Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This elder millennial is officially middle aged 👴🎂 11230
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Last of the homemade spring rolls from Bà ngoại (grandma) 🥲 0171
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you don't die by lethal injection, is it just an "injection"? 030
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you die on your birthday, is it then called your deathday? 220
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All good. Just wondered as the number of friends in medicine are limited. 000
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ugh. Okay. I admit it. I'm a The Pitt convert. It's really good. Friends in medicine say it's very close to what they do (always a good sign) 281
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The energy at a masturbation conference must be wild. It's all vibes. 141
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finished. So much better than the first part. Not only better direction, but ties up a lot of the story (which was probably planned for). 020
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching 28 Days Later: The Bone temple. It's only been 9 minutes and already seen a zombie penis. 160
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How do you take a photo of the phone you're currently using 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Phone (pixel 6) randomly bricked yesterday so was *forced* to get an early birthday present. 150
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bad brain afternoon. Co-insides with cutting down on caffeine. Whowouldhavethunk. 040
Reposted by Chopped dadPeta says bring back Łink @petabytes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 Holds out palm revealing 5c and two mismatched buttons 051
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026OMG HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY 🔥🔥🔥 ...oh wait I don't have any money 040
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"if you ever do me dirty" and it's the filthiest mofo you've seen in your life 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know there's genitals involved, but it's not a sexy look 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This morning, got out the shower and for once I put on my t-shirt before my pants. Ended up laughing at myself for Winnie The Pooh-ing. 160
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 10/09/20262020 - 2026 There's a different reason to celebrate now 1150
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not following my career, but hey-ho, money is money! 010
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Free day before I start work next week answering the phones for a big company. What should I do with my remaining free time? 471
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And I mean anythingstatic.klipy.comBrooklyn 99: Anything?ALT: Brooklyn 99: Anything? 000
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Having a foot fetish must be wild: "Thank you for coming to the interview today. Let's dive right in. First question is "what's your biggest weakness?" "Don't say feet. Don't say feet. Don't say feet." 030
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026LinkedIn is a trip. You see people you have a mild distaste for, posting their achievements and yet you keep going back. It's corporate hate-following. 140
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Had a nightmare last night. Was the worst one I've ever had. It was horrible. I put a joke in the group chat and no one laughed. 020
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My grandmother is so old and British that they call her the Tea-Rex 040
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My hot take about the Rocky Horror Show is that values change over time and, although far from perfect through today's lense, it means a lot to some people and has changed their lives for the better or worse. Some people really enjoy it. Let them. 060
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My hot take about the Rocky Horror Show is that values change over time and, although far from perfect through today's lense, it means a lot to some people and has changed their lives for the better or worse. Some people really enjoy it. Let them. 170
Chopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh my god. The new GTA looks absolutely incredible. Finally something living up to the hype. Anyone want to buy me a playstation 5? 010
