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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot

@jakkal.monster
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jakkal (ジャッカル) [he/him, 腐男子, 🇺🇸 in 🇯🇵] hating me won't make me suck any less (パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc) twt @ glitchgoats

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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/09/2026
new arrivals (secondhands off mercari, since the preorders for the rerelease were going to come out of this month anyway) kara got here an hour before tsurumaru so he had a whole hour of peace before his problems began
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/09/2026
what do you guys think of my new lamp
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/08/2026
trust me this is funny if you know touken ranbu
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/08/2026
GO OUTSIDE OR ELSE i had a good day
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/08/2026
anyway look who didn't hit the target zero times during his formal kyudo debut (me)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 21/07/2026
apparently I just completely forgot to ever share casinos redesign. i am a fool because it whips
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 21/07/2026
🦨
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 20/07/2026
👿
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 19/07/2026
life advice
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 15/07/2026
at least it's lower than yesterday.
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/07/2026
furthermore
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 12/07/2026
FLAWLESS PRODUCT ZERO NOTES
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/07/2026
[translation wip] come to paralive we have whatever the fuck this is (dw it's not real. it's just a bad trip. which makes it better probably)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 02/07/2026
I LOVE LIVING IN HOKKAIDO JAPAN I'm sorry for your loss
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 24/06/2026
official accounts posted a video clip of a new piece of koupenchan merchandise and I am having a Fucking Mental Breakdown
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/06/2026
READ MEMORY OR I WILL BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 30/05/2026
deeply appalled at how well this works
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 29/05/2026
most popular man at the airport on yet another trip
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 28/05/2026
good emoji set
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/05/2026
me like yoshi
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 17/05/2026
i saw a deltarune gachapon machine yesterday and i mostly just wanted the ralseis so i definitely should not have done it bc a machine with a 3/5ths chance of being disappointed is a bad prospect but have you considered that gambling is good when i get what i want
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 06/05/2026
most popular little man in the airport (no seriously like three airport staff all went "かわいい....." at him)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 03/05/2026
I am reliably on my shit
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 30/04/2026
this purchase was absolutely necessary. because I need to rep my city when I'm in Tokyo you see
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 29/04/2026
images where you can hear the SUGOOOOI
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 10/04/2026
I LOVE HAVING ADULT MONEY
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 09/04/2026
did you know you can just make zines about anything
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 05/04/2026
I was purchasing new koupenchans as I am wont to do and somehow I had never seen him (obvi he's from the space mission 870 line from last year) so I blacked out and woke up with it in my cart. and I think I got the last one bc it's sold out now LOL
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/04/2026
and don't worry he got dessert too
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/04/2026
it's koupenchans birthday so I took him to the aquarium
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/03/2026
one of the other english speakers in the office i'm only in once a week and i have made a game of passing a drawing back and forth "yes and"ing each other artistically and i think this is my favorite of them so far
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 23/03/2026
it was the target to the right of mine. and I bullseyed it. I'm not sure if I need to buy a lottery ticket or go into hiding
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 16/03/2026
someday eventually I will finish it
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 01/03/2026
you would think id start experiencing diminishing returns one of these days. and yet it still isnt happening. anyway check out the travel buddy suitcase topper who's on the way to me now
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/02/2026
yeah
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/02/2026
you are annoying and straight, and yet i'm in love get into the soup
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 02/02/2026
i asked my friends to tell me no. the responses i got: "you need him" "he's perfect" "give him a sword" "i can't tell you no" "in what universe will i tell you no" EVERYONE I KNOW IS USELESS i bought it
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 22/01/2026
"what did you buy this time" these
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 11/01/2026
me: yeah sure we can leave Parco, I don't think there's anything else I -- [i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves] anyway
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/11/2025
yes really
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/11/2025
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy (this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 10/11/2025
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 28/09/2025
"idk the pokepi line is cute and all but idk if that's worth 6k when the one below it is a third cheaper" he said and then he realized it was holding a second, smaller piplup, whereupon he blacked out and woke up with it in line to check out
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 27/09/2025
man is fucking dead though let's be absolutely clear iori killed a guy in these dramas
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 24/09/2025
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 25/08/2025
me: I probably won't buy anything at the secondhand store, they only have like half a panel of joseimuke stuff the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 23/08/2025
THIS IS THE GREATEST PURCHASE DECISION IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 04/08/2025
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 26/07/2025
i am buying the 8800 yen giant koupenchan the absolute moment that i have my home address in hokkaido, btw. this is the kind of object that saves lives
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot @jakkal.monster · 23/07/2025
actual depiction of me when i saw that first flash of green. all four of these guys at the same time
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