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Jaime Joshi Elder

@jaimejoshielder.bsky.social
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📍West Palm Beach 🤷🏽‍♀️ Writer, publicist, podcaster (@ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social) 💛 @floridamanmurders.bsky.social Superfan #99, @pbinvincibles.bsky.social BlueSky Girl. www.jaimejoshielder.com

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 9h
Thanks for the tip!
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, I don’t love the price point but it has the vertical layout that I like (I tried horizontal but vertical/time blocking just makes more sense in my brain) and I like having a monthly too.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love Florida, dude. Florida just hates me.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21h
That’s what I’ve been looking at but I’ve also heard a lot of good things about the vertical weekly Aura Estelle
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm basically the Jordan of power ballads. You should hear my thoughts on Faithfully by Journey and More Than Words by Extreme.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You goddamn right it does!
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Fuck Me He Cleared It Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves
ALT: Fuck Me He Cleared It Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What A5 planner do you recommend? I’m looking for a weekly layout with room to write. I bought a Hobonichi Cousin last year but I am not a daily planner girl and now, most of it is blank. I’m thinking the Leuchtturm1917 Weekly Planner but if anyone has any recommendations, please let me know!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everything I Do (I Do It For You) by Bryan Adams just came on the radio and you know what? It fucking slaps.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, there is another Publix 1.6 miles from my house but it's smaller and I don't know where anything is and I'm just gonna be cranky old lady about this until the heat death of the universe.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I first found out about the closure, I told my husband: "Did you know our Publix is closing? I'm gonna throw myself in front of the Brightline." So yeah...there is a possibility that I was a wee bit irrational about it.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How annoyed am I about “my” Publix closing? I was quoted in an article about it.
inc.com
Publix Is Closing More Stores in 2026: See Updated List of Doomed Locations
A retail developer explains why starting over can beat renovating, especially when grocers need modern systems, pickup staging, and redesigned access points.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes, I hate the internet and then, something like this happens and I LOVE the internet.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can I grow grapes in South Florida? This is a little $1 golden ivy plant I rescued from Lowe’s! I had him in a bigger pot but with all the rain we were getting, he’s been drowning. It was time for a switch up.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rescued this little guy from the clearance rack at Lowe’s. I hope he grows tall and strong.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You had me at honey crisp apple.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It has the best empanadas in West Palm and God, nothing will save your life like a 4:00am coffee before an early flight
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vincent’s on Dixie in West Palm has the most incredible bread including a jalapeño-cheddar boule and a French onion boule. Perfect for Soup Mode.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact that I have to sign up for an EA account so my kid can play a soccer video game is super bullshit. I didn’t need a fucking email address to play Zelda and my kid doesn’t need one to play video game soccer. #Enshittification
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To the woman walking to Havana this morning wearing an Arsenal Champions 26 jersey - I LOVE YOU
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@msmambo.bsky.social - I figured you would want to see this
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire. Has anyone considered the possibility that Metallica is actually a coven?
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My guy, if you know a guy who can turn this hair into braids? GIVE HIM MY NUMBER!
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kid told me he wants braids like Saka. Kid's half Indian and half white. I don't think that's in the cards but I love that he loves Saka so much, he wants to look like him.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TEQUESTA'd
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Mike @mikelovesbeer.com · 28/09/2026
Another Monday morning of hitting that "Seems Like AI Slop" button on LinkedIn. I know that it doesn't do a whole lot in the scheme of things, especially since LinkedIn bred a lot of that bullshit to begin with, but it makes me smile and makes Mondays feel a tad bit better. Do what you love.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uh, sir. That’s actually a very important meeting with the couch.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Plan for today / hang out with this guy, do laundry, read and make butternut squash spinach lasagna.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today, my algorithm has been all about the lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts, how much the new Taylor Swift album (and Taylor herself) sucks, City being formally charged, cute cats and dogs and witchy books for your fall TBR. So is everyone else’s, right? Right…?
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bad salsa and yelling about Boston. Has dining out in Palm Beach County just become an all-around subpar experience?
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Loco Taqueria & Oyster Bar Review: West Palm Beach’s Spiciest Vibe (And Mildest Salsa) — Jaime Joshi Elder
Is Loco Taqueria & Oyster Bar in West Palm Beach worth the hype? Get the full breakdown on their $14 salsa trio, house margaritas, and Oaxaca cheese planks.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is beautiful and his voice is incredibly smooth. Like a glass of bourbon on a balmy summer evening.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Went to the gym this morning and scrolled Substack while listening to Olivia Rodrigo. This says something about me; I’m not sure what but it’s something…
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What hot sauce do you recommend the most?
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is broken in my brain that I think I want Taco Bell as much as I do? Literally EVERY time I get it, it's terrible and the dog ends up eating it and yet, at any minor annoyance? "I want a chalupa/crunchwrap." Wait. Is this analogous to how I think about people in my life...?
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September is apple fall. October and November are pumpkin fall. Florida fall is blood orange espresso tonics.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Benson and Stabler have investigated about 300 crimes at Hudson University, so why in the hell would Stabler agree to sending his daughter there?
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Bensler Olivia Benson
ALT: Bensler Olivia Benson
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks! It was a great meal for a rainy Sunday.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tawa pulao with paneer, fresh green beans, fresh carrots, peas and corn topped with pomegranate arils, fresh green chilis, a mustard-seed pickled chili and a green sauce made with green onions, chilis, raw peanuts and jalapeños. The pickled chili was so spicy, I think it corrected my vision.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How is everyone creating so much? How are people writing excellent Substack posts, reading voraciously, actively maintaining a BlueSky account and posting clever, beautiful things on Instagram? Is no-one sleeping? Is everyone funded by the Medicis? Does no-one just lie in bed and rewatch SVU?
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The super cool thing about being 43 is that you’ll wake up from a legit nightmare that you forgot to do your math homework.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The vibe I’m cultivating for the rest of the year.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know what is happening.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Poor decisions that I made last night: - Ate one slice of pizza like, all day. - Drank two excellent cocktails - one at Man Ray and one at Pomona. - Came home at 10:00 and decided I NEEDED Taco Bell. - Ate a black bean chalupa at 10:30. The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you had voted yes, I would have had to have done a welfare check
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s fair. He really was the best guy on the show (non Ice-T division)
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this point, I don’t think it’s ever gonna happen. Liv + Barba!
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some of the best açaí bowls in Palm Beach County are at a sushi joint. Go to Jo Bistro. Order the bowl with almond butter and goji berries.
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trauma bonding! Remember when that guy called me a Nazi and made me cry because a neurologist was on vacation and he couldn’t talk to him? THAT WAS SUPER FUN!
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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For what it’s worth, I still reflect fondly on the conversations you and I had when we worked together.
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