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Jason P

@jalapa918.bsky.social
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Proud of myself for not watching any of that OU game. That’s self care, y’all.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me watching any athlete cramp up: Damn, he’s leaving it all on the field. Me watching ref cramp up:
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Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
ALT: Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Y’all want to speed this up and get to the Kool-Aid part?
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I find it grounding not only to try and hold in the front of my mind that everybody around me is degrees of Going Through It not seen in our lifetimes, but also to hold steady distrust for anybody who is not 
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The ending of the Michigan game was total horseshit, but that was an incredible catch.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pastor Carl Ruby, of Springfield's Central Christian Church, can state the issue more clearly than 98% of people working in politics today.
"I wish President Trump could hear the mom's wails. The

family wants people to know that this was a suicide and they

want people to know that President Trump, (Stephen) Miller, and Markwayne Mullin's inhumane immigration policies made this happen," Ruby wrote.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To be fair, it’s pretty courageous to stand there and say that. You know, with the bone spurs and all.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Go on, @readfrontier.bsky.social
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well, this will be fun in a few minutes
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Here comes 47 minutes of stoppage time.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Markwayne Mullin sees the box that Tom Cruise is standing on, and nods approvingly.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Best comment in the group chat: “This is like watching Big 12 football”
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Time to park the bus!
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kick Argentina’s ass, you wankers.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Karma for that bullshit run up.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt just got the “Call an ambulance” treatment. Brutal.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
static.klipy.com
walk like an egyptian
Alt: Egypt is wrecking Argentina. Also, Susanna Hoffs….🙌🏽
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The ball, it don’t lie.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 07/07/2026
I am beyond the point of wanting to abolish VAR and approaching the point of wanting to arrest every VAR official and imprison them in a medieval tower
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump take soccer
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tim Ream’d
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Cristiano Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo Meme
Alt: Ronoldo crying
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Let’s gooooooo
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Oh, I have an idea. Let’s sub in our 5-9 keeper for the shootout. What could go wrong?”
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Did Empire bring it yet again? Yes it did.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No waffles this week.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
CONCACAF shit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/07/2026
Folarin Balogun, who is a US citizen because he was born here, scores a go-ahead goal for the US team in a knockout game. Score one for birthright citizenship.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Big 4th quarter here for England.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
After 10+ hours in the car, I should call it a…dammit, I have to watch some World Cup.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wish Ryan Minor was here to see this one.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
See y’all at Mr. Bill’s.
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Boomer Sooner: Crowd Chants in Stadium
ALT: Boomer Sooner: Crowd Chants in Stadium
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hang half a hundred, Sooners.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Any player who stutter-steps talking a penalty is a wanker.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
LOLOLOLOL Jackson Lahmeyer
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wemby gonna cry in the car.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I don’t recognize this team! (not the least bit derogatory)
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tulsa bringing the ruckus.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The NBA is fanfuckingtastic
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/11/2024
one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’d love to enjoy this game, but those 4 straight political commercials are gonna end me.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tulsa Tough still delivers.
Fast people on bikes in Tulsa.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yikes, we might get dos a cero’d on Friday.
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Nate Rathjen @rathjen.us · 04/06/2026
here we go
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My most conservative take is that anyone who runs onto a court or field during a game deserves to be beaten to a pulp.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Incredible. A+, 10/10, no notes
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Let’s go, Knicks.
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Jason P @jalapa918.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Game ball to Daryl Morey.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 19/05/2026
"Donald Trump filed a fake lawsuit against his own government so that that he could 'settle' it and give $2 billion in taxpayer dollars to reward January 6 rioters" is the kind of story that makes you sound unhinged if you say it out loud, but is also 100 percent accurate
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The Trump DOJ’s Latest Stunt Is Using Your Tax Dollars to Make January 6 Rioters Rich
The president designed his settlement with the IRS to do something he could not otherwise accomplish—and to shield his actions from meaningful oversight.
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