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He literally delivered a self-inflicted injury that forced him to leave halfway through the game after accomplishing nothing just a few hours ago, what are you talking about

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I did really enjoy seeing Spain’s goalkeeper blocking a goal ten seconds after blocking another goal with his face

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why does the Fox broadcast keep threatening me with James Corden

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Imagine saying it’s “inexplicable” when he knows full well I chose a team in 2014 based on who had the hottest players

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

actually you can explain it perfectly and I know you can

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Ragebaited the teens at the library who are currently experiencing Beatlemania by pretending I didn’t know who the Beatles were (we’ve had numerous conversations about them before)

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sometimes I forget that dads are an actual thing that people have

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This is the only context through which understanding sports is accessible to me and I’m SO happy this was vindicated tonight

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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Put husbands on the phone with their dads and they say wild shit like, “That’s incredible basketball IQ, yeah.”

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

oh so you’re not gonna buy the new Manhunter? you’re not gonna talk about the new Manhunter every day until you buy it and put it on your shelf*, never to even take the plastic off? *leave it on the lower shelf of the coffee table

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

“Are these for Juneteenth?”

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Walks over with an eggplant emoji in ace pride colors. “This must have a meaning, you’ll have to tell me the meaning.”

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My coworker is going through my pile of Pride-stickers-too-inappropriate-to-give-teenagers and one-by-one asking me what they mean

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

guy whose wife has been sick all week:

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Guys one of my teens has single-handedly invented Beatlemania in the year of our lord 2026. They’re printing out pictures of John and Paul and bought a dress because the label has Liverpool in the name

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Yesterday while they were shaving down my tooth, the dental assistant asked my dentist if she was too young to have watched The Hills.

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

You know when you think your shitty day is almost over, and then your car won’t start

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The dental hygienist asked what music I like and I said I didn’t care so she put on 2000s music and I said “oh that is what I like!” and she nodded and said “I thought so.” #shot

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Walked out to the living room to learn I married a man who will put on Nightcrawler in the 10:00 hour of a peaceful Sunday morning

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

One of the teens said One Direction sucks so I 1) banned her from the library forever 2) gave her a list of songs to listen to

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I would say your life is a little light on cuckoldry

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

don’t tell anyone but I still get Neil’s Turn stuck in my head at least three times a week

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A SIGNED!!!! hardcover Sweet Ruin at HPB happy birthday to me!!!!!

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It was the plain ice cream cake, since we’re out of NY now, but the original hope was to find a Fudgie the Whale, if intent matters?

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Jaime Poland @jaimepoland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Mets are undefeated since we bought a Carvel ice cream cake. Coincidence?? #strongisland

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