Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I so badly want to like this post because you're 100% right. But I can't because it's clearly written by AI. 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's 100% time for you to actually embarrass them by taking ownership of the effect that rightly bears your name and weaponising it against them on things they try to hide ;-) Educate them about the #StreisandEffect in the biggest possible way 😁 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This would be funny if only it weren't so stressful. Hopefully it'll give you a chuckle as well as explaining why there's still no comic this coming weekend... www.patreon.com/Jalnor/posts...patreon.comI've been waylaid by mutants | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrI've been waylaid by mutants by Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon. Join Douglas "Jalnor" Carr's community for exclusive content and updates. 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Sad news; more delays. www.patreon.com/posts/160240...patreon.comI tried | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrI tried by Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon. Join Douglas "Jalnor" Carr's community for exclusive content and updates. 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Time for page 33 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Interpreting" If #interviews were lethal, it would be a scary world. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa... 050
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026#Patrons already have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 33 – "Interpreting" Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...patreon.comCMV page 33, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrCMV page 33, patrons' HD version by Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon. Join Douglas "Jalnor" Carr's community for exclusive content and updates. 040
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026We're going to see the film on Friday and they want to have seen the entire series and The Book of Boba Fett before then 😂 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Accidentally turned my partner into a Star Wars fan by getting them to watch The Mandalorian. It was supposed to be just for Grogu, but they're heavily invested in the whole story now and keep campaigning to watch more 😂 100
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Time for page 32 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Illuminating" If you ask a member of the #Illuminati if they're Illuminati, they totally have to tell you, right? #Rules Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/157821... 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026#Patrons already have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 32 – "Illuminating" Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/157821...patreon.comCMV page 32, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrCMV page 32, patrons' HD version by Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon. Join Douglas "Jalnor" Carr's community for exclusive content and updates. 020
Reposted by Douglas "Jalnor" CarrPolitical Dr. Rush @politicalrush.bsky.social · 02/05/2026#Clydesdale voters, I thought you'd appreciate a bit of clarity on who your candidates are for next week's #Holyrood #election. My team has tried to be impartial on this lot, with some limited success, so make up your own mind from the information. 011
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Time for page 31 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Partial scoop" That answers a few #questions... and raises a few new ones. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/156448... 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026#Patrons already have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 31 – "Partial scoop" Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/156448...patreon.comCMV page 31, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrCMV page 31, patrons' HD version by Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon. Join Douglas "Jalnor" Carr's community for exclusive content and updates. 030
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Time for page 30 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Cute hair" Is Gregory's hair actually #cute to you? Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa... 040
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 30 – "Cute hair" Is Gregory's hair actually #cute to you? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...patreon.comCMV page 30, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Time for page 29 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Don't Say Time Travel" She definitely likes her #SciFi and she's already catching their speech! Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa... 050
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Time for page 28 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Czeching in" Looks like Lana is a #Stargate fan comparing their language to #Asgard ;-) Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/152974... 030
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I actually posted the comic for patrons at 11am, because I did say patrons would get stuff earlier in the day ;-) Join my Patreon to get my comics 7 days and 8 hours early, at twice the resolution (you'd be amazed at the difference) at www.patreon.com/Jalnorpatreon.comGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreoncreating comics and YouTube videos 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 14/03/2026#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 28 – "Czeching in" Looks like Lana is a #Stargate fan comparing their language to #Asgard ;-) Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/152974...patreon.comCMV page 28, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Time for page 27 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Uniforms" Does this make Kortney the #expendable one, or the #captain? Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/151898... 040
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 27 – "Uniforms" Does this make Kortney the #expendable one, or the #captain? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/151898...patreon.comCMV page 27, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 020
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Time for page 26 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "The GG Yakoffee" Hallam's out there to pick up a #Valentine by interrupting! #pompous Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa... 030
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 26 – "The GG Yakoffee" Hallam's out there to pick up a #Valentine by interrupting! #pompous Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...patreon.comCMV page 26, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 020
Reposted by Douglas "Jalnor" CarrKateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026There's so much "Look over there!" going on in politics that the people who most need help (Ukraine, Gaza, Sudan) are being pushed out of the headlines and there isn't enough focus on changing their situation. 110240
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 25 – "Secret Room" #Shifty Gregory's “quiet reading” time, but where is he actually? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...patreon.comCMV page 25, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 040
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Time for page 24 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Check Behind You" Covering the angles... and apparently they forgot what #Bluetooth means. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...: Alright, I'll spin; you two see if you can see it now. 020
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Step 1: Find others who agree with you about the situation Step 2: Organise Step 3: Find legal ways to undermine the efforts with which you disagree and, if possible, to remove your would-be dictator from power before it's too late Step 4: Change laws where necessary to ensure it can never recur 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 24 – "Check Behind You" Covering the angles... and apparently they forgot what #Bluetooth means. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...patreon.comCMV page 24, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Funny that you think there were any decent Tories in 2019. My 2015 list of MPs who didn't deserve to lose their deposits lost its only Tory the night before I posted it because he went on some racist rant. Other than that, spot on. 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026That's me all booked up with travel and accommodation for the #YourParty Scotland conference next month and looking forward to it! Shout out if I'll see you there ✊ 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026No patron version of page 24 this week, but here's an explanation and a little extra... Blue WHAT?! 😂 www.patreon.com/posts/slight...patreon.comSlight delay | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Oh, good, another techbro that thinks saying stuff at a stolen-art-regurgitation device makes him an artist. Following actual artists, presumably to con them into giving him money for stealing from them. 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Time for page 23 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Greasemonkey" Ricky makes an #app. On the spot... and the others learn something that #impresses them, to differing extents. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/146774... 020
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Ah, of course it cries "hoax" and "witch hunt" any time there's any evidence of any wrongdoing on its part... 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 23 – "Greasemonkey" Ricky makes an #app. On the spot... and the others learn something that #impresses them, to differing extents. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/146774...patreon.comCMV page 23, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 030
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Friendly reminder to the English-speaking world: "obligated" is not a word. If you have an obligation, you are *obliged* 😉 Saves you two syllables or two key presses and you don't look like you don't understand your own language. 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Here it is, page 22 of Contents May Vary – "Armed and Nutritious" How he really won those arm wrestles – it's not what you think! Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/145754... 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 22 – "Armed and Nutritious" How he really won those arm wrestles – it's not what you think! Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/145754...patreon.comCMV page 22, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 030
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Wow, I knew she was dumb, but she doesn't even know what a petri dish is? 🤣 270
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Here it is, page 21 of Contents May Vary – "Community Building" #ScienceFails and a possible way home in this page... Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/144668... 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 29/11/2025#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 21 – "Community Building" #ScienceFails and a possible way home in this page... Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/144668...patreon.comCMV page 21, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Contents May Vary - my #SciFi #sitcom #webcomic about three accidental time travellers trying to understand (and survive in) the #dystopian distant past and avoid altering the timeline. Page 20 is now published and there's a new one every 2 weeks. contents-may-vary.thecomicseries.com 020
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Here it is, page 20 of Contents May Vary – "Negotiable Loyalties" A little bit of #comfort and Kortney is anyone's? Wow. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa... 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 20 – "Negotiable Loyalties" A little bit of #comfort and Kortney is anyone's? Wow. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/143636...patreon.comGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreoncreating comics and YouTube videos 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Here it is, page 19 of Contents May Vary – "Tenancy" Poor Hallam and that #Dibs Protocol. They're still getting the words wrong about #money too... Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa... 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 01/11/2025#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 19 – "Tenancy" Poor Hallam and that #Dibs Protocol. They're still getting the words wrong about #money too... Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...patreon.comCMV page 19, patrons' HD version | Douglas "Jalnor" CarrGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreon 010
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Here it is, page 18 of Contents May Vary – "Causality Concerns" Could just #renting a house break their #timeline? Patron-only HD version: 0https://www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-page-18-hd-141499838 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025So my age is now the ultimate answer to the ultimate question. Can that question please be "at what age do people start caring about my comics?" 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 18 – "Causality Concerns" Could just #renting a house break their #timeline? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/141499...patreon.comGet more from Douglas "Jalnor" Carr on Patreoncreating comics and YouTube videos 000
Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Dude thought Palpatine was the hero unfairly murdered for ethnic-cleansing the galaxy with expendable soldiers 🤔 000