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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Actually my most valuable skill as a librarian is staying normal when patrons ask me if I’ve read any Colleen Hoover

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I think Goodreads’ ads algorithm misunderstands the books I’m reading

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Credit cards are mad fake. What do you mean, I can fly to Japan for free if I eat at Taco Bell 1800 times?

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Pot roast at the British Beer Company in Falmouth, MA. I dream about her.

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This is a Luis Torrens stan account

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Being on vacation is crazy. I’ve been on ten roller coasters today. I bet you haven’t even been on one roller coaster today.

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A mom just asked me on behalf of her son if we have any “books about the Backrooms”

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why does the Fox broadcast keep threatening me with James Corden

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Imagine saying it’s “inexplicable” when he knows full well I chose a team in 2014 based on who had the hottest players

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Ragebaited the teens at the library who are currently experiencing Beatlemania by pretending I didn’t know who the Beatles were (we’ve had numerous conversations about them before)

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sometimes I forget that dads are an actual thing that people have

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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Put husbands on the phone with their dads and they say wild shit like, “That’s incredible basketball IQ, yeah.”

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My coworker is going through my pile of Pride-stickers-too-inappropriate-to-give-teenagers and one-by-one asking me what they mean

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Guys one of my teens has single-handedly invented Beatlemania in the year of our lord 2026. They’re printing out pictures of John and Paul and bought a dress because the label has Liverpool in the name

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Yesterday while they were shaving down my tooth, the dental assistant asked my dentist if she was too young to have watched The Hills.

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

You know when you think your shitty day is almost over, and then your car won’t start

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The dental hygienist asked what music I like and I said I didn’t care so she put on 2000s music and I said “oh that is what I like!” and she nodded and said “I thought so.” #shot

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Walked out to the living room to learn I married a man who will put on Nightcrawler in the 10:00 hour of a peaceful Sunday morning

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

One of the teens said One Direction sucks so I 1) banned her from the library forever 2) gave her a list of songs to listen to

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A SIGNED!!!! hardcover Sweet Ruin at HPB happy birthday to me!!!!!

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Mets are undefeated since we bought a Carvel ice cream cake. Coincidence?? #strongisland

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Today at the library: a kid tried waterfalling Monster and got some in his eye. Allegedly it burned.

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

A teen at the library asked me if I know what Starkid is

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Really wasn’t prepared for the cum play in chapter 94 of Moby Dick

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I now have an informed negative opinion of Wuthering Heights

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I’ve been sick so just dipping my toe into the Olympics - have we honored the 12 year anniversary of the most significant moment in sports?

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Paid a stranger on the internet $40 to make art

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

My phone made a video out of pictures of @tangiblegary.bsky.social and one of our cats and the song on it is We Go Together from Grease and I cried

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I’ve cried twice in my car over Louis Tomlinson this morning, how’s everyone else doing

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Nothing makes library teens more angry than when they ask if I have anything to drink and I say there’s a water fountain

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Have you ever feared that a romance author is setting up a future book with characters who have the same names and you and your mother

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

He just turned to me and asked, “Am I allowed to be in love with dead women? Am I allowed to say ‘awooga Barbara Stanwyck?’” so don’t believe a word of this

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I’m the calmest I’ve ever been

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

“Are you staring at the wall, thinking dreamily about Heated Rivalry?”

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

If I spell your unusually spelled name correctly in an email, you need to spell my unusually spelled name correctly in your response.

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

🚨🚨🚨 A woman at Giant Eagle said Chris and I are a cute couple, I could lift up a car rn 🚨🚨🚨

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

You gotta keep asking your partner to tell you about the early days of your relationship from their perspective, cause Chris just dropped new lore nine years in. This is why we do it

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Got to give myself one of my favorite feelings (an unread Kate Clayborn book) and I am now experiencing one of my least favorite feelings (no unread Kate Clayborn books)

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

The idea of Leonardo DiCaprio knowing what Shut Up and Dance is is just mindboggling to me

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Chris Mello @tangiblegary.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Told my wife I was going to “finally check out 3 Women” and she started crying

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I think @chels725.bsky.social is a cool person and vastly underrated by her peers

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Please, no spoilers, she reads very slowly (she’s just a baby)

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Event of the season for those with the eyes to see it

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Pencils has declared the beginning of cozy girl fall

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

🚨 Had to clean up a used condom in the library study room and I still have 2.5 more hours of work 🚨

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

It’s time for my favorite game: how long can I resist reading the new Kate Clayborn? This game has a winner and a loser and they’re both me, because once I read it, I don’t have a new Kate Clayborn to read.

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