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"I will turn the world into my dominion of shadows," I said, "a barren wasteland of chaos."
The humans shrugged, unfazed by my horrific threat.
“Also, I’m a lesbian.”
"Oh God," the humans screamed, "it’s going to make us design websites for its gay wedding!"
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I Am a Monster Hell Bent on Destroying Earth, but Humans Are More Concerned That I’m a Lesbian
“No one cared that I’m twelve feet tall, covered in razor-sharp spikes, with four prehensile tongues that taste the air to track human fear. They only specul...
