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Jeff in shades

@jalan-jeff.bsky.social

2.7K followers 720 following 8.5K posts

+ Wife, Dogs, Pizza, Golf. - trumpers/maga, shaving, dead of winter. Happily married. Not looking for romance, employment, crypto/financial opportunities or arguments. 🚫 NO DM If I can’t reply to your post, I’ll just block you.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 6h

He’s all that. And more.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 7h

This motherfucker is begging them to accept President Obama’s original deal he tore up.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t you also need a cat?🐈‍⬛

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 13h

Trump thinks he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize every year he didn’t wipe a continent from the face of the earth.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 13h

He gets to work around that ‘aroma’ all day. I’m sure no one envies her.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 13h

He could use some “Artificial’ Intelligence”, because he SAF doesn’t have any natural intelligence.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 14h

hey trump, Only someone as stupid as yourself would think he was doing it out of compassion, and isn’t thinking of something in return. What did you promise him?

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 14h

Thss as t is just the creepiest thing I have seen in some time. Is she animatronic?

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 15h

How many people has she ordered murdered? My guess is way fewer than Crybaby trump.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 15h

I’m gonna find a horse costume and prance around whenever I see her!

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 15h

Well, that would be every damn day he’s alive, wouldn’t it. Let’s make sure he never forgets it.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 15h

I was wondering if the 🍊 dung heap has lost his 💩, yet?

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 18h

And a moron, a psycho, a slob.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 20h

When being white & an asshole are your only qualifications.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 20h

Someone should tell him “You don’t win Peace Prizes attacking other countries; or supporting those who do.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 20h

Which is exactly why Trump picked his drunken psycho ass for the job.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wouldn’t feel like I missed out if I had not seen that.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The only way to Swing!

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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ALT: Dexter Idk

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thank him for taking one for the team. He paid for that face, he can have it.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Your fucking goons are criminally shooting sexually assaulting and beating innocent people all across the country. Take the state of MN out of your mouth. You’re never welcome here.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

GFY trump.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wouldn’t open my door to that on Halloween, or any night for that matter.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not you. Never. Nein. Nyet.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I did that, people around me would be volunteering to go to rehab.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Never been offered it. But if offered some, I will eat it.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Try pulling that shit over at X. 🤣😂😆

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

But , not surprising.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My Brother!

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Apparently, they see Minnesotans, as Minnesotans see him.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Never thinks an impulse through, does he?

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fuck Them!

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Any time he say’s “It’s under control” you know he means “The house is on fire!”

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So, instead of asking “are you using protection” it’ll be: “have you shat your brains out, recently?”

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I always thought it was just sap.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This stupid bastard…

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He’ll give new meaning to the term “Saturday Night Massacre” probably hold paid admission events on the WH lawn.

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So they enlisted trump, who has coerced his entire party to do the job for them.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dear trump,

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It recalls trump’s ‘tough guy’ mug shot he posed for. Please don’t kill me.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That’s offensive to Slim Jims

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t know but the dumbfuck OP of this thread is the clown wearing the red tie

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Those weren’t people cheering. Those were sheep bleating.

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How can I make sure everyone notices me?

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Petco Park. Did I win something?

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Badger him for it if you have to 😆🤣😂

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How do you doubt something that never occurred?

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Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

…and doesn’t take a salary anymore…🐂 💩!

Jeff in shades @jalan-jeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can think of people I know/knew who think that way. Those people are not in my normal orbit anymore.

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