Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I legit don't know how it turned "former" into "massive", but... it ain't wrong, technically. 😂 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And with the acceleration electric cars have? It's gonna jump right into the intersection on a fresh green and get you T-boned by a truck that was too heavy to stop in time. Ask the people that write the code for those cars. Most of them will tell you they wouldn't set foot in one. 010
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Until it hits and kills someone on foot, like it almost did to me. Until it causes a multiple-vehicle pile-up because it can't figure out "green means go". Until one suddenly shuts down in traffic and becomes a rolling lithium bomb. 110
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was almost hit by one when getting into my work vehicle one night, and it made no attempt to slow down or reevaluate the massive error it made. "Safe". Yeah, until one of the lithium batteries goes into thermal runaway with your kid inside, and the doors can't be opened. 110
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These AVs are literally stupid. You can't write code for intuition. I've seen a Waymo illegally battle a human-driven car for a parking spot, then drive away when the human gave up. I've seen one stay dead-stopped when the light turns green, forcing everyone in its lane to go around it. 110
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a massive Minnesotan turned Arizonan, whose job is driving (as a W-2 employee) passengers around the Phoenix Valley Area, having to share the road with these autonomous vehicles... I side with the council. Require a human, even if they're just monitoring the car. www.kare11.com/article/news...kare11.com 210
Reposted by CeruloDADverine @stroh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just a reminder that people get sick n’ injured and shouldn’t have to even think about the expense of being sick or injured when trying to get better. Our system isn’t right. 191
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comCoyote and RoadrunnerALT: Coyote and Roadrunner 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When someone from your past—YEARS ago—messages you out of the blue. 110
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For a company that's been taking my money for 14 years for nothing (no claims besides a couple windshields), StateFarm really does hate taking it lately. Over the last year, I've had to ARGUE with their IT Dept to get them to take my money. Right now, I'm getting a "protocol error". WTF? 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh hell, I've had moobs since at least 20. Would like to get rid of them, but I'd look weird with a gut and no moobs. Would look even weirder with moobs and no gut! 😳 010
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Last day I can legally drive my truck before the tabs & plates are completely expired and I have to leave it parked in the parking lot at my dad's apartment and hope it doesn't get towed. Hoping to have the money to register it here in AZ later this coming month (Oct), but no guarantees... =/ 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026inb4 'just use linux n00b' That's an OS that commits sepuku if you press the fuckin' POWER BUTTON wrong. I've seen it happen. I don't know how it happened, and it shouldn't be possible, but just BOOTING the OS kills it. MS/Windows sucks, but at least I don't have to cross my fingers to boot it. 010
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I figure that means it found something and is repairing it. The DISM part got stuck at 62% for a long time and I almost closed it, but it's moving again. Wish Windows didn't become corrupted so easily these days. I miss Windows 7. 110
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026CTT Util (Chris Titus Tech WinUtil) is amazing for de-Microsofting your Windows 10 and 11. I won't use Windows without it anymore. The 'System Corruption Scan' is great, as it's a one-stop shop for a chkdsk, sfc, and dism scan. On my 2017 Surface Book 2 (i5 + 8GB), it's taking forever... 110
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My 9 games that were some of the most iconic for me. They're largely strategy-based, with a couple shooters and a racing game thrown in. I've always been a PC gamer, except for the very beginning when I started out on the original NES. Shoutout to Myst, which didn't make the list. my9games.net/en 010
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Welcome back! You no longer have to Live With A Hernia!static.klipy.comWeird Al HerniaALT: Weird Al Hernia 010
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've had Darktable installed for ages but never really used it. Playing with it for the first time and discovering it can read parameters I didn't even know my camera was storing. For instance... focus distance. I thought it was just using contrast to determine focus. 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey, @christitus.com! I've been using your WinUtil script for a couple years now and I love it! Got a question for ya... Is there a reason that the software Darktable is no longer listed in it? RustDesk is gone too, but I found the answer to that question. Couldn't find one for Darktable. TIA! 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would assume most would be too polite to have a reaction just because it sounds like a lithidimade speech imthedimend. But yeah.... I'd be one of those that would ask "What did you just say?" xD 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What in the... *checks notes*... ... "black gay furry shonen" fuck did I just watch?! It was mildly amusing, but too much of a visual clusterfuck for me, and had too little content. Props for getting a furry penis and balls onto YouTube, though! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeVt...youtube.comPunk Ass Pirate Donkey No.1 | Restroom for the WickedYouTube video by JazLyte 000
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Reposted by CeruloMike @malphurbud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I only popped these open to give you a little preview... but now I'm gonna need your hands to help relieve the pressure. YCH by @sirarion.bsky.social 51952403
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hewwo daddy uwu *ahem* I mean... ... that fine gentleman is exceptionally attractive. >///< 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why would anyone store their crackers in a barrel? 🤔 womanFlyingThroughMath.gif (R.I.P. woman-flying-through-math) 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was surprisingly good. I watched it for the names, and actually enjoyed it. 010
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Idiopathic, spontaneous, explosive audio events concurrent to routine ambulation can be hazardous to your health. I slammed the tips of two fingers in the door of a big unibody van last night. The pain was exquisite. 🤬 000
Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Throwback to my butchering of the Old Speckled Hen fox commercial. (Sorry OSH! xD) 000