jambles @jambles.lol · 30/09/2026gf is telling me they're gonna become vegetarian because when they were cooking pork tenderloin today they "couldn't stop thinking about john pork" calling them 0201
jambles @jambles.lol · 16/09/2026when i drink a coffee, i have to poo shortly after. when i drink an energy drink, i have to pee shortly after. lots to think about 1120
jambles @jambles.lol · 11/09/2026whoever invented leaf blowers is a damned fool. shit don't make any sense at all 2130
jambles @jambles.lol · 11/09/2026i've never had five guys before.. well, not at the same time at least 1120
jambles @jambles.lol · 30/08/2026witnessing the humiliation ritual at texas roadhouse where they make the teens dance for minimum wage like 👏👏🧍 070
Reposted by jamblesethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 29/08/2026oh no they trapped @jambles.lol and i in a sphere of some sort 2341
jambles @jambles.lol · 29/08/2026depiction of jesus using one of the palantiri to speak with sauron 090
jambles @jambles.lol · 24/08/2026i love how every time i go on a trip to houston 95% of my pictures are just the cats and the remaining 5% is traffic, billboards, roads, and overpasses 1190
jambles @jambles.lol · 12/08/2026just heard john pork's ringtone and my heart rate increased by 20bpm 040
jambles @jambles.lol · 12/08/2026my dream car is one of those funny little airport cars with the conveyor belt on it 170
jambles @jambles.lol · 02/08/2026me blind boy had to get goggles so his eyes don't get stuff in em 7420
Reposted by jamblesethereal demon @seppuku.surgery · 30/07/2026got in trouble for playing meccha chameleon at my job. apparently you’re not allowed to cover yourself in liquid white out to blend in with the cubicle 0161
