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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr

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Author, webcomic maker, becoming a YouTuber. I'm autistic and that's not a bad thing. I think lives and happiness are more important than accumulating money. If you disagree on those things, we won't get along.

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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This would be funny if only it weren't so stressful. Hopefully it'll give you a chuckle as well as explaining why there's still no comic this coming weekend... www.patreon.com/Jalnor/posts...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sad news; more delays. www.patreon.com/posts/160240...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Time for page 33 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Interpreting" If #interviews were lethal, it would be a scary world. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
(Other customers entering)
Hallam: He didn't make us write anything.
Kortney: He asked me questions before I brought him to you.
Lana: Sorry, I'm on my own just now while the owner does stock check...
Lana: Have a seat and I'll let him know about you when he emerges.
Kortney: Thank you.
Ricky: <What's a stock check?>
(Trio sitting down at a table)
Lana: (In background) Hi, what can I get you?
Hallam: <My guess is he's reading the manifest.>
Kortney: <Auto manifests are a few decades after the Great Reform, so he's probably manually confirming what they have.>
Kortney: <Anyone know what a car crash is in this era?>
Ricky: <I doubt any kind of interview would kill two and bruise a third, so definitely not our definition.>
Hallam: (Enthusiastic) <Oh, oh, I know this one!>
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Accidentally turned my partner into a Star Wars fan by getting them to watch The Mandalorian. It was supposed to be just for Grogu, but they're heavily invested in the whole story now and keep campaigning to watch more 😂
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Time for page 32 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Illuminating" If you ask a member of the #Illuminati if they're Illuminati, they totally have to tell you, right? #Rules Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/157821...
Lana: So he's trusted you, that's probably a good step for him. One of our regulars took a shot at renting from him last week.
Lana: It... didn't go well.
Kortney: How so?
(Gregory's living room, a "flashback" feel to the scene; Darius sitting on the couch, Gregory standing, holding a sheet of paper; a lamp is present that was not seen during the trio's arrival)
[Last week...]
Gregory: I notice that you specifically did not deny being a member of the illuminati.
Darius: What's that have to do with... I mean who would even think of that?
(Gregory holding the lamp close to the Darius' face)
Gregory: Your attempt at hiding is laughable! OWN UP!
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Political Dr. Rush @politicalrush.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
#Clydesdale voters, I thought you'd appreciate a bit of clarity on who your candidates are for next week's #Holyrood #election. My team has tried to be impartial on this lot, with some limited success, so make up your own mind from the information.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Time for page 31 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Partial scoop" That answers a few #questions... and raises a few new ones. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/156448...
Kortney: He seems very paranoid.
Ricky: Strangely, he trusts us. And this place. But is... convinced a secret government of aliens watches.
Lana: That explains the "lizard men" thing.
Kortney: He said that to you too?
Lana: No, last thing he ever said to Jog was "tell the lizard men I'm not buying it."
Hallam: They try to sell him something?
Lana: No, it means he thought he was seeing through a lie. Jog and the others were walking on eggshells after his car crash.
Ricky: I know that phrase about eggshells. Taking great care due to someone's mental health.
Lana: Apparently his parents died. He walked away with bruises.
Kortney: Oh, trauma can... affect people.
Lana: And that would probably do it.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Time for page 30 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Cute hair" Is Gregory's hair actually #cute to you? Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
Kortney: His English... patchy? But thinks you familiar with science.
Lana: Oh, yes, I'm into my science fiction. I pick up a lot of the concepts. So how long have you three been here?
Kortney: We arrived today. Found someone renting rooms.
Lana: Oh, that's cool, very convenient! So you... travelled in your old company's uniforms?
Ricky: They are very durable.
Kortney: Actually, we have nothing else.
Hallam: But Gregory Carroll offered to guide us to a distributor.
Lana: Wait... he's your landlord? Skinny guy with cute hair, very quiet?
Ricky: Now that you mention it, his hair *is* cute.
Lana: (Side-eyeing Ricky, obviously amused) And he sent you here, I'm guessing. He comes in here from time to time, hardly says a word. I have a classmate who used to know him, but I don't have the whole scoop about him. How's he treating you?
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 30 – "Cute hair" Is Gregory's hair actually #cute to you? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Time for page 29 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Don't Say Time Travel" She definitely likes her #SciFi and she's already catching their speech! Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
Hallam: I've worked in delivery all my life. I'm an expert pilot.
Lana: No worries, we can train you. That'll... probably be *my* job.
Lana: What about you, Ricky?
Ricky: Oh, I'm not applying, they're going to support me inventing.
Lana: Nice socialist setup there. What are you inventing?
Hallam: <Don't say time travel.>
Ricky: A graviton redirector, I'm confident in the theory.
Lana: So... antigravity and maybe propulsion? Or inertial dampening?
Ricky: (Shocked) Exactly!
Ricky: <Very astute for someone born nearly 300 years before the technology was invented.>
Lana: Sorry, I didn't catch that.
Lana thought: But I could have sworn he said "300 years" at hyper speed. For the second time.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Time for page 28 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Czeching in" Looks like Lana is a #Stargate fan comparing their language to #Asgard ;-) Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/152974...
Lana: And the gents would be...
Kortney: <She's asking for introductions.>
Ricky: Hi, I'm Ricky. Ah, Ricky Howell.
Hallam: (Putting on the charm) Hallam Farrell Junior. You can call me Hal.
Ricky: <She's 400 years too old for you, mate. And she'll be your colleague.>
Lana: Nice to meet you. What language is that? I don't recognise it.
Kortney: It's Czech.
Hallam: (Boastful) I was born in Prague.
Lana: (Suspicious) I see. Sounds more like Asgard.
Ricky: Norse mythology!
Lana: I guess you guys aren't much for sci-fi. Have you ever worked in a coffee shop before?
Kortney: For half a year, back home. We didn't have equipment like this place, though.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I actually posted the comic for patrons at 11am, because I did say patrons would get stuff earlier in the day ;-) Join my Patreon to get my comics 7 days and 8 hours early, at twice the resolution (you'd be amazed at the difference) at www.patreon.com/Jalnor
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 28 – "Czeching in" Looks like Lana is a #Stargate fan comparing their language to #Asgard ;-) Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/152974...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Time for page 27 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Uniforms" Does this make Kortney the #expendable one, or the #captain? Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/151898...
Lana: (Looking sceptical) Did you get fired from Starfleet?
Ricky: What's that?
Lana: Those look like a ripoff of the uniform.
Hallam: In fact, these uniform... for delivery company Kooflen.
Kortney: It doesn't exist now.
Lana: Oh. Sorry if I seemed to be mocking, I'm sorry to hear your company went under.
Hallam: It did not-
Kortney: (Interrupting) It was not able to compete in a world of greed.
Lana: We all know that feeling, honey, pull up a chair. I'm Lana. Lana Dalton.
Kortney: Nice to meet you, I'm Kortney Aneurin.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 27 – "Uniforms" Does this make Kortney the #expendable one, or the #captain? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/151898...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Time for page 26 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "The GG Yakoffee" Hallam's out there to pick up a #Valentine by interrupting! #pompous Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 26 – "The GG Yakoffee" Hallam's out there to pick up a #Valentine by interrupting! #pompous Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
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KateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's so much "Look over there!" going on in politics that the people who most need help (Ukraine, Gaza, Sudan) are being pushed out of the headlines and there isn't enough focus on changing their situation.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 25 – "Secret Room" #Shifty Gregory's “quiet reading” time, but where is he actually? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Time for page 24 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Check Behind You" Covering the angles... and apparently they forgot what #Bluetooth means. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...: Alright, I'll spin; you two see if you can see it now.
Ricky: Alright, I'll spin; you two see if you can see it now.
Kortney: (Standing behind Ricky) There are visual artefacts over your shoulder.
Ricky: Let me tighten the angle, then.
(Code on screen shows some smaller numbers)
Hallam: (On other side of room) All my angles look clear. Your display is still on?
Ricky: Yeah. It can also share to other Risti users via BlueTibia, so...
(Risti display indicates new BlueTibia connections)
Kortney: And it's back!
Ricky: Means we can look at something together, but others won't see it.
Hallam: Alright, roll it out. Also, I'm going to recolour my uniform.
Ricky: Good idea. Oh, ask your ear implants to look on BlueTibia when trying to make voice calls, that way we can keep in touch within 100 metres.
Kortney: Oh, I like that... and yes, most people seem to be wearing monocolour apparel.
(Hallam has a diagram of his uniform on his Risti and his top is a flat blue, Kortney has a similar diagram on hers but unchanged)
Ricky: So should we just expand the trim colour to the whole top?
Kortney: Purple's nice, but I'd prefer a red.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 24 – "Check Behind You" Covering the angles... and apparently they forgot what #Bluetooth means. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
That's me all booked up with travel and accommodation for the #YourParty Scotland conference next month and looking forward to it! Shout out if I'll see you there ✊
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
No patron version of page 24 this week, but here's an explanation and a little extra... Blue WHAT?! 😂 www.patreon.com/posts/slight...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Time for page 23 of my #indie #webcomic Contents May Vary – "Greasemonkey" Ricky makes an #app. On the spot... and the others learn something that #impresses them, to differing extents. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/146774...
Ricky: (Opening Risti display) Let's make these displays user-only... set yours to connect locally. Once I test the app, I'll push it to both your devices.
Kortney: You're writing an app for it now?!
Ricky: I had plenty time to plan it while we were talking slowly with Gregory. Anyway, some of my best apps are on-the-spot greasemonkey type stuff. Like Extrahear.
Kortney: (Astonished, starstruck) You wrote Extrahear? It won awards!
Hallam: I thought it was overrated.
Ricky: I needed to pick out a faint sound and didn't have any specialist hardware to hand, so I coded my subcutaneous earpiece to do the job and packaged it as an app.
Ricky: Next thing I know, I'm being offered the Nobel Prize for Software.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 23 – "Greasemonkey" Ricky makes an #app. On the spot... and the others learn something that #impresses them, to differing extents. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/146774...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Friendly reminder to the English-speaking world: "obligated" is not a word. If you have an obligation, you are *obliged* 😉 Saves you two syllables or two key presses and you don't look like you don't understand your own language.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Here it is, page 22 of Contents May Vary – "Armed and Nutritious" How he really won those arm wrestles – it's not what you think! Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/145754...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 22 – "Armed and Nutritious" How he really won those arm wrestles – it's not what you think! Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/145754...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Here it is, page 21 of Contents May Vary – "Community Building" #ScienceFails and a possible way home in this page... Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/144668...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 21 – "Community Building" #ScienceFails and a possible way home in this page... Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/144668...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Contents May Vary - my #SciFi #sitcom #webcomic about three accidental time travellers trying to understand (and survive in) the #dystopian distant past and avoid altering the timeline. Page 20 is now published and there's a new one every 2 weeks. contents-may-vary.thecomicseries.com
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Here it is, page 20 of Contents May Vary – "Negotiable Loyalties" A little bit of #comfort and Kortney is anyone's? Wow. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
Kortney: <I suppose it's only a half step from loyalty being negotiable for moneys.>
Ricky: <True. Imagine only working somewhere because they offer you moneys and not because they're awesome.>
Hallam: <We'll have to find out first hand soon. How do we find places to negotiate our loyalties?>
Ricky: <It must work like in our time, they announce vacancies somewhere.>
Kortney: <Gregory will know where.>
Hallam: <What about how we go about bidding for those vacancies? It can't be as advanced as our system where they look up applicants on the Network and decide which ones to invite.>
Ricky: (Sitting down) <Gregory will know what to do. He's survived here his whole life. Oh, this bed is surprisingly comfy for the era! It's easily on a par with a sleeping bag.>
Kortney: (Also sitting) <Oh, it is! I hope mine is this comfy. Or I might let you seduce me from time to time after all.>
Hallam: <So unprofessional.>
Kortney: <We're not working. We're a community now.>
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 20 – "Negotiable Loyalties" A little bit of #comfort and Kortney is anyone's? Wow. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/143636...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Here it is, page 19 of Contents May Vary – "Tenancy" Poor Hallam and that #Dibs Protocol. They're still getting the words wrong about #money too... Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
(Trio entering Ricky's room, shown by Gregory)
Ricky: Dibs my room.
Hallam: <Frell.>
Gregory: The other two are basically the same, make yourselves at home.
(Trio in the room, Gregory turning to depart)
Kortney: Thank you, Gregory.
Gregory: I'll be downstairs... reading... quietly... if you guys need anything.
Ricky: <That was an oddly shifty way to say that.>
(Gregory gone)
Kortney: <He's paranoid, it's probably a cover to fool anyone he thinks is watching.>
Ricky: <I wonder what he'll really be doing.>
Hallam: <We're going to need employment to get moneys. At least one of us.>
Kortney: <By the time Lana Carroll was born, employment wasn't always enough moneys to secure a place to live. It will likely take more than one of us.>
Hallam: <Not always enough? What else could they do for moneys?>
Kortney: <Some traded... intimacy... for moneys. Others traded their art.>
Ricky: <Trading intimacy? What a dystopia when even affection is negotiable.>
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 19 – "Tenancy" Poor Hallam and that #Dibs Protocol. They're still getting the words wrong about #money too... Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-pa...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Here it is, page 18 of Contents May Vary – "Causality Concerns" Could just #renting a house break their #timeline? Patron-only HD version: 0https://www.patreon.com/posts/cmv-page-18-hd-141499838
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
So my age is now the ultimate answer to the ultimate question. Can that question please be "at what age do people start caring about my comics?"
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 18 – "Causality Concerns" Could just #renting a house break their #timeline? Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/141499...
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Here it is, page 17 of Contents May Vary – "Every So Often" So #calendars work differently and if there's no #money, there's no such thing as #landlords or #deposit. Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/140424...
Gregory: I'm happy to offer the rooms for a bargain price, five hundred a month each, with a five hundred deposit. You guys interested?
Hallam: Five hundred what?
Ricky: Deposit?
Kortney: <A deposit is moneys held in case you break things.>
Hallam: <And what's a month?>
Kortney: <Twelve uneven portions of the year, from before most people could count past ten. Mostly alternating thirty and thirty-one days.>
Hallam: <That's weird. Also, we only have two thousand four hundred moneys, so that would be most of it.>
Kortney: We can... pay deposit today and... rent when we have jobs.
Gregory: I really shouldn't say yes to that, but you guys seem solid.
Ricky: <Did he think we were vapour?>
Kortney: <It's from a 2D series. Shape shifting infiltrators referred to humans as "solids.">
Ricky: <Oh, so he trusts us!>
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
#Patrons now have the #HD version of my #webcomic Contents May Vary page 17 – "Every So Often" In the #future, there are #NoLandlords. Become a patron and view it here: www.patreon.com/posts/140424...
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/10/2025
"Love all, trust a few." —from All's Well That Ends Well by William Shakespeare
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 03/10/2025
Trans people are increasingly being painted as a threat to women. We’re supporting @nionwomen.bsky.social to fight back against this harmful narrative. 👇 goodlaw.social/xmgc
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Here it is, page 16 of Contents May Vary – "Verbal Tour" They don't have fridges in the #future? Or do they just call them something else? Patron-only HD version: www.patreon.com/posts/139324...
Gregory: Anyway, let me give you a verbal tour. All the rooms are about this size. Back there is the kitchen, there are cupboards and fridge shelves marked out for each room.
Hallam: Fridge? What is?
Gregory: Oh, a refrigerator. It's...
Ricky: Food cryogenics!
Gregory: Er, yeah. Through the back is stairs down to cellar storage, don't worry about that. Up on first floor are bedrooms 1 and 2.
Ricky: <Easier access for a late night rendezvous, as long as the neighbour doesn't mind. You're not invited, Hallam.>
Hallam: <Watch it, or I'll write you up.>
Kortney: <You're not in charge here, silly.>
Gregory: The, uh... second floor is a big bathroom and a box room, third floor is bedroom 3 and mine.
Gregory: (Whisper) But I don't sleep up there. I have four cots in the cellar.
Kortney: <Top floor dibs!>
Hallam: <Damned International Dibs Protocol.>
Kortney: (Whispering) We're safe from the Secret Government, don't worry about us sleeping upstairs.
Gregory: Oh, cool!
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Michelle Mone, her husband and the government ministers involved in giving their company the PPE contract should be arrested and tried for conspiracy to defraud the public purse, with fines totalling the amount plus credit card interest and substantial custodial sentences.
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Douglas "Jalnor" Carr @jalnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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