Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026new arrivals (secondhands off mercari, since the preorders for the rerelease were going to come out of this month anyway) kara got here an hour before tsurumaru so he had a whole hour of peace before his problems began 100
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/08/2026trust me this is funny if you know touken ranbu 010
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026anyway look who didn't hit the target zero times during his formal kyudo debut (me) 020
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 21/07/2026apparently I just completely forgot to ever share casinos redesign. i am a fool because it whips 271
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/07/2026[translation wip] come to paralive we have whatever the fuck this is (dw it's not real. it's just a bad trip. which makes it better probably) 010
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 02/07/2026I LOVE LIVING IN HOKKAIDO JAPAN I'm sorry for your loss 110
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 24/06/2026official accounts posted a video clip of a new piece of koupenchan merchandise and I am having a Fucking Mental Breakdown 150
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/06/2026READ MEMORY OR I WILL BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN 020
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 29/05/2026most popular man at the airport on yet another trip 030
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/05/2026i saw a deltarune gachapon machine yesterday and i mostly just wanted the ralseis so i definitely should not have done it bc a machine with a 3/5ths chance of being disappointed is a bad prospect but have you considered that gambling is good when i get what i want 040
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 06/05/2026most popular little man in the airport (no seriously like three airport staff all went "かわいい....." at him) 050
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 30/04/2026this purchase was absolutely necessary. because I need to rep my city when I'm in Tokyo you see 110
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 09/04/2026did you know you can just make zines about anything 030
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 05/04/2026I was purchasing new koupenchans as I am wont to do and somehow I had never seen him (obvi he's from the space mission 870 line from last year) so I blacked out and woke up with it in my cart. and I think I got the last one bc it's sold out now LOL 030
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/04/2026it's koupenchans birthday so I took him to the aquarium 140
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/03/2026one of the other english speakers in the office i'm only in once a week and i have made a game of passing a drawing back and forth "yes and"ing each other artistically and i think this is my favorite of them so far 020
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 23/03/2026it was the target to the right of mine. and I bullseyed it. I'm not sure if I need to buy a lottery ticket or go into hiding 020
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 01/03/2026you would think id start experiencing diminishing returns one of these days. and yet it still isnt happening. anyway check out the travel buddy suitcase topper who's on the way to me now 320
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/02/2026you are annoying and straight, and yet i'm in love get into the soup 120
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 02/02/2026i asked my friends to tell me no. the responses i got: "you need him" "he's perfect" "give him a sword" "i can't tell you no" "in what universe will i tell you no" EVERYONE I KNOW IS USELESS i bought it 250
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/01/2026me: yeah sure we can leave Parco, I don't think there's anything else I -- [i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves] anyway 020
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/11/2025look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy (this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol) 260
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 10/11/2025about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News 150
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 28/09/2025"idk the pokepi line is cute and all but idk if that's worth 6k when the one below it is a third cheaper" he said and then he realized it was holding a second, smaller piplup, whereupon he blacked out and woke up with it in line to check out 150
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/09/2025man is fucking dead though let's be absolutely clear iori killed a guy in these dramas 110
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 25/08/2025me: I probably won't buy anything at the secondhand store, they only have like half a panel of joseimuke stuff the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out: 070
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 23/08/2025THIS IS THE GREATEST PURCHASE DECISION IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE 170
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/07/2025i am buying the 8800 yen giant koupenchan the absolute moment that i have my home address in hokkaido, btw. this is the kind of object that saves lives 170
Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 23/07/2025actual depiction of me when i saw that first flash of green. all four of these guys at the same time 020