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Jaketropolis 🏙

@jaketropolis.bsky.social
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Paper shuffling jackass from the city of Chicago.

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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
What's that last one?
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
as steve goodman said, it ain't hard to get along with somebody else's troubles
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
they say trump touch the money that's why it's quiet
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Frankly it's despicable that straight men can steal thousands of (no cash value) chips from hard working gay men. Bring back woke.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Won at gay bar poker last night. Also won 5 free shots by winning hands I went all in on. I'm very sick this morning.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
President Rayne announces his 'Liberation Day' tariffs.
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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Discover hundreds of delicious recipes to try out on your next commute with your very own CTA cookbook!
A cookbook titled, "CTA Heatlamp Cookbook" is on a wooden table. The cover of the book pictures three rotisserie chickens spinning under a platform heater.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
so cute!!!!!!
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Drew a metro train on a tiny sticky note today.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
6 months later [waltz] mission is a go, bombing venezuelan fleet begins in 12 hours [jd vance] did you make sure to cc greenberg on this? LOL
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Aux Barricades!
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
From what I can tell in the trailers they don't explain very much at all. You'll probably want to read the entire Minecraft wiki beforehand
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
this is an excerpt from 'Is Paris Burning?' btw
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
my commandant told me that a sniper keeps shooting the men assigned to the machinegun covering the mairie so i asked how many men he has assigned and he said three so i said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the sniper and his unteroffizer started crying
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Oh, this bit is good too.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just be careful. You never know what could be lurking down there. youtu.be/HiWe8c5SbGY?...
youtu.be
horses
YouTube video by figgage
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Purchased Defeat at Sea recently, covering WW2 from the perspective of the German navy. Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'd enlist immediately. The Union Pacific runs through my neighborhood and I'll KILL to keep it that way.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's a Gilbert & Sullivan sort of week.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It was rather scrumptious if I do say so myself.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Cevapcici I got from a Vietnamese and 'Jugoslavian' restaurant yesterday
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The Austrians are in Versailles, the Cossacks are watering their horses in the Siene, and what you want to know is how this email finds me?
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Well he's no David Hemmings as Capt. Nolan but I do see it. What show is this from?
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Lol I quoted "Drive the first stake, and they'll never make you pull it up" on Twitter and had people hounding me over it. It's like, I'm not endorsing the practice, but it's true!
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It took 11 months to the day (primarily due to multiple school related books interceding), but I have FINALLY finished The Power Broker. Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We've been on Everon for all of ten seconds
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Strangely I much prefer different recordings of Fiddler & Music Man but these are the ones on the board today.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Another 5x5 Friday
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Yuuuuup that's right.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
this is exactly how it feels to go to the bar and order a beer
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I do the same thing when the world's most beautiful woman appears on my feed
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Yes, yes I am.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
open.spotify.com/track/1N7vHa...
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You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
Allan Sherman · My Son The Nut · Song · 1963
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Here's a pic of my new three piece suit.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me too!
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Another beautiful Friday in Chicago
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De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
AT THE DRAFT OFFICE IN 2063 Draft Officer: So, is there anything that would preclude you from service in the US Army? Me: I'm too gay to serve. I can't stop sucking dick. I'm transgender. Draft Officer: [Stamps MECH PILOT on my form]
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Make a specific amount of money and save a specific amount of money. But this goal carries over every year so it's not new.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Post it to the workshop... we could even do a saveswap game 😄
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
What kind of map are you making?
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Gil Scott-Heron's 'Plumber on the Moon' really puts this into perspective
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Downtown gets ever denser.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Cities, mostly.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024
Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr...
Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built

-The Onion
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I've found a nice stable job with good vacation time allows me to explore just about anything I'd like to.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Oregon's hinterlands have a lot of white supremacists (as does Washington's), but I'd guess Oregon has such a high white % because Portland was not a center of wartime industry like Seattle & LA, which spurred non-white migration.
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Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This assassination is a clear case of class warfare. A rich, out of touch Ivy Leaguer gunned down a hard working Midwestern public school alumni.
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