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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/10/2026

living alone will have you doing shit like tasting chili you have in the slow cooker and saying "fuck yeah chili" out loud to a room that is empty except for you and your five dozen stuffed penguins

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 10/10/2026

one does not devote a part time jobs amount of work to archiving something web 1.0 style without having some kind of disastrous personality flaw and I. oh I have several

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/10/2026

i know im not built for social media because if i say something and any more than the usual 3 or 4 people start liking it my immediate reaction is that i need to start firing rent-lowering gunshots

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 29/09/2026

"fandom was nicer and politer pre-covid! the reason it's bad now is because of normies in lockdown!" voltron legendary defender

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026

it's fascinating bc there is a bell curve of character tax for direct-order stuff like wanpakus

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026

new arrivals (secondhands off mercari, since the preorders for the rerelease were going to come out of this month anyway) kara got here an hour before tsurumaru so he had a whole hour of peace before his problems began

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/09/2026

genuinely infuriating how so many of my problems are legitimately immediately solved by tidying up my apartment and going outside

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 19/09/2026

同僚：シルバーウィークは、予定がありますか？僕：GWで僕の髪の毛は金色なったんで、今週は銀色になります。

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026

what do you guys think of my new lamp

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026

i have tickets to see white jam for the third time in one year and i still get jumpscared and "STOP HAUNTING ME" when i hear a white jam song in public

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026

the prefecture has not yet adopted my suggested tourism campaign slogan, "FUCK YOU, HOKKAIDO NOW" but im not giving up hope

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026

genuine pet peeve that i have unlocked is kaigai fans of any JP property complaining about how easy fans living in japan have it when they mean "fans who live in or close to specific parts of tokyo" "japanese fans can access all the events so easily" i live in hokkaido

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/09/2026

hate when some loser acts as a meat proxy for an llm when i ask a question "i asked grundlo and it says..." buddy if i wanted to be lied to by the toaster that tells you to kill yourself I would have just done it myself

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 13/09/2026

i dont mean to single a person out but i have now crystallized my vague opinion that wikis are in many ways a substitution for engaging with the actual text of a thing and so my disdain grows only stronger

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026

like it's an iota more complicated for me because I live in a country that doesn't speak English so im not going to try and explain to a sweet 65 year old Japanese woman who speaks ten words of english what the problem is but if you're fully aware and simpering for absolution. perish

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/09/2026

with hp as when the stuff with rrn knsh happened when people jump to "just pirates it" i will say it you can just not. you can just not watch it. it's in fact easier to just not watch it. you do have to have a line where enough people have been hurt that you give up watching a TV show

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 21/08/2026

me, not a week ago: idk what's gonna make me go down to honshu next. idk. something, probably the nefarious white jam announcing a men-only show in tokyo in november: i am a parody of myself

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/08/2026

I've seen them twice now and last week this was the song they did out in the audience. as you can imagine

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/08/2026

recently a friend asked me what ~なんて meant and ultimately I explained it as (derogatory) in the context she was asking about anyway with that established I have white jam's summer (derogatory) stuck in my head

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/08/2026

Arise now ye tarnished, ye dead who yet live, the call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Men! The accursed gender!

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crepuscular type guy @thephooka.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think you can nest this under a larger culture of not really thinking about where anything comes from or what went into getting it to you, whether it's food, clothing, or other goods. So much labor is made invisible and we are encouraged to consume and then discard so quickly.

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/08/2026

trust me this is funny if you know touken ranbu

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/08/2026

GO OUTSIDE OR ELSE i had a good day

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 05/08/2026

happy japanniversary (tomorrow marks that i've been in my city for exactly one year)

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026

anyway look who didn't hit the target zero times during his formal kyudo debut (me)

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026

if you conflate "a trans person who is passing and stealth" with being "in the closet" i personally get to run you over with a combine harvester

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 01/08/2026

not to be like thing vs thing japan but getting a medical thing sorted has been both comically easy and comically cheap for smth I have to pay 100% out of pocket for

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 31/07/2026

not a single animusic/vocaloid song for the paradox live cover song project and the people (me) cheered I like animusic and plenty of vocaloid songs but I promise there's so much other music out there it won't kill you to be exposed to smth that wasn't made for anime

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/07/2026

going for basically an entire year without anything that approximated the function of an oven (bc theyre extremely rare here) and now having an air fryer again feels like god itself is in my kitchen

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 21/07/2026

apparently I just completely forgot to ever share casinos redesign. i am a fool because it whips

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 20/07/2026

creepy nuts being the reason for the only good h*pmic song (do not @ me) and now My rap franchise is covering an actual creepy nuts song so it feels like some sort of karmic justice

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 15/07/2026

every day I wake up and look at the temperature and humidity and I whisper at least I don't live on honshu

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 13/07/2026

if you've spoken to me in the past three months you've probably been forced to listen to this already but it offends me that I'll never be as funny as this youtu.be/MfyBJJGC1RY

youtu.be

Get Deep Fried

YouTube video by Jam Mechanics - Topic

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 06/07/2026

sometimes people ask me if I'm going to go back to America at any point in the near future and I'm like girl it would entail me setting an entire paycheck, if not more, on fire just to get there and back

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 06/07/2026

everyone is like "what are your birthday plans" and I'm like "DIY food preservation". I made ume syrup you wanna hear about that

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 05/07/2026

absolutely infuriates me how much everyone was right and the way to solve 60% of your non structural problems is to clean your living room and take a walk

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/07/2026

man. some people will tell you that sonic the hedgehog 2006 is over-hated. and these people are fucking wrong. but one thing we can all agree on is that jesus christ dreams of an absolution is the best song in a franchise known for its one consistent saving grace being the music

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/07/2026

translating is going well and it's like am i better at japanese now vs how i was in 2022 or is it just easier when i can just directly copy and paste any word or phrase i don't know into weblio. yes

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/07/2026

[translation wip] come to paralive we have whatever the fuck this is (dw it's not real. it's just a bad trip. which makes it better probably)

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 02/07/2026

sometimes Under Pressure comes on my shuffle and I'm like. for the next four minutes or so I'm going to have a religiously intense belief in this being the best song ever written

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 02/07/2026

the number of American friends who have realized im about to have the most peaceful 4th of July of my life

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Kilo @lewdles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

never forget that if it wasn’t how offensively sexual and weird the furry fandom is, it would be taken over by corporations in a heartbeat our freakiness is the only armor we have against being hollowed out and turned into a playground for cis-het ppl, like everything else

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/06/2026

i fully realize i should watch beatbreak but it's actually really hard to access shit here without payin out the nose LMAO gonna slap everyone who tells me "japanese people have never had to deal with something being unavailable to them"

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 24/06/2026

official accounts posted a video clip of a new piece of koupenchan merchandise and I am having a Fucking Mental Breakdown

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/06/2026

also I bought some blue lock merch for an (English speaker) coworker's nephew bc i was going secondhand hunting anyway and I really had an xkcd experts comic moment about anime merch "it's easy to forget most merch buyers only check animate and amiami." "and kbooks, of course." "of course."

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/06/2026

I bought hauled home and built three shelves on Saturday which would have been fine but for the fact that the mall had zero AC units on so the entire time I was shopping I was rapidly becoming extremely evil

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 15/06/2026

i go to the matsuri i black out i wake up with a spiralized potato on a stick in one hand and three churros in the other

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