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Jake Barnett

@jakebarnett.bsky.social
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IT Security by day, Hobbies include Bowling, Target Shooting, Tech, Video Games, and Pro Sports You can hear me rambling about Pro Wrestling over at ProWrestling.net

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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 1h
There are a number of obituaries I'm looking forward to.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 2h
Lions defense:
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Security Guard Confrontation
Alt: Security Guard barely performs pat down
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 6h
YOLO Allen haters:
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Patrick Star Super Saiyan Transformation
Alt: Patrick Star Super Saiyan Transformation
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 8h
Lions Fans:
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
ALT: First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rihanna Working Hard at the Office
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans control the election board, both legislative bodies, the Governorship and the Secretary of State's office. Who exactly are they blaming for all of these "flaws" and "vulnerabilities" in Georgia's election system? This just seems like pretense for Trump to declare a phony emergency.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess add the 8th to the list of amendments to the Constitution Republicans don't feel the need to uphold.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"That's a good as money, sir. Those are IOU's."
Jim Carrey holding an IOU in Dumb and Dumber
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope this works out. It would be a shame for another St. Paul institution to disappear along with the blue collar jobs.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RFK Jr. recommends grinding up whatever you can trap in your backyard
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 27/09/2026
Fewest women I've ever seen in a single event space, and I cover comic conventions for a living.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who use the word psyop are always insisting whatever comes after it is not a delusional conspiracy. Funny how that works.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me tell you, I have some thoughts.
Text survey about Donald Trump's approval
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye when he’s not playing terrible teams:
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Will Ospreay is going to do one thing it's vastly overrate how many fucks people give about Assassin's Creed.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's curtains for Zoosha, for sure.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The kids are saying you are old and born in the 1900s if your email has your name in it 😩
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Reaction Shocked
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tankies are going to do their thing.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just send the meteor already
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/09/2026
Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards. The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
OFFICE OF INSPECTOR GENERAL
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Staff also reported that time spent in the small metal enclosures is closely monitored, and
detainees are not locked in, even though we observed locking mechanisms on the enclosures.
Figures 11 and 12. Small Metal Enclosures; Observed January 21, 2026

Underneath is a picture of a metal cage that is 4 feet 3 inches wide by 4 feet 3 inches long, and 7 feet 9 inches high. The cage itself is placed on a tiny spot of fake turf, and then surrounded by another chainlink fence with razor wire on top. The cage is covered by a roof, but it's entirely exposed to the outside otherwise, meaning mosquitos and no air conditioning.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Natalie must have dredged up some really flattering memes from the AI slop trough this morning.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The oil from Venezuela can't refill the reserves. It's not the correct type of oil. The SPR isn't setup to pump out sour crude, and our refineries aren't set up for it either.
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah he's got the juice.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Steve Sarkisian against elite opponents:
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Carwash Infomercial
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For his next trick Mike Johnson will volunteer to be his personal colostomy bag.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The replies to this are why ideologues are forever unserious about winning anything resembling a majority.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"hey you need to check out joe hendry's "i am losing" face at SNME" oh come on it can't be that bad...
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/09/2026
A couple days ago, Mike Johnson mocked Thomas Massie for suggesting House leadership could keep Congress out to avoid the new Epstein Files Transparency Act, calling the idea “stupid” and “nonsensical.” Now he has canceled the final two weeks of September.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They're going to have to order the boxed wine by the pallet if she takes over as Press Secretary.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
maria barta no mo
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Maria Bartiromo Out at Fox News, Fox Business
Maria Bartiromo Out at Fox News, Fox Business
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Absolutely yes.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What a historically embarrassing failure.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"as worse as possible" and "markwayne" are doing all the work, babe.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/09/2026
You can tell how much fun it is to work for Bari Weiss by how fast she gets ratted out for her stupid decisions
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 28/08/2026
Jesus Christ: UC Berkeley international students will no longer be allowed to complete internships or co-ops for course credit unless they form an “integral part of an established curriculum,” following repeated threats from ICE. This is going to send shockwaves across SF and Silicon Valley
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 28/08/2026
Tennessee National Guard members assigned to a federal anti-crime task force in Memphis fatally shot an armed 20-year-old man in the back, according to an autopsy report obtained Thursday by The Associated Press, contradicting police accounts that said the man was facing the troops when they fired.
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Autopsy shows Tennessee National Guard fatally shot 20-year-old armed man in the back
An autopsy shows that an armed man killed by the Tennessee National Guard was shot in the back. The report that Tyrin Johnson’s family shared with The Associated Press on Thursday contradicts accounts by law enforcement.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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cleese are you kidding me
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Grim Reaper is hard at work breaking my heart his week.
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'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85
Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.
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Jake Barnett @jakebarnett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Many, this one cuts deep. Dolly was the best of us.
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