James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13hI like oatmeal cookies because I can convince myself they’re healthier for me 000
Reposted by James Catullorax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time! 102073409
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Women will add 4 bad songs to their bad album instead of going to therapy 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's an older couple at this bar who are all the way locked in watching Rain Man with the sound off 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do you think Balki and Cousin Larry ever hooked up? They weren’t related that closely 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'll believe AI is alive when it gets distracted from finishing a task by randomly remembering how bad Jay-Z's Drunk In Love verse is 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran just asked me to open for him with a “sick long-form improv set” 100
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026They’ve been flying the airshow all weekend and these jet teams need new stunts. Oh, you fly in formation then break off in different directions? Boring 001
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I, for one, am a big fan and not at all frustrated by Tottenham's new avant-garde approach to soccer. Where every other club is obsessed with scoring goals, finally one squad dares ask "what if we don't?" 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We used to be a proper country. We used to have commercials about a dog that women wanted to fuck 030
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They're gearing up for the Air Show this weekend which means its peak the-boys-in-the-office-running-to-the-windows-and-talking-about-planes-like-they-actually-know-anything season. 010
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’ll take the Savannah Bananas seriously when they hang out with the Scooby-Doo gang 010
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026He's a huge hobo who's constantly fighting. There's no way Reacher doesn't smell like absolute shit 010
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Making my guy eat so many meatball subs while never working out. I want to see him walking around that city WINDED 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No one would talk about eating the rich if all rich people acted like Dolly Parton 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nothing cooler to a 15 year old than talking to a fake version of your mom 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My name is James. I'm a thought leader in the "Get Yourself A Little Treat" movement and in this lecture you will watch me eat a Twix I impulse bought in a checkout line 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026On an emotional roller coaster at the gym today. An older, fit black guy dapped me up (Good!) then asked me if I got my AARP card yet (Bad!) 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I love Reacher: the brilliant detective who constantly kills people who’d be able to give him valuable information 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Cool Ranch Doritos are the best snacks science could design 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I can be very charming but for only 3-4 hours per week. After that results may vary 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I recently had an eye-opening experience when I noted that a barista at my local cafe was wearing new glasses and she told me they were designed to make her harder to ID by Meta glasses. Terrifying what we make women go through and everrything they have to be prepared for 030
Reposted by James Catullomolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026you should be allowed to rip the pervert glasses off their pervert faces and stomp them on the ground like a spotted lanternfly 1003403459
Reposted by James CatulloDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026He probably hung around too long and eventually what was weird/too much overtook the other stuff, but the coolest stuff Westbrook did was the coolest stuff a basketball player can do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxGs...youtube.comRussell Westbrook’s Most Violent Dunks of His CareerYouTube video by Chief24 1413910
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I bet it rocks working for Liberty Mutual's ad agency. You pitch the worst ideas imaginable and they're just like "We Love It! Here's Millions of Dollars! Build The Whole Campaign Around It!" 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026On back to back days at the gym at different times of day, I found myself on a treadmill in front of a TV playing the last 20 minutes of the Equalizer movie. Sweating while Denzel wipes out a bunch of Russians in a Home Depot 010
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026We took our cat to the vet and one of the techs said he had a beautiful soul, which is, objectively, not true 020
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Not the most prominent thing here but why are there so many grown men with their shirts off? 000
Reposted by James CatulloKatie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026imagine waking up in lamelo ball’s apartment. trying to get to the bathroom quietly and tripping over a dirt bike, a paintball, a strobe light, a snake. trying to find your phone, your earrings. you never would. you’d take one of the dozens of kaws statues lying around, a warm muscle milk, and go. 4564
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Yes, we all love Beaver County representation 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I turned 46 earlier this year and immediately started tucking in my polo shirts. It's like a switch was flipped. I just started believing it looks better. 010
Reposted by James Catullothe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s ok to apologize to God in prayer for having been a petty bitch. He knows that’s what you mean anyway all that fancy talk isn’t really doing anything 1446848
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Watching videos of bad cats online: Haha! Yes, Go Off King! Don’t let anyone tell you what to do When my cat is bad: What The Hell? You’re Ruining My Life! Stop! 020
Reposted by James CatulloEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/20269. By far my favorite thing in the film is Robert Pattinson's hilarious and sexy Antinous. If anyone ever wants to make a spin off TV series with Antinous risen from the dead to mess with other mythical households, I would be so there for it. 212416110
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Desperately trying to figure out how to turn off the motion correction of this hotel TV 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Can’t blame LeBron for choosing to join forces with another superstar, Dean Wade 022
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Lebron should get to play a week with each team and he can pick his favorite before the playoffs 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I only have mild plaque psoriasis. So, I guess I just gotta live with it 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This doesn’t include English speakers that watched on Telemundo 000
James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Running contraband across the Canadian border (untainted bagged salad) 000
