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James Catullo

@jamescatullo.bsky.social
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Cleveland improv idiot

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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 12h
We used to really build things in this country
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still can’t believe we let a company be named Nugenix
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just normal guys being normal with their totally normal hair
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I forgot they made reel of one of my mad little guy characters
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The New Cedar Point #comedy #cleveland #sketchcomedy
YouTube video by Imposters Comedy
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There should be a superhero who wears Hokas
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
33 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. #TheSimpsons episode “Cape Feare” first aired October 7, 1993.
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought it would be bigger
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ranking hot sauces by how likely the lid will roll around a bunch if I drop it: 1. Cholula 2: the rest
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watson didn't go through adversity. He put over 20 women through adversity
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fat Beard Week
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like oatmeal cookies because I can convince myself they’re healthier for me
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coasters here stink
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Women will add 4 bad songs to their bad album instead of going to therapy
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's an older couple at this bar who are all the way locked in watching Rain Man with the sound off
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think Balki and Cousin Larry ever hooked up? They weren’t related that closely
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I told him I need at least 30 minutes to do a proper Harold and 35 if he wants me to do a Deconstruction
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'll believe AI is alive when it gets distracted from finishing a task by randomly remembering how bad Jay-Z's Drunk In Love verse is
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran just asked me to open for him with a “sick long-form improv set”
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I also am not on tour with Ed Sheeran
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They’ve been flying the airshow all weekend and these jet teams need new stunts. Oh, you fly in formation then break off in different directions? Boring
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I, for one, am a big fan and not at all frustrated by Tottenham's new avant-garde approach to soccer. Where every other club is obsessed with scoring goals, finally one squad dares ask "what if we don't?"
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We used to be a proper country. We used to have commercials about a dog that women wanted to fuck
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cursed email
Pic of a phone inbox with a message from Paste Magazine with the title “Jelly Roll breaks his silence on politics” (a silence which no one cared to be broken)
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're gearing up for the Air Show this weekend which means its peak the-boys-in-the-office-running-to-the-windows-and-talking-about-planes-like-they-actually-know-anything season.
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Take Five is one of the best candy bars released in my lifetime. I’m guessing their messing with the actual cocoa content in the chocolate to cut cost and it shows
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ll take the Savannah Bananas seriously when they hang out with the Scooby-Doo gang
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s Good!
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He's a huge hobo who's constantly fighting. There's no way Reacher doesn't smell like absolute shit
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We've made this a few times and the reciple doesn't even put a time on cookig the duxelle. It's just like "chill out. It'll be done when it's done" www.feastingathome.com/mushroom-wel...
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Mushroom Wellington with Rosemary and Pecans
Loaded with mushrooms, rosemary, and pecans, this Mushroom Wellington recipe is so savory and delicious! Perfect for the holiday table. Vegan-adaptable.
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That certainly counts as “something”
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Making my guy eat so many meatball subs while never working out. I want to see him walking around that city WINDED
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No one would talk about eating the rich if all rich people acted like Dolly Parton
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing cooler to a 15 year old than talking to a fake version of your mom
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My name is James. I'm a thought leader in the "Get Yourself A Little Treat" movement and in this lecture you will watch me eat a Twix I impulse bought in a checkout line
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On an emotional roller coaster at the gym today. An older, fit black guy dapped me up (Good!) then asked me if I got my AARP card yet (Bad!)
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You'd think I'd be ready for it by now
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tottenham is back
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No Uglies!
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I love Reacher: the brilliant detective who constantly kills people who’d be able to give him valuable information
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cool Ranch Doritos are the best snacks science could design
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I can be very charming but for only 3-4 hours per week. After that results may vary
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have you considered a sort of Delco Dogtooth situation to really lock in that accent?
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I recently had an eye-opening experience when I noted that a barista at my local cafe was wearing new glasses and she told me they were designed to make her harder to ID by Meta glasses. Terrifying what we make women go through and everrything they have to be prepared for
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
you should be allowed to rip the pervert glasses off their pervert faces and stomp them on the ground like a spotted lanternfly
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He probably hung around too long and eventually what was weird/too much overtook the other stuff, but the coolest stuff Westbrook did was the coolest stuff a basketball player can do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxGs...
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Russell Westbrook’s Most Violent Dunks of His Career
YouTube video by Chief24
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I bet it rocks working for Liberty Mutual's ad agency. You pitch the worst ideas imaginable and they're just like "We Love It! Here's Millions of Dollars! Build The Whole Campaign Around It!"
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On back to back days at the gym at different times of day, I found myself on a treadmill in front of a TV playing the last 20 minutes of the Equalizer movie. Sweating while Denzel wipes out a bunch of Russians in a Home Depot
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We took our cat to the vet and one of the techs said he had a beautiful soul, which is, objectively, not true
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James Catullo @jamescatullo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ghost are just teaching you a lesson: don’t rush, enjoy the process
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