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Jakerp

@jakerpguy.bsky.social
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 12h
youtube recommended loooooves calling me out
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how itll feel to enter the official sonic discord server
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Lukas Nelson And Promise Of The Real: Mask On
ALT: Lukas Nelson And Promise Of The Real: Mask On
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just saw a protest sign that says abortion is a daily 9/11(???)
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
any time i have to go to the grocery store to stock up on my favorite foods i feel like my cart is a giant neon sign pointing to me that says “FATASS”
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Key!💜 @thatuserkai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im getting surgery in january + just had to spend $200 on my car so if anyone needs a c0mmission Wink wink nudge nudge..
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
left channel of my bose headphones are crackling this is my 9/11
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this guy fucking sucks at resident evil
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
seated for re movie
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Resident Evil
ALT: Resident Evil
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i utterly despise that bottomless has an end at all. makes it so in order to truly complete EVERYTHING youre basically required to funnel into a speed tank playstyle and that sucks
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
true!
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Neco-Tan - LowPoly #EnVTuber @tannerofthenorth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hate when im scrolling bsky in public and that ONE follower rts suggestive or nsfw art like bro. this is the safe public app
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i need to find new communities to be a part of
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i will maybe(?) go to riptide next year. or not. depends on how things go for me
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🫶
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
been mostly staying to myself online lately and i feel pretty good actually. ive been enjoying spending time on my irl life at the moment more than worrying about trying to be social online. it's pretty nice
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
good to know ill see if i can find you
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i think i just have open world fatigue and kirby is kinda late to the party when the series didnt *need* to go open world at all i suppose
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new kirby is awesome ofc but i am skeptical of the open world stuff i wouldve preferred another linear 3d game like forgotten land but i still have more faith in hal than 99% of game companies ever
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wow nintendo really hired that man
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what does the fox say is one of the few songs i would put in “caused 9/11” tier
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
mario luigi wario waluigi wawario and wawaluigi
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
time is a flat circle😭
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you like dust? you like trust?
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
WHAT DID YOU DO
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
wellstring?
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
and vac..
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i dont like that they possibly created a new problem to try to deal with an entirely different problem seems like the nintendo way though!
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
that zooka speed is scary
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
people who unironically type in sentence case with proper punctuation online freak me out a little
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
-other backlines besides liter are worse -52 got slap on the wrist -tri buff -cblast is better ggs bro✌️
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"oh so the patch notes DID come out" -my dumbass
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it wont
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
52 is going to get +10 points for special and thats it
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
am i going insane
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CALICO :D
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.
(3) COVERED PLATFORM.— The term "covered platform" -
(A) means an entity -
(i) that is an interactive computer service;
(ii) that-
(I) is engaged in interstate or foreign commerce;
or
(Il) purposefully avails itself of the United States
market or a portion thereof; and
(iïi) for which it is in the regular course of the trade or
business of the entity to create, host, or make available content that meets the definition of harmful to minors under paragraph (4) and that is provided by the entity, a user, or other intration conten provider, with
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
why did this take 14 months
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i figured but i didnt want to jump to conclusions
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
why is this tree everywhere i do not understand this joke
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
they WOULD do this
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
completely neglected mario kart world and its 24 players. i like these games but they rely too much on excess to have much personal longevity for me
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/jake...
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
*air riders
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
a lot of these games feel like switch 1 games with a bunch of overstimulating stuff added to make it work on a better console. not saying that’s a bad thing ofc, but splatoon raiders, air raiders, and maybe even bananza are like this. it’s an interesting route to take that i need to get used to
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
something just hit me about why i havent played much of the switch 2’s exclusive library. most of them feel like this
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
did you know? splatoon takes place in north dakota
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Jakerp @jakerpguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
absolutely
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