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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱

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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many times have I been on a plane and wished I had a bat?
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He speaks the words of a Fox News anchor, and not of a U.S. Secretary of Defense.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All the previous designs were safe, too. I know solar is completely safe at one fifth the cost and ready right away. Which insurance company issued that policy?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/08/how-... The hamstringing of our military is not just due to incompetence. It is intentional.
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How Does The World's Major Military Power Run Out Of Munitions? - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Seems like I have a lot of questions these days. The numbers have been kicked around social media for a while now, but it appears that the Iran war is using up the US missile stock. CSIS has also been...
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Still waiting.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/07/2026
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The only Caribbean nation we should invade is the Cayman Islands. That's where the oligarchs hide their wealth from US taxation. www.thinkglobalhealth.org/article/cuba...
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It seems to me that trumpf's best way out is to let congress force him to withdraw. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/06/endi...
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Ending this Stupid War - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Some thoughts at National Security Journal about how to end this stupid war: The President has no good options. The Iran War is a whirlwind of executive incompetence, embarked upon for no good reason,...
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Teri G @terilg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is getting interesting. More about Amanda Ungaro and how she pertains to Melania’s statement today.
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The Statement Before the Story
Melania Trump went to the White House podium today. The question is why she had to.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... The Guardian says there is no "standout candidate" to replace "Director of National Intelligence" Tulsi Gabbard. There a flaming sack of (russian) dog shit on my porch, but there is no standout candidate to replace it.
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Trump polled advisers about replacing Tulsi Gabbard as intelligence chief
Exclusive: Pressure intensifies for Gabbard after president’s displeasure with Iran war testimony
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Are they going to play the two semifinal games at the same time? How fucking stupid. Are the sponsors OK with this?
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Makes sense to me.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
No politician who took AIPAC money should be allowed to hold office again. They knew what they were doing. Don't even let them on the ballot.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Epstein was peddling boys as well as girls. That's why Thiel was buying. Bibi also. Maybe Lady Lindsey, too. Could explain a lot.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Some of these sports could use updating. How about hair driers for curling? Figure 8 speed skating races. Start snowboarders on opposite sides of the halfpipe. If you are going to give the skiers guns, they should allowed to take out the others.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
He really seems to be threatening their families.
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WidowsPique 🇨🇦 @widowspique.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Fixed it. Based on the tremendous interest shown in the Epstein Files, I will be directing my drunk Secretary of Fox News to release the alien files as a distraction. Thank you for your attention to this matter” - Donald J Trump
Trump statement releasing UFO information.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If this frog dart toxin is anything like dog fart toxin, no wonder it killed him.
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Even Israelis are tired of Netanyahu and Israel as citizens leave in the thousands, creating a brain drain and labour shortage. Investors are long gone, and debt is rapidly increasing. Farmers can’t find markets as boycotts persist. Now a despised, isolated, pariah state in decline.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Jeffries is so infuriated at being cast as a meerkat in trumpf's video that he is going into his hole and will not come out for a month.
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loskidsvenice.bsky.social @loskidsvenice.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Like this one Deepak?
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Pablo L. Diablo @pabloldiablo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If Kamala Harris was president there'd be a documentary in theaters right now called " Doug"
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Ted Lieu knows how many protestors will have to be killed before he takes a stand, but he is playing it close to the vest.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It will not be a simple task to rebuild our democracy with the strength to withstand the next fascist movement. The machines are learning right now.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The true purpose of trumpf's upcoming attacks on Iran is to increase the price of oil for putin.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The only way AI can be profitable is through surveillance and extortion.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think I'd like to van Winkle this. 20 years enough?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Christian McCaffery has declared for the 2026 draft.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Drumpf controlling Venezuela will not make it less of a ruzzian asset.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
On the repugnican side, Susan Collins has expressed concern.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If big oil pushed drumpf to do this, that's where the pressure has to start.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Assange actually was working for russia. Snowden was not, but had no where else to go.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Mike Johnsons New Testament.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yes, but Hilary not only received emails, she replied to them.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Where can I download the trump on Bubba video?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I hope she lives next to a railroad.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
After that display of post-game idiocy, I wish Ohio State had won.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Don't feel sorry for the admiral. The entire chain of command should go down.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Following orders to attack Venezuela would be illegal.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If a random pedestrian can walk up and shoot our troops, it's time we eliminated them.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'd like to see a copy of Mike Johnson's new testament. Must be a lot of redactions.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Finally we will find out if trump is a pervert.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Someone has convinced Buttegig to move to the center. Big mistake. He is toast.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If I self-deport to Scotland, will ICE pay for my flight?
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Mike Johnson won't want you to see this.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
With so many universities we should be able to watch college football every day all year.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I hope scientists can determine how cheney lived so many years without a heart.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
We have so many more gullible idiots now, we can fake a new moon landing and the media will sell it.
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