Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Whoever has only one cucumber when one conquers. #FunFrenchSentences 010
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Fun french sentences This summer, the head of your baguette has been arrested From time to time, the tuna of autumn smells good 010
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is a niche gripe but the fact that Sony can just decide to remove a game I purchased on a PS3, making it unplayable feels like. Well. Like the BBC taping over old shows. But also kind of like Hasbro knocking on my door and seizing my Connect 4. @sonyplaystation.bsky.social 020
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You will note that this is not a qualitative statement ahem hem 030
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh my. This show is so chaotic and so fun. Thank you for coming! 021
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh It turns out few things are as delightful as being slightly pissed and writing a new episode of Cornershop Showdown Please come and see shows one and two before we retire them... Show 1 is in Camden on August 10th and 11th, Show 2 is August 12th and 14th xxx www.cornershopshowdown.com for tix xcornershopshowdown.comwww.cornershopshowdown.comTickets now on sale! 013
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Come to Camden! tickets at www.cornershopshowdown.comcornershopshowdown.comwww.cornershopshowdown.comTickets now on sale! 033
Reposted by Jake YappDavid Ault | Voice actor and astronomy presenter @davidault.co.uk · 25/07/2026Can confirm: really, really, really good. 021
Reposted by Jake YappBedfordEnts4All @bedfordents4all.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Bedfringe 22nd -26th July at Quarry and Place Theatres, Bedford. Over 100 shows and 2 chances to get free entry. (Ts & Cs apply). Tickets @ www.quarrytheatre.org.uk/bedfringe & www.theplacebedford.org.uk/shows/ Join @julietteburton.bsky.social @jakeyapp.bsky.social @weirdinthewade.bsky.social 023
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It's a BRAND NEW SHOW tonight - I'd say something grand like WORLD PREMIERE, which is technically true, but since we're only down to perform it in Hitchin and Camden it's somewhat overblown to say that. I cannot WAIT to do it, though. It's proper awful. 132
Reposted by Jake YappBuxton Festival Fringe @buxtonfringe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The best of 1976! A treat to see @jakeyapp.bsky.social and the lovely Julie 111
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm playing Croydon tonight, if you fancy coming down! It'll be a FAIRLY INTIMATE GIG and it would be lovely to see you if you wanted to say hi! Tickets via www.cornershopshowdown.com xxcornershopshowdown.comwww.cornershopshowdown.com**EXTRA DATE ADDED! STUDIO 55, 4TH JULY @ 8.30PM AS PART OF THE CROYDONITES FESTIVAL - DETAILS HERE** 000
Reposted by Jake YappBedfordEnts4All @bedfordents4all.bsky.social · 04/07/2026So many shows at Bedfringe 22nd - 26th July Tickets bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows www.theplacebedford.org.uk/shows/ @weirdinthewade.bsky.social @jakeyapp.bsky.social @yespaulineeyre.bsky.social 154
Reposted by Jake YappChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Oh God. Think of all the emergency podcasts we’re about to get. 01519
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026**BREAKING** Andy Burnham stops off for a shit in McDonald's 130
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026NICHE RANT but using Native Instruments is like trying to make music on a computer in 1996 all over again. NO this needs Kontakt Player 8 NO this one needs 5 NO this is a CONTENT download have you installed Komplete Kontrol YOU LOT ARE, WELL, STARTS WITH A K IF YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE KOMPLETE ONES 110
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026As a native David*, I've been in a right two and eight since he died. *David Hockney - Cockney #hockney 131
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 07/06/2026VERY excited for this. By far the best live show I've ever done. 081
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Hello, boutique cognoscenti. It's the morning after Show One at the Rik Mayall Festival, and, well. I NEVER talk like this, but this show is just so good. I never make such claims. But this is the colours-to-the-mast project. Have a go on www.cornershopshowdown.com - you can play my adventure game!cornershopshowdown.comwww.cornershopshowdown.com**EXTRA DATE ADDED! STUDIO 55, 4TH JULY @ 8PM AS PART OF THE CROYDONITES FESTIVAL - DETAILS TO FOLLOW** 012
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just one week away from our inaugural Cornershop Showdown show in Droitwich. I probably should have put as much effort into the show as I have into the website, but it's become a bit of a labour of love... Have a look and play my thrilling new ADVENTURE GAME set in 1976: www.cornershopshowdown.comcornershopshowdown.co.ukwww.cornershopshowdown.com**EXTRA DATE ADDED! STUDIO 55, 4TH JULY @ 8PM AS PART OF THE CROYDONITES FESTIVAL - DETAILS TO FOLLOW** 042
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026WOAH. Guys, I don't want to PANIC YOU, but I have already sold THREE TICKETS to my shows @camdenfringe.bsky.social - Hurry and snap up the last remaining 197! camdenfringe.com/events/corne... 151
Reposted by Jake YappBedfordEnts4All @bedfordents4all.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Cornershop Showdown with @jakeyapp.bsky.social 25th July at Quarry Theatre, Bedford Part of Bedfringe. Tickets bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873684655 184
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I bet them astronauts are yanking hard on the handbrake rn 151
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 05/04/2026OMG U GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT JESUS OMG HE CAME BACK 2 LIFE WATTTT 🥹🥹🥹😭 I SWEAR 2 GOD IF THIS IS A WINDUP 040
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Omg so gutted 2 learn about #Jesus he was the best of us and meant more to me personally then u could ever imagine. He'd talk 2 anybody and he lit up a room. Well, I guess that's that #RIP 092
Reposted by Jake YappHelen Quigley @soundliness.com · 01/04/2026You know how some words are just better than others? In the latest Listen Through the Brown Window, @jakeyapp.bsky.social and I go head to head in the Word Championships as Scoggins and Stonefrost. open.spotify.com/episode/27PL... And... there's Elvis.open.spotify.comListen Through the Brown Window S3e03 031
Reposted by Jake YappBedfordEnts4All @bedfordents4all.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Just when you thought it was safe to go back on a gameshow, Jake Yapp's Cornershop Showdown comes to Bedfringe. 25th July Quarry Theatre It's 1976 & bets are off. Join @jakeyapp.bsky.social for a wild ride! Book today as tickets are limited at bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873684655 063
Reposted by Jake YappOut Of Character @oocharacterpod.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Listen on Acast or wherever you get your podcasts! shows.acast.com/out-of-chara... (2/2) #Comedy #Podcast #Sketch #Character #Conversations #DoraDale #Radio #Audiences #CharlieBrooker #Puppetsshows.acast.comJake Yapp | Out Of Character with Alex Lynch: Conversations with Sketch and Character Comedians 031
Reposted by Jake YappOut Of Character @oocharacterpod.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Just as we get our first ever award nomination, here is Episode 70 with special guest, JAKE YAPP (@jakeyapp.bsky.social)! Alex spoke to Jake about radio phone-ins, little old ladies, and being complicit in a joke. Quietly slip away somewhere and give it a listen! (1/2) 141
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I done a podcast and Jon Holmes is in it with a fabulous anecdote about Ted Rogers. For a very specific demographic amongst you this will be THRILLING NEWS. All the podcast links here: podnews.net/podcast/i6vnepodnews.netJake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank YouListen to the comedy audio show Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You from Swanburst Media in Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, Overcast and other podcast apps 185
Reposted by Jake YappListen Through the Brown Window @soullessparty.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The lovely @jakeyapp.bsky.social interviewed our very own Elvis Herod about ‘Listen Through the Brown Window’! Listen now on Jake’s ‘Not Today Thank you’ podcast! open.spotify.com/episode/12rb...open.spotify.comListen Through The Brown Window... 045
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Cute Christmas song for you xx open.spotify.com/track/4067aL...open.spotify.comIt's Going To Be A Quiet One... 020
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Welp I did a cute Christmas song for my podcast and if you fancy getting all SENTIMENTAL there are links to it here: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne 020
Reposted by Jake YappGareth Ceredig @garethceredig.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Vocal noises by the tremendous Ali Mardell, @gmcgiv.bsky.social, @timdownie.bsky.social, Naomi McDonald, @jakeyapp.bsky.social and Hugh Dennis, tweaked by @tonychurnside.bsky.social and prodded by @jonholmes.bsky.social. Listen to (almost) the whole silly saga for a limited time on BBC Sounds. 📻 064
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Weirdly, I think I might be on you and yours in a sec. I'm a non corgi registered gas fitter in my spare time, presumably 140
Jake Yapp @jakeyapp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I've done a Christmas song which makes everybody do an ugly-cry. If you fancy being in the choir for it, you can listen to the parts & record yourself singing them and send them back... All the parts and instructions are in this podcast: open.acast.com/public/strea... - it's already sounding amazingopen.acast.com 250
Reposted by Jake YappJem @j1jem.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Due to a series of unfortunate events*, at least one of which might** be my own fault, I have found myself using the Trainline app to buy and use a ticket to Woohoo Swindon. @jakeyapp.bsky.social's Cassandra-esque abilities should be studies for science. *not a funeral though ** basically, entirely 141
Reposted by Jake YappGareth Ceredig @garethceredig.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Starring the smashing @gmcgiv.bsky.social, Alexandra Mardell and @timdownie.bsky.social, with @jakeyapp.bsky.social, Naomi McDonald and Yuriko Kotani dropping in and a short, sharp drive-by from @rufeydoof.bsky.social, all wrangled and polished by @jonholmes.bsky.social. 📻 032
