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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot

@jakkal.monster
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jakkal (ジャッカル) [he/him, 腐男子, 🇺🇸 in 🇯🇵] hating me won't make me suck any less (パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc) twt @ glitchgoats

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/10/2026
which naturally we all have
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/10/2026
living alone will have you doing shit like tasting chili you have in the slow cooker and saying "fuck yeah chili" out loud to a room that is empty except for you and your five dozen stuffed penguins
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 10/10/2026
one does not devote a part time jobs amount of work to archiving something web 1.0 style without having some kind of disastrous personality flaw and I. oh I have several
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/10/2026
other people want engagement i get five notifications and start yelling that im about to burn this H&R block to the ground with all of us in it we are not the same
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/10/2026
i know im not built for social media because if i say something and any more than the usual 3 or 4 people start liking it my immediate reaction is that i need to start firing rent-lowering gunshots
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 29/09/2026
the reason fandom feels different now is because of social media, not the same feral fan discourse that's been reheated verbatim for going on 40 years
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 29/09/2026
"fandom was nicer and politer pre-covid! the reason it's bad now is because of normies in lockdown!" voltron legendary defender
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
kuri+tsuru are popular enough to have plenty of people who bought them but have moved on, and so are going for lower than rerelease so i got them secondhand anyway now i am just waiting on hakusan rerelease orders + for jikkyuu and kyougoku to get announced
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
for example hakusan is unpopular enough that i am better off just waiting for his rerelease preorder in December vs genjis are popular enough to have reasonable amounts of secondhands but they do trend a little higher than retail, so i preordered them vs--
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
certain unpopular characters can actually be more expensive bc fewer people bought them, and certain characters (case study: chougi) are so popular they're a nightmare no matter what, but some characters are juuuust popular enough to have a good supply of secondhands
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
it's fascinating bc there is a bell curve of character tax for direct-order stuff like wanpakus
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
this makes them my 8th and 9ths wanpakus btw. genuinely divine plush line (all four samonjis, hasebe, kokin and jizou, 🆕 kuritsurukara)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
new arrivals (secondhands off mercari, since the preorders for the rerelease were going to come out of this month anyway) kara got here an hour before tsurumaru so he had a whole hour of peace before his problems began
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/09/2026
"i feel bad" VACUUM AND WALK TWO MILES
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/09/2026
genuinely infuriating how so many of my problems are legitimately immediately solved by tidying up my apartment and going outside
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 19/09/2026
髪の毛先は少し明るい色んで、今ちょっと紫色になったけどコズメズのようでいいん(笑)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 19/09/2026
同僚:シルバーウィークは、予定がありますか? 僕:GWで僕の髪の毛は金色なったんで、今週は銀色になります。
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026
what do you guys think of my new lamp
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026
iirc (i am going off of "read the announcement once" logic here so dont quote me) it's going to be a new story?? i mostly just see altessimo and i black out and enter a fugue state [positive sentiment] tbh
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026
guy who literally won tickets (again, for the third time in 2026) through the group's fanclub, which he belongs to: WHEN WILL THIS BISEXUAL MADMAN GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026
im very happy for them but i look insane when i get jumpscared in the arcade or donki
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026
i have tickets to see white jam for the third time in one year and i still get jumpscared and "STOP HAUNTING ME" when i hear a white jam song in public
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026
the prefecture has not yet adopted my suggested tourism campaign slogan, "FUCK YOU, HOKKAIDO NOW" but im not giving up hope
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026
to be clear i fucking love hokkaido and i would not trade living here for living in tokyo if you paid me and yes a lot of fandom stuff is way more accessible for me than it is for someone abroad but i promise akiba and ikebu only comprise a tiny percentage of the experiences of domestic fans
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026
like. yeah it's cheaper to fly domestic for sure but it's still a big country and most of it is not tokyo i have to pay 1400 yen for a lot of packages for hokkaido (and no the fact that it doesn't directly convert to $14 USD doesn't mean shit bc i do not get paid in USD) and nothing comes here
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026
genuine pet peeve that i have unlocked is kaigai fans of any JP property complaining about how easy fans living in japan have it when they mean "fans who live in or close to specific parts of tokyo" "japanese fans can access all the events so easily" i live in hokkaido
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026
hate when some loser acts as a meat proxy for an llm when i ask a question "i asked grundlo and it says..." buddy if i wanted to be lied to by the toaster that tells you to kill yourself I would have just done it myself
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 13/09/2026
i dont mean to single a person out but i have now crystallized my vague opinion that wikis are in many ways a substitution for engaging with the actual text of a thing and so my disdain grows only stronger
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026
there has to be fights I'm willing to let go and a lot of them are "I don't want to try and explain this to people who mean well but genuinely have a good reason to not be aware, in my second language" but oh lord English speakers my patience is not for thee
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026
like it's an iota more complicated for me because I live in a country that doesn't speak English so im not going to try and explain to a sweet 65 year old Japanese woman who speaks ten words of english what the problem is but if you're fully aware and simpering for absolution. perish
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026
idk man at this point I don't think they're going more harm since no they're not monetarily supporting jkr but I do think i have more active contempt for people who are so weak willed they just HAVE to pirate it. grow a fucking spine.
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026
if that hurts your feelings have you tried not being a spineless fucking loser?
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026
if your morals are so cheap that you have to watch a TV show so badly that you're looking for a way you can do it without having to feel bad about it. I'm sorry. I'm going to call you a spineless fucking loser who cares more about momentary entertainment than other people because you are
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026
with hp as when the stuff with rrn knsh happened when people jump to "just pirates it" i will say it you can just not. you can just not watch it. it's in fact easier to just not watch it. you do have to have a line where enough people have been hurt that you give up watching a TV show
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 21/08/2026
me, not a week ago: idk what's gonna make me go down to honshu next. idk. something, probably the nefarious white jam announcing a men-only show in tokyo in november: i am a parody of myself
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/08/2026
I've seen them twice now and last week this was the song they did out in the audience. as you can imagine
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/08/2026
recently a friend asked me what ~なんて meant and ultimately I explained it as (derogatory) in the context she was asking about anyway with that established I have white jam's summer (derogatory) stuck in my head
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/08/2026
Arise now ye tarnished, ye dead who yet live, the call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Men! The accursed gender!
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crepuscular type guy @thephooka.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think you can nest this under a larger culture of not really thinking about where anything comes from or what went into getting it to you, whether it's food, clothing, or other goods. So much labor is made invisible and we are encouraged to consume and then discard so quickly.
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/08/2026
trust me this is funny if you know touken ranbu
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/08/2026
this was in hokuryu btw (biggest sunflower field in japan). i think you need to just go outside to look at something beautiful sometimes
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/08/2026
GO OUTSIDE OR ELSE i had a good day
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 05/08/2026
"how do you feel" like if id known at my lowest points (2012 and 2015) that life was going to be like this id have fucking chilled out a bit
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 05/08/2026
happy japanniversary (tomorrow marks that i've been in my city for exactly one year)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026
anyway look who didn't hit the target zero times during his formal kyudo debut (me)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026
people are so fucking weird about passing trans people and even deeply weirder about trans people who are stealth
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026
if you conflate "a trans person who is passing and stealth" with being "in the closet" i personally get to run you over with a combine harvester
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 01/08/2026
medical system vs medical system not in America
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 01/08/2026
not to be like thing vs thing japan but getting a medical thing sorted has been both comically easy and comically cheap for smth I have to pay 100% out of pocket for
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 31/07/2026
also cozmez are sky-hi's little sliced cheese boys
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