Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My man looks like he just cut a fart in the elevator and is trying to figure out which intern to pin it on. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.static.klipy.comThe Crow SilhouetteAlt: The Crow Silhouette 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?static.klipy.comThe Crow: Is That Gasoline I Smell?Alt: The Crow: Is That Gasoline I Smell? 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Geez, @gailsimone.bsky.social Way to make a guy cry at work With a Supergirl/Mary Marvel story. 050
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally? 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.media.tenor.comsmokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules .ALT: smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules . 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you’re an object don’t ever cross me. I proved it to your CD. I proved and your window and your record player and your lawn mower. And if need be I’ll prove to anything else you own. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Trump is gonna name himself Megapope of the International Church & Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices. 000
Reposted by Jake the QuickSycamore @sycamoretea.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I... Mighta given myself a forehead bruise with that palm forehead. Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦♀️ 0713
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Waiting for @knowledgefight.bsky.social to start at The Aladdin Theater. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025You’ve been kidnapped. The characters the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?media.tenor.coma cartoon character with horns is kneeling on the floorAlt: a cartoon character with horns is kneeling on the floor 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I want to contribute to the pie discourse. People don’t actually like pumpkin pie, they like vanilla, clove, and allspice. The flavorless gourd mush is just a convenient delivery system. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I am Charlie Brown’s complete lack of surprise. 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I like you Stuart You aren’t like the other people here At the trailer park 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died. He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp. We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 25/06/2025What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard looks angryAlt: a man with long hair and a beard looks confused 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right? 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise. When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price. And they shall anoint him Megapope. 010
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 19/03/2025gofund.me/2ab40009 My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.gofund.meDonate to Give Creeper a chance to thrive!, organized by Melody YsasagaMeet Creeper Ysasaga. He has just joined our family in the last month and is REALLY fi… Melody Ysasaga needs your support for Give Creeper a chance to thrive! 142
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 02/02/2025On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah. 100
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 12/12/2024So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank? Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up. 000
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/06/2023Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy 020
Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 13/06/2023So far, after a couple hours here, the hard part is figuring out which comics folk I followed from the other joint are all ready here. 280