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Jake Trowbridge

@jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
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Silly video maker and dynasty analyst for Matthew Berry’s Fantasy Life.

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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 4h
REDEMPTION FOR JAMES
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 4h
Redemption for James?
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 4h
Please stop showing sad James Cook. Sad James Cook makes me sad, too.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 6h
I actually watch football for the flags, thank you very much.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 6h
And 0% fumbles.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 6h
The Bills offense should be 80% rushing.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 6h
Blake Corum might’ve caught that if he was taller than a field mouse
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 6h
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Bill Hader: In a Word, Chaos
ALT: Bill Hader: In a Word, Chaos
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h
I swear to Zeus we’re *this* close to hearing some rules hack earnestly use the phrase “the angle of the dangle”
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h
Troy Aikman just says shit
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h
I’m sorry you have to see and hear and feel that utter bullshit. You deserve peace. You deserve love. YOU MATTER!
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h
And now this year, the Bears defense has given up 366 passing yards and 1 passing TD in three home games. They’ve given up 711 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in two road games.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h
The Bears defensive home/away splits are real (and they’re spectacular). Last year the Bears D gave up 30% more passing yards and 3x more touchdowns on the road vs at home. The pass attempts were the same, by the way. The results were just…so much worse on the road.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 7h
Is the Caesar haircut a thing again? I’ve now seen multiple running backs sporting it and I don’t like it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19h
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This whole Adam/Ian reporting reeks of Polymarket/Kalshi bullcrap
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This post is about AI.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I used to spend so much time scouring sites like PureVolume and Bandcamp for free downloads. I did this because 1) I had no disposable income, and 2) it was a great way to find NEW, UNFAMILIAR music. And guess what? I enjoyed music more when I didn’t have all of it at my fingertips.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey, you. Do you have a plan to vote in the midterms? Confirmed you’re still registered? That your polling place is still the same? Have you talked to your friends and (like-minded) family to make sure they’ve done the same? If not…DO THAT SHIT. Please.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s the most I’ve ever talked about horses in a single sitting.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 08/10/2026
A great THURSDAY podcast ready for your 👂🔔 🏈 @pianow.bsky.social on Week 5 start/sit 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W5 DraftKings DFS 🏈 A snarkbag of listener hilarity 🏈 An a capella mixtape Don't miss it! It's fun! (link is 👇)
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Jimmy Fallon & Kevin Spacey Sing 'Talk Dirty' Barbershop
ALT: Jimmy Fallon & Kevin Spacey Sing 'Talk Dirty' Barbershop
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Folks who forked over decent capital for Maye in dynasty leagues were rightfully worried. The guy was turtling like a dingus in the Arctic Ocean.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...
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Three Things to Watch for Dynasty Managers Week 5: Is Drake Maye Back in the Circle of Trust?
Jake Trowbridge breaks down three trends to monitor in dynasty fantasy football leagues heading into Week 5, including Drake Maye's bounce-back and Tre Harris' increasing usage.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I might get behind that if Jalen Hurts had shown any proclivity for dumping the ball off to his RBs. But hoping for even 5-6 targets seems like a tall order. (Especially because their coach only wants to use their 1st round rookie receiver at the LOS.)
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saquon Barkley hasn’t had a Top 25 week at RB this season. The Eagles offense looks like a 7-year-old mashing action figures together. I understand the position is gross right now…but Will Shipley? Are we really doing this?
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oof. It’s bad. Real bad. I drastically underestimated the challenge of picking the right 2-3 fringe tight ends each week. But I had fun drafting and it’s for a good cause! So that’s a win!
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty much. Once it's started, I say you're "in the middle of it." Colloquially.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know when someone asks you a question and your mouth is full? And you’re “mid-chew”? Or when that pain you feel when you try to pinch it off “mid-pee”? It’s like that.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least you’re consistent.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes in fantasy football you’re the bee. And sometimes you’re the pollen. Hopefully you rebound in Week 5!
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a difference a few weeks makes in fantasy football
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you told me this was Bowie’s grandkid I would believe you without any follow up questions
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know there’s a game going on but I’m watching the latest season of Great British Bake Off and HOLY SHIT THIS ONE GUY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE DAVID BOWIE
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That Kaliakamanis spin move was the most “ooops my cat landed on the controller” move I’ve ever seen.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Send this to someone in your office fantasy league.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ever get that urge to watch a movie that emotionally just…wrecks your shit?
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just tell them you’re the reigning champion of your work dynasty league. Or that you invented Post-Its.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appreciate ya.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Send this to someone in your office fantasy league.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 03/10/2026
catch up on the pod! a great week! M - Jamey Eisenberg (film review) T - @allinkid.bsky.social (film review & waivers) W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (Yacht Club) (ranks & trades) Th - @dennycarter.bsky.social and @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social (ranks & DFS) F - Cousin Josh (trades)
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Podcast
Harris Football is your fantasy football weapon. We ignore the box score and watch game film. Draft strategies, stats and 2026 guide form Harris Football. Draft better. Manage smarter. Win.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, Tony Gonzalez can also go fuck himself.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will never stop rooting for Deshaun Watson’s downfall.
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Way Dynamic's MASSIVE SHOE is the kind of album you can really live with: super chill but carefully crafted, thoughtful but not pretentious, stridently analog in a way that feels homemade. I talked to Dylan Young about the primacy of staying loose:
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Way Dynamic Is Letting It Flow, And Good Things Are Happening
Dylan Young on 'Massive Shoe,' keeping things loose, and why people connect with his casually excellent songs.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember Dave Grohl talking about that same thing a while back, I think around the release of Wasting Light. He wanted it to sound rough. I remember listening to that album and thinking…I don’t hear it. This still feels overproduced. But I hear it with this album. And I love it.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also love that they sit perfectly at the intersection of Nick Drake and Big Star.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Stridently analog.” That’s it. That’s the thing I couldn’t put my finger on with this band. They seem refreshingly unworried about little mistakes/accidents in the instrumentation. Fucking…HUMAN SOUNDING.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This summer, I recommended Tucker Kraft and Greg Dulcich. I also said to stay away from Caleb Williams and CMC. For anyone I sent into the backrooms…I sincerely apologize.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I liked him. Worse…I liked Greg Dulcich.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're not careful who you listen to for fantasy analysis, you'll end up trapped in the liminal space in your league, with no one but Brian Thomas and Justin Herbert to keep you company.
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