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Jake the Quick

@jakethequick.bsky.social
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He/Him I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.

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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like he just cut a fart in the elevator and is trying to figure out which intern to pin it on.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Nineteen Inch Nails
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
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The Crow Silhouette
Alt: The Crow Silhouette
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
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The Crow: Is That Gasoline I Smell?
Alt: The Crow: Is That Gasoline I Smell?
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Geez, @gailsimone.bsky.social Way to make a guy cry at work With a Supergirl/Mary Marvel story.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
An image of a person swinging a different person at a third person with the caption “I’ll beat a motherfucker…with another motherfucker.”
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules .
ALT: smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules .
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you’re an object don’t ever cross me. I proved it to your CD. I proved and your window and your record player and your lawn mower. And if need be I’ll prove to anything else you own.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump is gonna name himself Megapope of the International Church & Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices.
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Sycamore @sycamoretea.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I... Mighta given myself a forehead bruise with that palm forehead. Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦‍♀️
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Waiting for @knowledgefight.bsky.social to start at The Aladdin Theater.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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a cartoon character with horns is kneeling on the floor
Alt: a cartoon character with horns is kneeling on the floor
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I want to contribute to the pie discourse. People don’t actually like pumpkin pie, they like vanilla, clove, and allspice. The flavorless gourd mush is just a convenient delivery system.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I am Charlie Brown’s complete lack of surprise.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I like you Stuart You aren’t like the other people here At the trailer park
The Pope singing something. Often being set to lyrics from popular songs.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died. He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp. We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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a man with long hair and a beard looks angry
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard looks confused
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right?
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise. When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price. And they shall anoint him Megapope.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
gofund.me/2ab40009 My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
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Donate to Give Creeper a chance to thrive!, organized by Melody Ysasaga
Meet Creeper Ysasaga. He has just joined our family in the last month and is REALLY fi… Melody Ysasaga needs your support for Give Creeper a chance to thrive!
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank? Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Yay for post surgery drugs!
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy
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Jake the Quick @jakethequick.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
So far, after a couple hours here, the hard part is figuring out which comics folk I followed from the other joint are all ready here.
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