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Jimbo

@james2theb.bsky.social
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a normal man. an innocent man.

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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the questions in the leadership version of the national church life census do not fuck around
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When ur friend in the group chat is a management consultant
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the kitchen found out it was his birthday and gave him a pile of exquisitely cooked rare steak
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
THE RAILWAY MUSEUM
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Japanese internet just hit different
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It’s okay Jimbo the London review of books can’t hurt you! Meanwhile; the LRB:
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Whereas this guy is giving me warlock energy
Photograph of a bright orange caterpillar bristling with hairy black spines.
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
hell yeah always knew this guy would roll up bard
Front on photograph of an Elephant (i.e a charismatic animal)
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Large white text superimposed over an image of Goya’s painting of “Saturn devouring his son” which reads “back on the Mediterranean diet”
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Wait I need to get WHAT from the shops?
Screenshot of a notes app page titled Grocery

“Don't forget to check the boosters before checkout!
Any frozen food on sale
Toothbrushes if on sale

GUN
CANPARIU
RED VERMOTH”
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
what im thinkin when ur story at the pub is going on and on
A kindle app screenshot of an extract from Montaigne’s essay: On Memory, highlighted text reads: “I have observed in several of my intimate friends, who, as their memories supply them with an entire and full view of things, begin their narrative so far back, and crowd it with so many impertinent circumstances, that though the story be good in itself, they make a shift to spoil it; and if otherwise, you are either to curse the strength of their memory or the weakness of their judgment: and it is a hard thing to close up a discourse, and to cut it short, when you have once started; there is nothing wherein the force of a horse is so much seen as in a round and sudden stop.”
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
BUT HOW!!
Grainy image of a weary, wet stained and barely legible set of safety instructions in both Vietnamese and English, the first of which advises to “fasten your seat belt before moving the vehicle”
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
omg is this the set from the nanny?
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Happy pride!
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
brought to you by this Google search
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
GIVE RUBY RHOD A LIGHTSABER
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
when my husband is struggling to light Christ candle
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Hell yeah let’s go
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
“Great! Let’s circle back to this after Anzac Day “
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
saw live music last week (king stingray at the enmore) and yeah - it slapped!
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
root canal update: temporary crown has popped out!! Folk’s do not recommend!
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
what!?? you just got back from leave I hear you say? — hahah yes I did and now I’m doing it again 😈
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
happy to report Bondi beach was fucking glorious today @danielstone.bsky.social and I swam out to the buoys, then across to the boat ramp and back. A fantastic end of holidays constitutional. Would recommend!!
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
had a momentary meltdown about what shorts to wear out tonight then remembered - nothing matters! Happy new year from me and my tiny shorts!
guy on the train wearing shorts pulling a idk face
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Blue sky should have drafts so I can post them as a little New Year’s Eve treat
As
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
it’s time, baybe - the interregnum has arrived
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
god she’s good
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
because i’m an ALLY
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
giving myself whiplash at this transition
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i have no memory of this, but woke up to this in my phone
A screenshot of a 8x5 grid of photographs of Hugh Grantchewing up the scenery
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
LOOK at this man chewing up the scenery
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
everyone is at at the big gay party but we are here on the central coast watching an UNDERRATED CLASSIC
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
the beach - it’s incredible. It’s been hours since i was there but i feel so ALIVE and FRESH?!
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
good.
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
hell yeah! 😎
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
melbourne cup is done, u can now wear shorts to the office
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
your last saved selfie is you in the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
@rjsalmond.bsky.social is at work drinks, so I can FINALLY catch up on the required reading
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
to my husband who just got home from a party — HAWAT is NOT queer coded he’s a mentat, one trained to have a supralogical mind without preconception or prejudice — the mentat in question:
Thifir HAWAT from the 2021 film adaptation of Dube with a cunty little parasol
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
hate that this weather has made me learn about the DEW POINT. love to arrive at work WET from SWEAT and CONDENSATION
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
just rerolled a new CIV map as Curtin. Reader, I have not touched my kindle or a book this whole interregnum
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Yup! Everyone single one adds at least two or three 😌
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
inside u there are two wolves
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
I’m really fun to go out with
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
finished / got sick of Dune (see ‘chairdog’) anyone got any good sci-fi book recs for summer????
Poorly copied (low res) image of the cover of Patric Dove’s monograph “literature and “interregnum””
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Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
thinking about a holiday in CA “Why do I need a car? Los Angeles has the best mass transit system in the world.”
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