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@jamescerulo.bsky.social
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Wolf guy into photography, computers, and men. Old enough to fit "What major flaw has kept you single?", but not old enough for my Anthro Association of Retired Furries (AARF) card. Bark-raving-mad borked borker. 🐺

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I legit don't know how it turned "former" into "massive", but... it ain't wrong, technically. 😂
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And with the acceleration electric cars have? It's gonna jump right into the intersection on a fresh green and get you T-boned by a truck that was too heavy to stop in time. Ask the people that write the code for those cars. Most of them will tell you they wouldn't set foot in one.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Until it hits and kills someone on foot, like it almost did to me. Until it causes a multiple-vehicle pile-up because it can't figure out "green means go". Until one suddenly shuts down in traffic and becomes a rolling lithium bomb.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was almost hit by one when getting into my work vehicle one night, and it made no attempt to slow down or reevaluate the massive error it made. "Safe". Yeah, until one of the lithium batteries goes into thermal runaway with your kid inside, and the doors can't be opened.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These AVs are literally stupid. You can't write code for intuition. I've seen a Waymo illegally battle a human-driven car for a parking spot, then drive away when the human gave up. I've seen one stay dead-stopped when the light turns green, forcing everyone in its lane to go around it.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a massive Minnesotan turned Arizonan, whose job is driving (as a W-2 employee) passengers around the Phoenix Valley Area, having to share the road with these autonomous vehicles... I side with the council. Require a human, even if they're just monitoring the car. www.kare11.com/article/news...
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DADverine @stroh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder that people get sick n’ injured and shouldn’t have to even think about the expense of being sick or injured when trying to get better. Our system isn’t right.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Coyote and Roadrunner
ALT: Coyote and Roadrunner
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When someone from your past—YEARS ago—messages you out of the blue.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For a company that's been taking my money for 14 years for nothing (no claims besides a couple windshields), StateFarm really does hate taking it lately. Over the last year, I've had to ARGUE with their IT Dept to get them to take my money. Right now, I'm getting a "protocol error". WTF?
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh hell, I've had moobs since at least 20. Would like to get rid of them, but I'd look weird with a gut and no moobs. Would look even weirder with moobs and no gut! 😳
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
UHG is ALWAYS bad vibes.
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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Feeling too much love… or too many carbs, Mr. Wolf? 💕 Happy #internationalwolfday! Thank you all for the love you’ve given our Big Bad Hank Howell over the years!
Billy grabbing Hank's love handles ❤️
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks mighty fine!
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last day I can legally drive my truck before the tabs & plates are completely expired and I have to leave it parked in the parking lot at my dad's apartment and hope it doesn't get towed. Hoping to have the money to register it here in AZ later this coming month (Oct), but no guarantees... =/
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Casey @casey382.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
inb4 'just use linux n00b' That's an OS that commits sepuku if you press the fuckin' POWER BUTTON wrong. I've seen it happen. I don't know how it happened, and it shouldn't be possible, but just BOOTING the OS kills it. MS/Windows sucks, but at least I don't have to cross my fingers to boot it.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I figure that means it found something and is repairing it. The DISM part got stuck at 62% for a long time and I almost closed it, but it's moving again. Wish Windows didn't become corrupted so easily these days. I miss Windows 7.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CTT Util (Chris Titus Tech WinUtil) is amazing for de-Microsofting your Windows 10 and 11. I won't use Windows without it anymore. The 'System Corruption Scan' is great, as it's a one-stop shop for a chkdsk, sfc, and dism scan. On my 2017 Surface Book 2 (i5 + 8GB), it's taking forever...
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 9 games that were some of the most iconic for me. They're largely strategy-based, with a couple shooters and a racing game thrown in. I've always been a PC gamer, except for the very beginning when I started out on the original NES. Shoutout to Myst, which didn't make the list. my9games.net/en
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome back! You no longer have to Live With A Hernia!
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Weird Al Hernia
ALT: Weird Al Hernia
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had Darktable installed for ages but never really used it. Playing with it for the first time and discovering it can read parameters I didn't even know my camera was storing. For instance... focus distance. I thought it was just using contrast to determine focus.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, @christitus.com! I've been using your WinUtil script for a couple years now and I love it! Got a question for ya... Is there a reason that the software Darktable is no longer listed in it? RustDesk is gone too, but I found the answer to that question. Couldn't find one for Darktable. TIA!
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would assume most would be too polite to have a reaction just because it sounds like a lithidimade speech imthedimend. But yeah.... I'd be one of those that would ask "What did you just say?" xD
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You okay, Wuff?
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good luck and Dog Speed, DV!
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear, hear! 🍻
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What in the... *checks notes*... ... "black gay furry shonen" fuck did I just watch?! It was mildly amusing, but too much of a visual clusterfuck for me, and had too little content. Props for getting a furry penis and balls onto YouTube, though! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeVt...
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Punk Ass Pirate Donkey No.1 | Restroom for the Wicked
YouTube video by JazLyte
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do like me some saber cat daddies.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm on a horny sprint tonight...
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Shelly @shellyakitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Customer of mine was assigned this random sequential plate. I should’ve kept it 😭
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The Good Floof @goodestno3.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Waiting for the full moon 🎨: @jellyjecko.bsky.social
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Daemon 🐆🐾 @kojiray.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The wolf stick version
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Daemon 🐆🐾 @kojiray.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Temptation... The big wolf wants it
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肉 rou @radcanine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
some theory practice of my gay knight ocs
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Reshi🜲 @reshi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Alone in the locker room 💦 For @acentauri420.bsky.social
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Whiredss @whiredss.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Aah the oldie pic of Brian which I lost the file of
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肉 rou @radcanine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
death
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Phinn 🇧🇷 @deaddragonp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
End of the workday char is mine
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Kaynine Draws Stuff @kayninedraws.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Supply room encounter.
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Imato @imato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
YCH Animation for @malphurbud.bsky.social
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Mike @malphurbud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I only popped these open to give you a little preview... but now I'm gonna need your hands to help relieve the pressure. YCH by @sirarion.bsky.social
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hewwo daddy uwu *ahem* I mean... ... that fine gentleman is exceptionally attractive. >///<
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why would anyone store their crackers in a barrel? 🤔 womanFlyingThroughMath.gif (R.I.P. woman-flying-through-math)
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was surprisingly good. I watched it for the names, and actually enjoyed it.
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*grabs the popcorn*
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idiopathic, spontaneous, explosive audio events concurrent to routine ambulation can be hazardous to your health. I slammed the tips of two fingers in the door of a big unibody van last night. The pain was exquisite. 🤬
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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Throwback to my butchering of the Old Speckled Hen fox commercial. (Sorry OSH! xD)
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