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hil.i.am

@hilaryluros.bsky.social
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Wife, mom, and lawyer. Wonder Woman and I haven’t been in the same room at the same time. I’ve been called “Mistress of the Side-Eye,” and I like it. (But you knew all that from the other app. Yes, it’s me.)

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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
If you didn’t get raptured today, I want to hear from your bad self.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🎶 Memories…🎶
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
One of the greats has passed. Robert Redford was a celebrated actor, director, and someone who held a mirror up to America. His work will live on, but we Ordinary People will feel The Sting of his loss for years. Rest among the stars now, and when you see heaven, may a River Run Through It.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier for two people I don’t know.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
🎶 The Sharif don’t like it…🎶
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I always wear pumps on the beach. Don’t you?
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If you do this to me, I’ll hurt you.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Why does my travel cord case never look like this? Oh wait…I’m not a sorceress.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
May the Fourth be with you.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I came across this in my photos from a few years ago. It still resonates with me.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Sure, Jan.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I will never not love Venice.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I have a guess, and it rhymes with “Bill Cosby”.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
How bizarre! I just saw this today. What are the odds that I’d see two similar tattoos in the same week?!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A tattoo I saw today. The owner was kind enough to let me snap a photo. I thought it was so clever!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Norm! 😢
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Yes, duh!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Grammar means never having to say your sorry.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I love spring.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I hope at least one of my kids feels this way about me.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This was…inside my house. 😳
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Strange - I don’t recall Luke Skywalker having bone spurs. (h/t @markhamillofficial.bsky.social)
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Anyone else stockpiling paper goods in anticipation of supply chain disruptions? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I’ve named my Oura ring “Sherlock”, because every time the app tells me I didn’t sleep enough, I say, “No shit, Sherlock!”
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
…and sometimes I’m doing it out loud.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Someone was hanging out to greet me this morning.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
All in all…
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
FAA, Schmeff AA.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I guess I’m officially old. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
All ready for puppy yoga!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Any questions?
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I feel seen.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We contracted with a chef to prepare a celebration dinner yesterday for our friend, who just completed his first week of surgery and treatments for cancer. The chef arrived late. Why? On the way to our house, he was detained and interrogated by ICE agents. Why? Driving while black. 🤔
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The only surprising thing is that this isn’t surprising at all.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
🐇🐇
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social, it’s almost that time!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
IYKYK
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This weekend I learned that I can do the Heimlich Maneuver. 😳
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Well, this week just became more interesting.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m traveling to a chilly place in the near future, so I decided to try to find a faux fur coat to buy. Unfortunately, my search results were predominantly websites for furries. Guess my algorithm is f*cked for the next month.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I haven’t been posting much lately, because I’ve been somewhere. I’m home now!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This is my best friend’s dog. I think this makes her my niece poodle, AKA my noodle.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
What a day!
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Folks at M-a-L might wanna hide the ketchup. Supreme Court declines to block Trump's sentencing in New York hush money case - NBC News
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Hello? 911? I’d like to report a homicide.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Who’s ready to resurrect this treasure?
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
@radiofreetom.bsky.social - not quite an airplane, but still…😧.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
…and sometimes I don’t.
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hil.i.am @hilaryluros.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
#1 question if there’s even a confirmation hearing: Where is Panama?
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