Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 23/04/2025when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to 090
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025they say trump touch the money that's why it's quiet 0190
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Won at gay bar poker last night. Also won 5 free shots by winning hands I went all in on. I'm very sick this morning. 2270
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 03/04/2025President Rayne announces his 'Liberation Day' tariffs. 0110
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Discover hundreds of delicious recipes to try out on your next commute with your very own CTA cookbook! 716631
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Drew a metro train on a tiny sticky note today. 0110
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025my commandant told me that a sniper keeps shooting the men assigned to the machinegun covering the mairie so i asked how many men he has assigned and he said three so i said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the sniper and his unteroffizer started crying 1161
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Purchased Defeat at Sea recently, covering WW2 from the perspective of the German navy. Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships. 1240
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Cevapcici I got from a Vietnamese and 'Jugoslavian' restaurant yesterday 1190
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The Austrians are in Versailles, the Cossacks are watering their horses in the Siene, and what you want to know is how this email finds me? 0160
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025It took 11 months to the day (primarily due to multiple school related books interceding), but I have FINALLY finished The Power Broker. Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity. 1351
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 01/02/2025We've been on Everon for all of ten seconds 1171
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025this is exactly how it feels to go to the bar and order a beer 1251
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙De Tomaso PanSCAREa @griffonatrix.bsky.social · 04/12/2024AT THE DRAFT OFFICE IN 2063 Draft Officer: So, is there anything that would preclude you from service in the US Army? Me: I'm too gay to serve. I can't stop sucking dick. I'm transgender. Draft Officer: [Stamps MECH PILOT on my form] 171891521
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr... 934811302
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 09/12/2024This assassination is a clear case of class warfare. A rich, out of touch Ivy Leaguer gunned down a hard working Midwestern public school alumni. 319315
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Napoleon, December 3, 1812 235143653
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙Graham J. @grahamj.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Sent me down a rabbit hole and found this very cool look at the "universal greeblie" ken-mcconnell.com/2017/01/05/i... 1163
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 01/12/2024100 years ago, you walked into the drug store with a list of items & the shopkeeper picked and packaged them for you. Now, we have to walk to each item's display and wait for the shopkeeper to unlock it for us. Efficiency! 0261
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Unnecessarily transferring from the Red to the Brown line at Belmont just to feel something (more sunlight). 2210
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙making art @marigoldmagic.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i regularly read upsetting personnel files and the sexual harassment in the Mayor's office in Chicago is absolutely disgusting "It makes me deeply uncomfortable that [Ronnie Reese] takes my picture ID with him to the bathroom." 26315
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The comedy/novelty music scene has really taken a dive since the 1960s. Allan Shermans 'My Son, The Nut' in 1963 was the last comedy album to hit #1 until Weird Al's 'Mandatory Fun' came out in 2014. 070
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 23/11/2024One of many little villages in my current SimCity 4 region. 1181
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I think a good Star Wars fic idea would be a Pentagon Wars-style comedy about the development of the AT-AT from its predecessor, the AT-TE. 1140
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Kevin Warsh for treasury reminds me of this gem from when he was nominated for the Federal Reserve by noted genius George W Bush 1181
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Taking out all the day's frustrations on pl_upward. 2200
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The elevated platform was dusted with snow this morning! 1360
Reposted by Jaketropolis 🏙Mattie Electric Air Line @mrbtx.bsky.social · 21/11/2024what a PHOTOflickr.comVerrazzano-Narrows BridgeShip passing under cables. September 25, 1963 Credit: Paul Rubenstein for Lenox Studios 38412
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Referred a college classmate to my employer. The first link in my future web of patronage... 0140
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024First tiny flecks of sorta-snow coming down tonight in Chicago 0140
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024going for a total rebrand. face and everything 4280
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Please let me know if we are mutuals on Twitter so I can follow you here 💪 13300
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023The more things change, the more they stay the same 070
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023this little drain is the only thing standing between a dry apartment and a flooded apartment 2190
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023couldnt afford chicago nascar tickets so im just gonna watch the opening to cars 2006 and itll be pretty much the same thing 1120
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I really want to start a new London-inspired Cities Skylines build but I know full well if I leave my current build then it'll break and be over forever. Decisions... 260
Jaketropolis 🏙 @jaketropolis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023my kingdom for an a-train game with proper block signals 140
