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Jakob Drud

@jakobdrud.bsky.social
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Science fiction and fantasy writer (jakobdrud.com). Living in Denmark, writing in English and Danish, imagining things out of this world. He/him.

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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 23h
Who you gonna call?
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Karlo Yeager Rodríguez @kjy1066.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sacre bleu! Bring more butter! These escargot are enormous, mon ami!
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let me Google that for you. 2006: My sarcasm kills fools, lolz! 2026: I have superior archival skills. I know my way around a now defuct search engine to the extent that I can unearth websites that contain true, useful information instead of AI guesswork. My expertise deserves your respect.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My gateway drug to the world of rock.
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Freddie Mercury Live Performance
Alt: Freddie Mercury Live Performance
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 11/10/2026
Today in "whoops, linguists were a tiny bit kidding about the whole novel sentences thing, sometimes a phrase actually has coincidentally been said already"
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In light of some magazines pulling scummy things on creators lately, I’m doing a little thread on short story rights. I don't want anybody getting taken advantage of. Also, if you're new, this stuff can be confusing!
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Mark MacKinnon @markmackinnon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
South African judge Navi Pillay - who headed a UN commission that last year found Israel was committing a genocide in Gaza - has just been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel committee hailed her as "one of the most respected international jurists of our time."
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P.A. Cornell (She/Her) @cornellwriter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine outsourcing the best parts of parenting to a machine? I wouldn’t have traded those moments for anything. Even when the kids got distracted and I’d end up reading to the cat, they’re all good memories we cherish, and core memories for the kids.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Arctic Monkeys: They say the cheque is when the sun goes down. The real lyrics are *it changes when* but my mishearing doesn't change the meaning a whole lot.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Midweek pick me up: Bee Gees and Deep Purple mashup by Bill McClintock. youtu.be/hLNjVvJAiCw?...
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The Bee Gees and Deep Purple - “You Should Be Smoking”
YouTube video by Bill McClintock
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Naked Gun
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Naked Gun: Leslie Nielsen's Chalk Outline Gag
Alt: Naked Gun: Leslie Nielsen's Chalk Outline Gag.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moomins. Some kind of Christmas series? I watched it at age five, and all the episodes were about the world ending or something.
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أنمي تمشي بعدين تلف و تطالع ناقدة
ALT: أنمي تمشي بعدين تلف و تطالع ناقدة
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey MusicBsky, will buying a ukulele send the 10yo down the glorious highway of music appreciation? Or will it set her on the crooked path towards playing the banjo?
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Friends Chandler: I Am Excited!
ALT: Friends Chandler: I Am Excited!
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, August happened back in June
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arrested?
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For What Number Five
ALT: For What Number Five
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enid Blyton's books took a darker turn towards the end.
Gloucestershire. Five arrested for alleged terrorism offences after 'major incident' near RAF Fairford.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I build much of my social identity on oneliners. It works perfectly, except when I say something that isn't funny and have to spend the next week going over the conversation in my head over and over again.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reading order
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Moon shenanigans
The Moon, low on the horizon. It appears to be larger than usual. Beneath it, a stretch of land and the sea
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A tail of two kitties
Two cat tails, one black one brown-striped. The tips are lifted.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Johnny English: Secret Agent Man
Alt: Johnny English: Secret Agent Man
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Cat Rambo @catrambo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For newer F&SF writers, here's a resource you may not be aware of, the Submission Grinder. It helps you find markets and track your submissions - and even publishes some fiction. Free to use, but if you use it a lot, consider supporting their Patreon. #booksky thegrinder.diabolicalplots.com
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The Submission Grinder
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Sad Crying Pikachu from Pokemon
Alt: Sad Crying Pikachu from Pokemon
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I could have written you a poem To make your day bright To make your life bloom To let you spread your kindness everywhere But the office And the hours And the profit And the grind Convinced me Instead to send you an email With kind regards #Poem #OrNot
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The serpent is crawling inside of your ear He says you must vote for what you want to hear
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Hop On The Cycle Frontier
Alt: A tumbleweed blowing past desert scrub
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Bart King @bartking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hmm, the early promo shots for Denis Villeneuve's "Dune: Part Three" are not instilling confidence.
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1/ Donald Trump's order to stop the use of Canadian goods in US federal procurement threatens to have a massive impact on the US defence-industrial base, which is heavily dependent on Canadian inputs – especially raw materials such as aluminium.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mon ikke Fox News kan hjælpe?
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On the Ed Sheeran shitstorm scale from one to ten, Robert Kraft is a 12.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
... unless you're meassuring your blood pressure. On those days it 'Ok, and then coffee'.
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OK, But First Coffee - Drawing by Maori Sakai
ALT: OK, But First Coffee - Drawing by Maori Sakai
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: Your honor, I built an empire using military and economic pressure against my neighboring states. Judge: Civiliazation? Me: Is that what we call it now?
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Currently reading a history book about the fall of the Soviet Union. It describes people who believed the system was infallible, and people who learned to think for themselves. Guess which group brought about the change?
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Fetallica
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The raw data of the hairs on your neck rising when you finally figure out the plot twist. Of your eyes glazing over when you read a boring passage during revisions. Of your restless tongue probing your front teeth until you figure out the right phrase.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Steampunk Gears Mechanism
ALT: Steampunk Gears Mechanism
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He wants Iceland too, now?
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes! The first thing my medieval history prof mentioned to illustrate the medieval way of thinking was the question: "Where can I get salt?"
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I cast ENTANGLEMENT! (There's usually a passage to the garden here.) #suburbanDruid #isthatevenahashtag
Hedge-cuttings piled up between a wall and a hedge to a hight of at least two meters
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Somebody had to say it. I'll see myself out.
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wouldn't trust them with any of the cars. So...
A picture of a Nokia phone
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, yeah, that was a treat!
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Feel free to drop a link here as well 👍
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reposting this since ot got as many reactions as the story mentioned. Writers, which of your short stories deserves all the love? #writing #shortStories
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Jakob Drud @jakobdrud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One thing you didn't know about me: I was schooled by Dr. Strange. Yes. But no. Not that Dr. Strange. A history professor. His first name was Erik, and the pronounciation of 'Strange' was different. Also, the meaning of his last name was closer to 'strict' than 'odd' or 'bizarre'.
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