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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱

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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 1h
Cool bike, but that is not as small as you say.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 2h
We are all distracted by Susan Dell's appearance, but the real story is that everyone in the room is struggling with the overwhelming stench. Watch their faces as they suppress the gag reflex.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 5h
Waymo. A solution in search of a problem.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 5h
Actually, refusing to do something horrible does not require courage.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 12h
Genocide is the ultimate antisemitism.
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🥔Duty Now For The Future🥔 @spudsparks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I read the first sentence and knew exactly how it was going to end. Of course he doesn't want anyone else to have that. It's how they ALL are. Fuck everyone else. And get richer off our backs. The playbook of all oligarchs/fascists. The worst of the worst people are at the top of everything.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Walking shitbag.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sink those ships!
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the GOP, refusing to do something horrible is as good as it gets.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, forgot the sarcasm emoji again.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We can use some of that action here.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This couch could make JD faint.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They don't let the nazis celebrate the Reichstag fire, either.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Epstein rented Mel to tRUmpf, then sold her to him.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Genocide is the ultimate antisemitism.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genocide is the ultimate antisemitism.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Turns out the nimbys are nearly always right.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The tariffs themselves should count towards the cost of imported goods. The reality is worse.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who could have predicted this?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, you don't have to shout.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And he's a total asshole, of course.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excellent.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ICE thugs are not law enforcement officers, but they should know the laws they are violating.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Since we are not in a declared war with Iran, he could probably not be tried in court for treason. In congress, however, treason is whatever 60 senators will vote for. Bring it on!
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The systematic destruction of the public school system by the repugs is not unrelated.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right. If you didn't work for it, why should you pay taxes on it?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also make the tax apply to all income, not just wages and salaries. This would solve the funding problem forever, and the tax itself could be lowered dramatically.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got tired of that family thing pretty fast.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The lesson is clear. Nominate someone every decent person can support.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, good for him. That is quite a shift after he hammered El Sayed during the primary. Chuck must be feeling the heat. Pretty sure Bibi did not sign off on this.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was thinking more along the lines of Middletown.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amy Coney Barrett?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, Mayor Milquetoast.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. All of this.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The point of running in the street is to be seen running in the street. There are much better places to run nearby, but the panache!
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm fine with the middle of the street. Stay out of the bike lane, asshole.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Defenestration or tea, sir?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rhymes with fetus?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jebus.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For better or worse, we chose the cars. AI is being shoved down our throats. Fuck sam altman.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. Especially ridiculous since the police in most cities stopped doing actual police work 30 years ago.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pack some heat. Sterno, I mean.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck is wrong with Burnham? This is not a brainer.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That poor baby.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CIA is no longer professional. Anything they say has a political purpose unrelated to the truth. Of course they have lied in the past, but not about something like this.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is she not in Venezuela?
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let us know when Schumer and Jeffries and the rest of the AIPAC creeps start campaigning for him.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UAE "investments" are money laundering. Confiscate their assets.
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Jakob Creutzfeldt (I/me/mine) 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @jakobc16.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zionism is racist. Genocide is the ultimate antisemitism.
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