tie it…)
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Absolute goals in the projector this evening! 📽️ This movie gets too much stick. It’s a lot of fun! #TomorrowNeverDies
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Wow! That Man Utd bench is crazy, considering the sheer amount of money they’ve spent over the past few years.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Despite all the talk and all the pressure out on the lad, I thought Rashford handled the step up from Man Utd pretty well. 😜 #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Donald Trump signs executive order demanding the return of Space Ghost, Adam West’s Batman and the DJ Cat show.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
After the latest news on Meow Felix… 😺
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Woah woah woah he’s magic You knoooow Marco Asensiooooooo! I’m more hyped for this than Rashford tbh! #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Look, he either knows what he’s doing or he doesn’t. Either is bad. He’s either a Nazi or a moron. My money is actually on the latter. Sadly, it’s his money that matters.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
On the day we celebrate 150 years of Aston Villa Football Club, many will look past to past glories of 1957, 81, 82. I want to take a moment to recognise another massive year, 2018, when we almost didn’t make it to 150 years and two billionaire heroes came in to save the day and the club. #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
68 years. It’s been 68 years since the grand, old, glorious Aston Villa Football Club lifted the FA Cup in 1957. My Dad wasn’t born. England have won the World Cup since. Let’s give it a good go this year. After being at two losing finals, I want nothing more than to win this fucking jug! #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Take My Money #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Good morning. Happy New Year. Let’s make it a good one. I plan to spend most of my day listening to old Empire Spoiler Special podcasts.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
UTFV! Let’s Go! #avfc
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
#ThankYouNHS
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Sorry for the short notice, but… Come out the coast. We’ll get together. We’ll have a few laughs…
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I was today years old when I found out Ainsley Harriott was in Red Dwarf! He’s credited as the Gelf Chief whose daughter Lister married in season 5!!! “Ahhhgahagahhagah gah gah ga-hagagagagaggaa!”
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This suggests to me that the controls are locked. But the nurse I spoke to just said ‘you need to wait for it to work’ despite my saying I’d been trying for hours. 🤷🏼‍♂️ This is me now, with a hoodie to block the light, headphones for the sound and sat upright.
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Shatterhand @jameseggison.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The lights have three settings: Off, dimmed and the sun. They seem to cycle at will throughout the day AND night. Pictured is 2am. This will soon turn off and then back on again at will. It’s not on a timer or motion sensor and there is seemingly no controls. Staff are just like ‘I dunno.’ (Cont…)
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