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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when the dumbest person on earth says “Nobody knows more about _________than I do.” and you believe him, or at least let him get away with it, you’re in a cult-a very stupid cult.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A mariachi band. Pitchers of Maragritas and Cerveza, and a banquet tray of tacos.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Old method: work hard and smart create something the consumer wants/needs, and you could become wealthy. New method: Devise a scheme to steal millions/billions. Cut trump in. When the shit hits the fan, obtain a pardon. Get out of jail Free while keeping what you stole.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Derek Chauvin is demanding a new trial, claiming his conviction was unlawful. Elon fucking Musk is claiming Chauvin should be freed. Chauvin deserves to die on prison. Musk should stick to selling shitty cars and promoting conspiracy theories; and STFU about things he knows nothing about.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Today’s WORDLE 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Intelligence agencies are debating the idea of creating a master list of agents. Trump’s likely putting out feelers to Vlad and Xi, as well as others - maybe even Iran - as to what the list would be worth to them.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The biggest,most dedicated, influential bunch of trump Ass Kissing sycophants you will ever see;

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

12 people shot at outdoor festival in Toledo, Ohio. Jordan/Trump’s America.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Trump claims his interest in Cuba is ‘humanitarian’. It’s bullshit - trump doesn’t have a speck of humanitarian decency in his rotted soul. He sees Cuba as another development project for wealthy dilettantes. He wants to turn it into another Gaza-like project with a hotel, condos, & gambling.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I can’t help but believe at some point Iran is going to say “Fuck It” and launch some level of attack on The US mainland or somewhere else inhabited by us.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Fucking trumps Justice (Gestapo) Dept. has issued a new indictment of Corey over his 86 47 sea shells photo. What a petulant, insane mother-fucker.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The Kennedy Center Board of Directors backs trump’s decision to close the center for 2 years for remodeling. When it’s done which remodel will the tackiest: 1. Kennedy Center 2. East Wing 3. Oval Office 4. Rose Garden

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The only thing(s) trump has obliterated are: The budget, the Constitution, and human decency. The guy is a walking catastrophe.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Brooks Koepka is getting an awful lot of screen time for a guy who’s 3 shots ahead of DFL, and currently tied for 53rd place. Yeah, I know he’s the returned prodigal son but, c’mon….

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Krista D Ball is Canada's Mouthy Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'm making homemade diner food tomorrow for supper! 👀 We're deciding on the menu as I type.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

My wife just returned from the morning dog walk, and informed me our neighbors have put reinstalled their Harris Walz campaign sign in their front yard!

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

@kendracares.bsky.social Hi Kendra! It’s always a pleasure seeing your name pop up on my posts. Congratulations on Clearing the List so quickly! It must feel really good. Our friend Tom Cotton is taking quite a beating - a well deserved one, I might add. What a wild time we’re living in.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social I don’t think you ever saw this, when I posted it was to someone else in your tthread. I think you should try it.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

This absolute mechanically adverse bumpkin just managed to successfully replace the anti-frost stem in his outdoor faucet. There’s a new Tim the Tool man in town! Bow down, Bitches. 🤣

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

You need a little bell near your bed, you ring it - Mr, Fairy arrives with the coffee. 🛎️ = ☕️ 😁

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Proof people are feeling the effects of trump’s policies at the supermarket cash registers.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Appoint her the new House Speaker. Now! Right Now! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

POS JD Vance showed up on Minneapolis to vosit and console the families of the Annunciation tragedy. He’ll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WON’T do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Some clown just posted a photo of a frozen pizza featuring NYC’s Pizza Rat on the carton.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

These two put country before self. They didn’t cheat on their wives, their taxes or their golf scores. They didn’t delight in being cruel. Neither compiled a list of over 30k lies while in office. They didn’t use the Office of POTUS for personal gain. The didn’t collide or Collaborate with enemies.

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two men are running down a hallway together .

Alt: two men are running down a hallway together .

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Can someone ask “Gym” Jordan why police officers are being shot in his district? Doesn’t sound like he’s doing a very good job.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

@nalynnpearl.bsky.social Oh No, NoNo followed me! I know what to do. Yes Yes, follow back! 😄

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Did my good deed for the day. While walking my dogs, I found a backpack in the street. It contained two laptops, with charger. Wallet with Credit & debit cards, DL and $1 in cash. Also lots of misc. stuff incl. the remnants of a sandwich from yesterday. Connected with one of business cards.1/

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I just read a blurb in the NYT about people who don’t have a Real ID trying to pass through TSA using their Costco Membership cards as proof of ID. Have we dumbed down that far? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Repost of you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico.✋

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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Repost if you’re still calling it the Gulf of Mexico. ✋🏽

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

@hermosamartinez.bsky.social I followed you back - now you a owe me a ride in that silver roadster🤣

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

I’ve had several online conversations with Kendra. Everything she does is for the students in Omaha. She is “the Rill Thing” (quoting Little Richard here). If you can help her, and them, in any way the dividends you receive in feeling like you did a good thing are huge!

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Rory McIlroy just 🦅 my favorite hole at ANGC - #13. We might get to watch him complete the Grand Slam this year! GO RORY!

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

@reneelibby.bsky.social I hope you’re doing well. I miss your wit and wisdom here, Emesoecially in these insane times. Take good care.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

@hilaryluros.bsky.social I hope all is well with you. I sure do miss your wit here. Especially in this crazy time.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Back to Back Triples for Harry Higgs. He’s gonna need some of those dude wipes he endorses.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Listening to this stupid motherfucker stumble through his press conference only emphasizes just how damn dumb he truly is.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

@mike1965sa.bsky.social Great quote in your bio. Also, It’s likely I’ll never try nut milk.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

@evilwoman46111.bsky.social anyone with such a sweet looking doggo cannot possibly be evil.😁

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 07/02/2025

Trump appears triggered by the new TIME cover depicting Elon Musk behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office: Trump: Is Time magazine still in business? I didn't even know that.

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