Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 03/10/2026eh hand wave - hes definitely an engineer and a pretty decent one and one of the greatest engineering managers of all time hes just also insane, its a different problem set than if he was utterly clueless instead of just derranged about random things and the best at others 100 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it does kinda go hard tho to make a trillion dollars off the worlds first space W band comms system while also not understanding the radio bands lol 1201 20
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026someone needs to make him sit in front of an atmospheric absorption chart and just tap it repeatedly until he understands lol 1140 14
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026poor case keenum is 38 and jsut wanted to be caleb's headset guy and clipboard holder before retiring but instead is going to be brutally executed by jalen carter on live primetime tv lol 011 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/09/2026to be clear bryan (the op) is not this - hes a singaporean making fun of britishisms angela though... yeah 100 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the cut to cam heyward is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i made ~small~ amounts of money with nvidia and then in summer 2022 in a convo with openai employees in the replies to nearcyan talked myself into thinking the nvidia growth was priced in at that point and sold lmfao 062 6
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026whether dems should actually accept this trade - man idk - but its pretty likely to happen i suspect 040 4
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 04/09/2026chris lehane is going to ritually sacrifice greg brockman for dems live on tv in exchange for protecting the company overall and im fairly certain brockman doesnt have any clue its coming lol 171 7
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the trajectory always goes bad math vs chad CoT "oh thats wrong" 070 7
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i wonder if he has thought about what it will look like to drag everyone to a nothing meeting while actively losing a war against a non peer opponent i encourage him to see this idea through immediately 010 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 16/08/2026pangram works extremely well every other detector is fake. anyone showing you a screenshot of anything but pangram is lying to you for some purpose 010 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/08/2026That’s not to say he deserved to be bullied to death - he obviously didn’t But there’s no way where his set of actions wouldn’t be international news. It’s a huge part of why it was bad for him to do, he was always going to be caught and getting caught was always going to have a big effect 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I mean it definitely did that’s the cost of falsely taking such a prominent role in society 100 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026yeah people confused themselves between shedeur being the best of the browns options last year and shedeur being good hes not good hes down right terrible its just that their other options were the worst few nfl qbs to ever start lol 070 7
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 12/08/2026id be shocked if it was less than 15%, that state LOVES them some klobuchar for better or for worse lol 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s never happened but it’s also not worth arguing about since they don’t understand the difference in meaning in the US’s One China Policy vs the PRC’s 040 4
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yes the United States is treaty allies with most of the non Chinese pacific states. Good for us. That doesn’t give China the right to invade 150 5
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i speak chinese man lol they say it *all the time* its not even a secret 050 5
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026no they expressly state they will use force they wont use force as option 1, they very much intend to use force when option 1 fails however (and it will fail because taiwan doesnt want unification) 010 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026>And China really doesn’t want any wars china repeatedly and openly says they want this exact war man what are you talking about 050 5
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026>we would have seen some indication of that before now. they have openly, and repeatedly stated that they intend to pursue the use of force against taiwan and its allies for the purposes of reunification 030 3
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the united states was never and is never going to be the one to start the war against china. that was always going to be china and its *more* likely now - not less 11862 86
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i regret and/or am happy to inform everyone that the most batshit tv show of all time, Lioness, premiered a new season today lol 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 28/07/2026downside: its lindsey upside: thats at least like 90% less racist than any other base name pete would approve 0280 28
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 23/07/2026the enemy will not be actively stupid for our benefit when there’s so many potential valuable targets vs yes they will 0150 15
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 07/07/2026jiras george is an australian project management outlier and should not be counted 080 8
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I mean the first challenge is going to be “find a leftist who didn’t make excuses for Platner” There’s like 6 in the entire country 211 2
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They will have to do it again in 2 years - memory is going up much more 010 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026make the deep state "the president isnt briefed about aliens" shit real 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 19/06/2026yes it wouldnt have been legal to do but the staffers here missed the chance of responding to him going "do i have TS" with "no sir, just secret for now" and then just not given him access to anything for the 3 days he has the job lol 100 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i wont really stand for the dutch criticizing American food since they basically eat the same stuff but blander or covered in sprinkles 060 6
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14/06/2026torn between this idea and these guys are dumb and Californian SEIU leadership is also dumb and it might have worked anyway lol 020 2
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 09/06/2026cancel sentinel drones can icbm nuke so much budget saved! 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 07/06/2026if the first knicks loss in 2 months is with him in attendance USSS will need to hire snake plisken to get him home 1181 18
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 06/06/2026nah steyer just isnt hitting his nubmers anywhere but LA and the Bay in the mail 110 1
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 06/06/2026this was largely driven by underestimates of the mail ballots outstanding after day 1 (because it was way more than usual) theres enough info on both races now to be pretty confident (pratt and steyer both lose) though neither is callable for sure 180 8
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/06/2026the nato bit is always funny because while russia clearly isnt happy about it - its not remotely what they themselves claim was the casus belli like putin literally will tell anyone who asks that they dont consider ukraine a real country and werent expecting nato expansion imminently lol 1120 12
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/06/2026yes hes a rich egyptian immigrant who grew up in Cairo then Minnesota before moving to the city after grad school to work at nyt lol 1181 18
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 05/06/2026plus building on your deterrence point from earlier a lot of them are just mentally conditioned to think that dems will yell but not do much action while trump might literally just kill their company on a whim even if its not legal 0151 15
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 03/06/2026approved sipr locations: pete hegseth's signal like a million remote workers the newly consecrated press office scif 040 4
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026graham platner go on caleb hammer and be mocked for fake disability and fake job challenge 020 2
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026this is unfortunately the wrong way to solve this issue the correct issue is firing half of staff and converting their salary into token budget 000 0
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026they dont have to, hes a senate confirmed officer of an independent agency technically he cant serve for more than 300 days with the title "Acting" but otherwise congress would have to impeach him 120 2
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026it will literally be the least popular thing she has ever done in a long and very unstoried career and she has no idea lmao 020 2
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026on the upside here if the spurs win (and theres like a 70% chance they do) i dont think gillibrand has remotely the slightest clue how ready to burn her at the stake for wearing a wemby jersey nyc will be lmao 120 2
Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026this is mayyyyyyyyyyybe a thing in general but for google? no lol ssergey brin and larry page and sundar pichai are many not great things but they are VERY smart. like very very very smart 250 5
