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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tell me you have a micro penis without telling me you have a micro penis. Jfc. Get. The fuck. Over it.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Naming it *that* does not make me *less* likely to trespass, Phoenix Tower International. I must save Gordon Frohman! ⚡

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When someone from your past—YEARS ago—messages you out of the blue.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

CTT Util (Chris Titus Tech WinUtil) is amazing for de-Microsofting your Windows 10 and 11. I won't use Windows without it anymore. The 'System Corruption Scan' is great, as it's a one-stop shop for a chkdsk, sfc, and dism scan. On my 2017 Surface Book 2 (i5 + 8GB), it's taking forever...

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My 9 games that were some of the most iconic for me. They're largely strategy-based, with a couple shooters and a racing game thrown in. I've always been a PC gamer, except for the very beginning when I started out on the original NES. Shoutout to Myst, which didn't make the list. my9games.net/en

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've had Darktable installed for ages but never really used it. Playing with it for the first time and discovering it can read parameters I didn't even know my camera was storing. For instance... focus distance. I thought it was just using contrast to determine focus.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Throwback to my butchering of the Old Speckled Hen fox commercial. (Sorry OSH! xD)

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Post a picture you took (no description) to add some Zen to the timeline.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Snapped this photo of a cute critter today. (Purposely enshittified the posted image to keep the original mine.) #photography #nature #squirrel #photo #naturephotography

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When Dad has to reference the physical item in his possession instead of asking his son what model his dead laptop is from 2½ hours away...

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The difference between cloud cover (70w) and pure sun (330w) is quite significant when solar charging. Bluetti AC180 with a single JJN Solar 425W 16BB monocrystalline bifacial panel. (Panel not at optimum angle.)

Screenshot of the Bluetti app on my phone showing an input of 77 watts from the connected solar panel. The sun was covered by a cloud.

Screenshot of the Bluetti app on my phone showing an input of 337 watts from the connected solar panel. This was while sun was completely out and uncovered, at a little past noon local time. Please note, the panel has not been positioned at the optimal angle, and is capable of up to 475 watts under ideal conditions.

Still, 337 watts for a single panel is pretty good!

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Oh, drat! These computers! They're so naughty and complex... I could pinch them!"

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sure, I'll fall under the bandwagon.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I have to question the wisdom of including a MARINE-RATED 12v port when there are TEN UNPROTECTED ports all around it. But hey, what do I know? After all, Bluetti says this thing will power a charcoal grill.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Wolves in the forest! (Little Wolf Dude provided by @wulfsige.com!)

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

No cheating, post your lock screen. (My home screen and lock screen are the same image.)

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Jackery, Bluetti, Anker, and EcoFlow are all Chinese companies. Bluetti and EcoFlow are basically the top-rated for Portable Power Stations. But... Apparently, Bluetti managed to create a Portable Charcoal Generator.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I've never seen Ubuntu in the wild, but apparently Sam's Club's gas pumps use it.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Feeling this one today, for sure.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Let me know if you find a way.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"It looks like a slightly-less-ugly C¥berTrück." Well, according to G°°gle, that's exactly what it is. A prototype 2-seat auto№mous electric taxi from Tęslá. So a Waymô, but way mo' shitty.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Gross. But at least there's virtually no humidity.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

A nerdy girl in a bikini, a guy in a coon-skin cap, and a kid in shorts with a BEANIE walk into a gas station... Reality is weirder than fiction, but whatever my phone's camera did to this photo is even weirder yet. It's almost like it got AI-ified, but this phone doesn't have AI garbage. #weird

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Oh, sure. I leave Arizona in '21, and it immediately legalizes weed. I leave Minnesota in '26, and it repeals the ban on bathhouses. It's like they're doing it to spite me.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This lamp is "off". It's turned off by the switch that controls the outlet it's plugged into. It's a duplex receptacle where one outlet is switched, and the other is always live. Sooo... Voltage leak...?

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I know there's a furry gun store owner somewhere down here in the southwest. Anyone know who that is? I wonder if he's connected with this. 😂

Printed flyer for the Flagstaff, Arizona Gun Show to be held in late May 2026. On it is an anthropomorphic German Shepherd dressed as an old-west sheriff, holding a revolver, smiling with his tongue out.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Closest thing to p*rn I've seen from that Jerry fellow. Supposedly he doesn't create porn with his art, but if you see his other stuff and the characters he draws, you know damn-well he's making p*rn with them for someone. 🖼️: "Only Jerry" (YT); DaHecksAJerry (e621); www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vTL...

Screenshot of the last frame of a video on YouTube. The video is an animation of the character Blaidd while the character's voice actor reads "thirsty" comments. In a framed photo within this final frame, Blaidd is depicted mostly nude, lying on his right side, and looking seductively at the viewer. His left hand is behind his head, and his right hand is wrapped around a black censorship bar with the words "utterly cursed" on it. Amusingly (and probably accurately), the censorship bar extends in a straight line out of the photo, past the frame of the photo, and out of view off the screen.

This particular video or animation doesn't really show what I mean about Jerry's art style being obviously porn-inspired, as the art in this video is fairly rough. However, Jerry has released many other images and videos in which the characters have considerably more detailed and developed physiques that indicate excellent adaptability to explicit scenes. I used this video in particular to demonstrate my point since Jerry insinuated that Blaidd has an unlimited-length penis.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

How many "animals" are in this photo? 🤣

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Now that's a sentence I couldn't even dream up.

Screenshot of a news headline that reads "US Health Policy: Hantavirus briefing led by penile implant specialist who pushed election conspiracy theories." The picture accompanying the headline shows a middle-aged white man in some form of military-looking white uniform talking into a microphone while an old white man in a dark blue suit with a red neck tie and a gold medallion on his lapel gives the world's most-constipated thousand-yard stare.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

As Yosemite Sam would say: GREAT HORNY TOADS! Although this one may have been a Pygmy Horned Lizard, not a Great one. Still cool to finally see in real life!

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Finding a new camp site further north today. Temperatures at the old one are getting too hot to bear without running the AC constantly. Had some gorgeous views, though!

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Jensen Ackles is sick of your pause-screen ads, Amazon.

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Cerulo @jamescerulo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

This is EXTREMELY close to the vision of "home" I've had in my imagination for 20 years. A cabin in the mountains, surrounded by pines, for me and my (imaginary) wolf husband. #wolftopia