Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 6hFinished Control Resonant last night. Man, do those Finns know how to break a heart. Had to take a minute after defeating the Unknown Resonant Being. 040
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 7hMy man looks like he thinks mayonnaise is too spicy a condiment for sandwiches. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Path of Grandpa Simpson youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ?...youtu.beThe Simpsons - I Used To Be With It (Abe Simpson Rant)YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Strikes me as the same sorts who ask things like “When did Star Trek get political?” (1966) “When did Star Wars get political?” (1977) “When did Rage Against the Machine go woke?” (1991) Buncha tourists, if’n you ask me. 1171
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Playing Palladium Games TMNT & Other Strangeness, I named a character I barely remember Vernon after him. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Theres a reason for the cliche “An army marches on its stomach.” Also, history kind of shows that the army full of elite warrior society types usually loses to the army full of farmers, teachers and the like who would rather be anywhere else but fighting a war. 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And here I thought you were gonna go for another “moon is a big egg” joke. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It was the kind of movie that did not hold its source material in contempt, while also understanding exactly what kind of movie it is. I really enjoyed it. 130
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Personally, I used Aprilskin carotene products, but end result is the same. 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I backed it yesterday. I’ve yet to be disappointed by a Restoration game. 030
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There never was, and never will be, an Attract Mode that hit as hard as Dragon’s Lair. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Indeed. I can only imagine how rough/annoying/scary it is. 110
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you see that guy get in the bus, you quickly look out the window, turn your headphones up, and think as hard as you can “please don’t sit next to me” as a mantra. 50/50 chance he’s gonna sit next to you, even if there’s open seats. 140
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ll give you a pass on that one. A proper bastard draws a distinction bastard (technical) and bastard (colloquial) 090
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What are you talking about? Cop guns just aim and go off on their own when they feel threatened. 080
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This looks like a picture that nurses would use to identity someone trying to pass a kidney stone. 060
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Soon as I heard, saw ol’ Chief Bob Day on the news crying about it I said, “five bucks says it was the cops who shot their own dog.” 3281
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hell, I’m glad weebs have gotten to a place where they will put decals of big tiddy anime girls on their cars with no sense of shame, kinda. That part is weird. But the fact that almost everyone plays so kind of video game? Awesome. Playing in your first D&D campaign? Welcome to the club. 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m old enough to remember when we still called it Japanimation. When owning a Nintendo or Sega Genesis was was enough to brand you a social pariah for your entire time in high school. God forbid someone spot your PHB in your bag. Know what I never did? Made it everyone else’s problem. 180
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a person raised by a single mom, 100% this. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really goes to show that there is something to the notion the Ivy League Lawyer elite is just kind of a conveyor belt for well connected failsons to get government jobs. 030
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I particularly like Jack Smith’s aside glance, you can read “Oh man, this fuckin’ Guy” in that brief smile. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just did the haunted karaoke machine the other day. I love how weird they’re willing to get. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean, if you’re in the NW past of our state at some point you’ve probably taken a school field trip to Tillamook Dairy. It’s always fun to see other people get so passionate about it though. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is all very true. But have you considered the counterpoint that superstitious nonsense make primitive ape brain feel good? 090
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re a city kid, like I was, and have no interest in hunting, also like me, you don’t realize how big those things are until you actually see one. Then you realize how bad they can slice up your sweetbread. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You’re thinking of Tony Stark’s lesser known cousin Tony Starch, The Ironing Man. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well, you see, if you ever change the type of missile or other weapon load out on your current jet you’re actually pushing trans ideology. God only intended certain weapons for certain planes. Haven’t you ever read the bible? 030
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Things like that are why I love Remedy games, warts and all. They always swing for the fences. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me, maybe not quite as strong: laying my unsheathed kukri blade on the table and keeping unblinking eye contact through the entire interview. 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Endor Ecological Collapse: Studies of the New Republic Cover Up and the Ewok Diaspora Post Battle of Endor. 070
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For me, Alpha Protocol comes to mind. Almost the quintessential early Obsidian game. Deeply ambitious, good story, but hey, in our big spy game the stealth skill just isn’t going to work. At all. No matter what you sink into it. It’s also what I want another installment of, something fierce. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At RCCC one year I was at a panel with @kellysue.bsky.social and her take on that phrase was, iirc, “There’s a reason why that from something called advice for a young poet” and then advocated for what you say here. Expand your knowledge base, we have access to more information then ever before. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Umm, I really dig my dice spire lamp that arrived last week. 150
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey now, I don’t accept that kind of self deprecating humor from someone who took a character I like (Poison Ivy) and exploring her character with refreshing nuance, and taking a character I don’t generally care for (Black Cat) and making her compelling and fun. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comMother Of God Super Troopers Meme ReactionAlt: Mother Of God Super Troopers Meme Reaction 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am from Portland, the bumper stickers say I’m supposed to stay that way. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That list bit is a fine line to maintain, I feel. When you get a full on “Push the product, get it in their hand” it’s, for me at least, almost more discouraging than the one who ignores your existence. Nice to see there’s still shops thriving out there. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me, I’ve loved every Remedy game I’ve played, even Quantum Break and Alan Wake 1. Why? Even when their gameplay mechanics don’t quite come together, they always swing for the fences. Both in what they try for game play and in what they try for stories. 031
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Indeed. In the original Max Payne you’d come across TVs playing some weird show, the still on the televisions (it was the early aughts) was the Red Room from Twin Peaks. They wear their love of David Lynch on their sleeves. As one should. 0410
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I remember taking a Celtic Mythology class, and the prof saying the felt the Celts had some of the best warriors of all time. I wanted to counter “what about the Romans?” But stopped myself. Rome’s strengths were its logistics capabilities, and having soldiers over warriors. 070
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My man looks like he just cut a fart in the elevator and is trying to figure out which intern to pin it on. 000