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Jake Halloran

@jakehalloran.bsky.social
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Still a giant dork/computer engineer.

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i regret and/or am happy to inform everyone that the most batshit tv show of all time, Lioness, premiered a new season today lol
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this is unfortunately the wrong way to solve this issue the correct issue is firing half of staff and converting their salary into token budget
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
War on the rocks guy fighting with all of maga is a great spectator sport All of you have fun torching each other please
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The only concern I have with a congressional candidate who wants to back Ukraine to the hilt, defend Taiwan, and impose costs on Israel for gross civilian harm is how much money I can donate to them. You fucking losers.
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
its weird how many american brainworms are in this video without the song being little dark age.
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the singularity is near
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
AI *will* be a drop in replacement for 99% of all human labor within 10 years and 99% of computer jobs within 5. this is happening. it will not be stopped. pretending its not happening is not a viable plan despite this sites desires.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"Is 53 greater or less than 47" quickly becoming the defining political question of our time
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fetterman sucks incredible amounts of ass but he did not say this today, you all are reposting a quote from last week
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If people are wondering how the hegseth story is going over tulsi gabbard just followed the guy who posted these lmao
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
its so fun that saying the outwardly true statement - josh shapiro had nothing to do with the death of sarah greenburg or any coverup of her death - makes the left go pizzagate insane
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yeah okay they had 15 for this if this is what they have on the actual vote, it was over from the start
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
dhs recruitment officer who has to try to get americas finest neo nazis to run 2 miles and pass suitability and security vetting has to be the worlds worst job
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
By far the most Jamescore media in a while @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social
Caroline polachek music for a hideo Kojima game
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
🫡
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
According to NYT tulsi has been playing national guard weekend warrior even while sitting as DNI and the IC was figuring out Israeli war plans lol
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
its indopacover
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Live INDOPACOM reaction:
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i played football with future nflers in high school and its so funny to me when people think their kids are gonna go pro because of that. it was very obvious who had the sauce in the first 3 seconds you saw someone that said i did tackle james conner, so you know, it wasnt all bad
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
this is definitely canada right lmao
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Andor is so good just because it treats the world as real. ISB ground branch goes hard as hell
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
his parents? nobodies. his grandparents? wellllllll one of them was darth plagueis the wise
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
well everything is stupid but mcconell voting against the cheese is funny as hell
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The “reciprocal” rates literally just being max(trade_deficit,10%) is the dumbest thing in American history
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
terrorism and political assassination both work insanely well. this is not great
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
the dumbest thing about jd vance is that i strongly suspect he is happy to be minister in charge of zoo racism. him and stephen miller probably fought over who would get the job
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
they have to do a stupid musk investigation because normal spillage investigators would recommend hegseth be charged and lots of other people fired lol
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Narrator: 20 hours later literally exactly this happened lol
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
DeJoy's arc from Resistance Enemy No. 1 to Biden's Strongest Soldier to actually resigning in protest is...fucking wild, man
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Chat is it good when a quarter of my feed is angleton memes and we aren’t even 3 months in yet?
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 24/03/2025
Signal's a great app to keep your communications secure, but make sure you know the identities of the users in your group chats. Our SSD guide on how to use Signal includes guidance on managing your group chat preferences.
ssd.eff.org
How to: Use Signal
Download location: Google Play Store, Apple App Store System requirements: Android 5 or later, iOS 13 or later Version used in this guide: Android: 7.0. iPhone: 7.0 License: GPLv3 Level: Beginner Time...
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
👊🇺🇸🔥 great drone strike bro
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
brb chat, adding hegseth to signal groups under random names until he burns something funny
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
oh hell yeah, thats the good stuff lmao www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
theatlantic.com
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You will eat at the plane deployable Burger King Citizen
burger king deployed by plane
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I would not want to be the guy at doj who has to argue that briefing the former chair of the fisa court on a public flight is a risk to national security lmao
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
profound mistake by DOD to not call the Infantry Squad Vehicle the Warthog
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 06/03/2025
Posting this without realizing what they have done is direct evidence that Europeans lack the depth of knowledge about the Internet and its culture to have any business trying to regulate it.
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I agree with this thread overall but I am in fact doing exactly this with Claude code and it’s been greatly net beneficial. Low hanging fruit for a week of use but yeah, it works
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Okay if they’ve lost Chris Murphy how is Schumer finding 7 votes for a continuing resolution lol
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
increasingly of the opinion that newsom 2028 has life not because it should (we shouldnt be nominating a Californian) but because by the time we get to 2028 he will be on stage calling for the execution of republicans and thats more or less where it looks like the base will be
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I would simply not fire the cjcs for being black and the cno for being a woman but that’s just me
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Imagine thinking that Trump wants less media coverage
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
in fairness to DOGE they just are visualizing data from OPM fedscoop which does for some fucking reason have NRO numbers public lol
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Declaring NNSA to not have a national security function is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I literally don’t think you could invent a policy stupider than this if you opened a think tank to come up with the stupidest policy possible
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Lots of you functionally do not understand how any of this works and are making slop tier arguments in favor of the whale against nvidia and OpenAI because it confirms your priors to do so.
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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A modest proposal: nuke Missouri
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
We cannot ban League of Legends under any circumstances because Riot Games has spent 15 years running an SCP level containment project for the most toxic people to ever touch a keyboard Banning League and unleashing those people on the internet would be like introducing wild hogs to the Galapagos
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