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@jakeall.bsky.social
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You say Judas is a brother of mine? / Oh, but sister in our darkness a light shines / and all I ever want to say for the rest of my life / is how that light is G-d

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It is possible I already had some presentiment of my future. The locked and rusted gate that stood before us, with wisps of river fog threading its spikes like the mountain paths, remains in my mind now as the symbol of my exile.
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
someone take this man's phone
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This used to be my local theater in suburban Maryland
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Limiting this to fiction, embracing my #basic nature
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 800th anniversary of St Francis's passing to everyone who celebrated and everyone who doesn't Go yell "peace and all good!" at a Franciscan to earn a special indulgence
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When that gremlin hid in the Christmas tree and attacked the mom
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I stayed true to the bit:
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Basing this solely on albums I was super into as a teenager or in college that left a permanent mark on my personality, for better or for worse
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
siuuuuu
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does hiring a camera crew to film you praying for social media fall under Christ's restrictions on performative public prayer?
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine concelebrating mass with your bud and grabbing a beer afterward, and he says "alright, I'm older so I'll become pope first, and then you can be pope after me"
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(5) mewithoutYou (all), Sufjan "Seven Swans" album, Aldous Harding "Swell Does the Skull", Julien Baker "Rejoice", Nick Cave's "Ghosteen" album (6) A lot of Roerich and some impressionist paintings (7) I had a broken 2am conversation with a pashtun man about war and death and religion that has stuck
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DON'T WORRY GUYS
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's always weird when the better quarterback doesn't win
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All the musicians on Ed Sheeran's tour right now
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I don't speak out about murdered children because I care about children."
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Done! But I will be protesting this rule
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you're an American politician, meeting with Irish people is always an opportunity for cosplay
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some of these people never read the Left Behind series and it shows
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate that I'm almost certainly going to hate watch this
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The scientific name of the Chesapeake Blue Crab is Callinectes sapidus, which means "tasty beautiful swimmer"
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"non-remake"??
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TAKE ME HOOOOOOME COUNTRY ROOOOAAAAD
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
LinkedIn is truly an incredible place
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What an absolute turbo loser
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
His argument is bad but why did nobody tell me that Flock is being run by a high school sophomore?
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If Mamdani drops a Robert Moses video, so many dorks are going to lose their minds
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When you're crunched for time and you need a battery but also need a bulb
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What director has the GUTS to film the sequel?
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Black man driven to suicide by hundreds of articles attacking his life's work and tens of thousands of racist Nazis, politicians and pundits attacking him online for months. Bishop Barron: And this is why we can't have DEI, folks.
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I ever won the lottery I would dedicate myself to my dream project: an annotated version of Moby-Dick do comprehensive that it looks like that NET version of the Bible
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There's one right answer and three other answers I'll accept as being wrong but understandable
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The "..not" makes this so unbelievably funny
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Obsessed with how stupid this graphic is
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mount Rushmore of Tweets
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Reflecting on reaching the 20th anniversary of my career this month
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm not a Film Bro but it's jarring to see Christopher Nolan filming on a wooden boat in the middle of the Mediterranean compared to a Marvel scene being filmed on a soundstage where the walls are all green and the actors are all wearing mo-cap clothes because not even the costumes are real
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
15. I'll always recommend Zadie Smith's funny debut novel "White Teeth". It's a classic for a reason, and even though her subsequent books have been very good and poignant, this book is the epitome of a talented writer who knows that they're talented and isn't afraid to flex and have fun with it.
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
8. This book ruled when I was like 6
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
1. Kahlili Gibran, "The Prophet"
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not even gonna wait for your likes
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