Reposted by JakerpKey!💜 @thatuserkai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Im getting surgery in january + just had to spend $200 on my car so if anyone needs a c0mmission Wink wink nudge nudge.. 0148
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026left channel of my bose headphones are crackling this is my 9/11 120
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026seated for re moviestatic.klipy.comResident EvilALT: Resident Evil 121
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026hate when im scrolling bsky in public and that ONE follower rts suggestive or nsfw art like bro. this is the safe public app 071
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i will maybe(?) go to riptide next year. or not. depends on how things go for me 010
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026been mostly staying to myself online lately and i feel pretty good actually. ive been enjoying spending time on my irl life at the moment more than worrying about trying to be social online. it's pretty nice 140
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026new kirby is awesome ofc but i am skeptical of the open world stuff i wouldve preferred another linear 3d game like forgotten land but i still have more faith in hal than 99% of game companies ever 230
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026what does the fox say is one of the few songs i would put in “caused 9/11” tier 030
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026people who unironically type in sentence case with proper punctuation online freak me out a little 260
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026-other backlines besides liter are worse -52 got slap on the wrist -tri buff -cblast is better ggs bro✌️ 1182
Reposted by JakerpMike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google. 2223312135
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026why is this tree everywhere i do not understand this joke 250
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026something just hit me about why i havent played much of the switch 2’s exclusive library. most of them feel like this 3130
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026how does one get more upgrade points after reaching level 50 100
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026uber subjective gadget tier list based off what i personally like using 350
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026raiders at survivalist on spicy raids is nothing short of thrilling. those bosses are something else 1100
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026am i going insane or does salty tongue’s attack sound exactly like this 051
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026beat the first major boss in raiders and am now going to seep. game's fun! seems perfectly suited for the procon and its customizable grips for using the gadgets, still havent got a clue what the story will entail 010
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026im not even gonna lie, weps like explo and squiffer getting fully customizable versions of those weps to be freely used in a multi-hour campaign in a pve sr-esque setting is far more of a win for fans of those weps than them getting even their best possible third kit in splatoon 3 241
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026plot twist: i wrote the two star review of splatoon raiders for the guardian 130
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026odyssey was good but i didnt see mario or cappy a single time. what was up with that??? 230
Reposted by JakerpNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Jerk your worthless penis to the beat! Rhythm Heaven Groove releases on the Nintendo Switch family of systems tomorrow. Are you excited? 2328221110
Reposted by JakerpKinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reposting because of the sony news 63217888842
Reposted by Jakerpeeri stripes 👻 🐦🕷️ 🏹 @eeri-stripes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026the pinnacle of salmonid evolution 04419
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026THEYRE CALLED THE DINER DUALIES BC THEYRE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD BOTTLES I AM DECEASED 1100
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026remembered that the raiders direct is in three days and i woke up in a cold sweat 170
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026just did today’s wordlestatic.klipy.comEuphoria Wait Is This Fucking Play About UsALT: Euphoria Wait Is This Fucking Play About Us 000
Reposted by JakerpBluVapour @bluvapour.bsky.social · 18/06/2026THERE IS NO SHOT THAT A COMPETITIVE PLAYER LIKE RISU TRIED TO MAKE THIS SHIT INTO A CASUAL/COMPETITIVE DIVIDE. ARE WE INTENTIONALLY BEING STUPID OR ARE COMP PLAYERS ACTUALLY THIS BRAINDEAD FOR ANYTHING THAT'S NOT PLAYING THE GAME 4264
Reposted by JakerpJulian³ @sblast91.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Don't sacrifice your own morals for the delusional hope that a big streamer playing the game once will make the scene bigger that's all I'll say on the matter 1465
Reposted by JakerpVulpixie 🦊⛩️ @vulpixie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Yesterday, my mother & stepfather lost their farm home & everything in it in a devastating fire. I have set up a GoFundMe to help support them as much as I can. Even if you can't donate, please share this story! Thank you💜 gofund.me/4ef3a74cb 2815061325
Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026wow i did not expect the devs to actually do something. good job devs 020
