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Jake the Quick

@jakethequick.bsky.social
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He/Him I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.

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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Umm, I really dig my dice spire lamp that arrived last week.
A lamp made made in the shape of a stack of dice, next to a Lego Trevi Fountain set.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Smoke King hopes it gets better.
The Smoke King laying in resplendent glory.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99 talking about Aurelio from Star Wars: Zero Company. 

“I’ve only had Aurelio for half a mission, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
From the movie Clue

Mrs White: he had threatened to kill me in public.
Ms Scarlett: Why would he threaten to kill you in public?
The Butler: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Arcade comes to mind.
The Marvel Villain Arcade. A young man with red hair and a whistle three piece suit.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The response of most of them is something along the line of
A Sister of Battle saying “But that’s heresy”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Clammy Sam’s response?
A Sister of Battle declaring “But that’s heresy”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Me too. Here’s an Aboleth I tried to make look like a koi fish.
An Aboleth miniature painted to look like a koi fish. An Aboleth miniature painted to look like a koi fish.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
An image of a person swinging a different person at a third person with the caption “I’ll beat a motherfucker…with another motherfucker.”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
King Smoke also approves.
A grey cat sitting in a box.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Four pictures of toilet paper on a hanger. Picture 1: fold over the roll with the caption “The righteous son”
Picture 2: fold under the roll with the caption “The simple son”
Picture 3: roll set atop the hanger with the caption “The son who does not ask”
Picture 4: an empty roll on the hanger with the caption “The wicked son”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The first RPG, in 7th grade, was Star Frontiers, TSR’s sci-fi game. I was a Jehovah’s Witness so wasn’t allowed to play D&D. The first game I owned and ran was Palladium Games Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles RPG cover.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
All the above. Justice League Unlimited animated series is what really i Rosie’s me to her. Your BoP run made her one of favorite characters. I also dig that she’s inspired an unconnected legacy hero in Red Canary.
Black Canary and Red Canary share a moment.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I like you Stuart You aren’t like the other people here At the trailer park
The Pope singing something. Often being set to lyrics from popular songs.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A sign that reads “Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Always a solid choice. Especially according the The Chart.
A chart summarizing the plots of the various Final Fantasy Games with sarcastic one liners.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I was a Jehovah’s Witness as a kid so wasn’t allowed to play D&D. This was what I cut my teeth on.
The Cover art for TTRPG Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Stangeness. Showing the four turtles Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello. Also their primary antagonistThe Shredder, as well as mentor Master Splinter and ally Casey Jones.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is Sciel erasure.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Gotta go with The Baroness from GI Joe. Young me didn’t understand why she made me feel things, but she definitely did.
An image of The Baroness character from the 80’s GI Joe cartoon.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I realize memes are what they are, but I feel like this sums it up pretty well.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
That one is good, rivals this one for my favorite
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy
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