Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 18hYeah, I don’t love the price point but it has the vertical layout that I like (I tried horizontal but vertical/time blocking just makes more sense in my brain) and I like having a monthly too. 100
Reposted by Jaime Joshi ElderSPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love Florida, dude. Florida just hates me. 191
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21hThat’s what I’ve been looking at but I’ve also heard a lot of good things about the vertical weekly Aura Estelle 100
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm basically the Jordan of power ballads. You should hear my thoughts on Faithfully by Journey and More Than Words by Extreme. 100
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You goddamn right it does!static.klipy.comFuck Me He Cleared It Robin Hood Prince Of ThievesALT: Fuck Me He Cleared It Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What A5 planner do you recommend? I’m looking for a weekly layout with room to write. I bought a Hobonichi Cousin last year but I am not a daily planner girl and now, most of it is blank. I’m thinking the Leuchtturm1917 Weekly Planner but if anyone has any recommendations, please let me know! 100
Reposted by Jaime Joshi ElderMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this 371687129
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Everything I Do (I Do It For You) by Bryan Adams just came on the radio and you know what? It fucking slaps. 220
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh, there is another Publix 1.6 miles from my house but it's smaller and I don't know where anything is and I'm just gonna be cranky old lady about this until the heat death of the universe. 000
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I first found out about the closure, I told my husband: "Did you know our Publix is closing? I'm gonna throw myself in front of the Brightline." So yeah...there is a possibility that I was a wee bit irrational about it. 100
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How annoyed am I about “my” Publix closing? I was quoted in an article about it.inc.comPublix Is Closing More Stores in 2026: See Updated List of Doomed LocationsA retail developer explains why starting over can beat renovating, especially when grocers need modern systems, pickup staging, and redesigned access points. 221
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sometimes, I hate the internet and then, something like this happens and I LOVE the internet. 0607
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can I grow grapes in South Florida? This is a little $1 golden ivy plant I rescued from Lowe’s! I had him in a bigger pot but with all the rain we were getting, he’s been drowning. It was time for a switch up. 110
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Rescued this little guy from the clearance rack at Lowe’s. I hope he grows tall and strong. 220
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It has the best empanadas in West Palm and God, nothing will save your life like a 4:00am coffee before an early flight 020
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Vincent’s on Dixie in West Palm has the most incredible bread including a jalapeño-cheddar boule and a French onion boule. Perfect for Soup Mode. 030
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fact that I have to sign up for an EA account so my kid can play a soccer video game is super bullshit. I didn’t need a fucking email address to play Zelda and my kid doesn’t need one to play video game soccer. #Enshittification 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To the woman walking to Havana this morning wearing an Arsenal Champions 26 jersey - I LOVE YOU 120
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@msmambo.bsky.social - I figured you would want to see this 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire. Has anyone considered the possibility that Metallica is actually a coven? 000
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My guy, if you know a guy who can turn this hair into braids? GIVE HIM MY NUMBER! 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kid told me he wants braids like Saka. Kid's half Indian and half white. I don't think that's in the cards but I love that he loves Saka so much, he wants to look like him. 111
Reposted by Jaime Joshi Elder⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI) 1670232
Reposted by Jaime Joshi ElderMike @mikelovesbeer.com · 28/09/2026Another Monday morning of hitting that "Seems Like AI Slop" button on LinkedIn. I know that it doesn't do a whole lot in the scheme of things, especially since LinkedIn bred a lot of that bullshit to begin with, but it makes me smile and makes Mondays feel a tad bit better. Do what you love. 041
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Uh, sir. That’s actually a very important meeting with the couch. 110
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Plan for today / hang out with this guy, do laundry, read and make butternut squash spinach lasagna. 000
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Today, my algorithm has been all about the lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts, how much the new Taylor Swift album (and Taylor herself) sucks, City being formally charged, cute cats and dogs and witchy books for your fall TBR. So is everyone else’s, right? Right…? 020
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bad salsa and yelling about Boston. Has dining out in Palm Beach County just become an all-around subpar experience?jaimejoshielder.comLoco Taqueria & Oyster Bar Review: West Palm Beach’s Spiciest Vibe (And Mildest Salsa) — Jaime Joshi ElderIs Loco Taqueria & Oyster Bar in West Palm Beach worth the hype? Get the full breakdown on their $14 salsa trio, house margaritas, and Oaxaca cheese planks. 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is beautiful and his voice is incredibly smooth. Like a glass of bourbon on a balmy summer evening. 110
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Went to the gym this morning and scrolled Substack while listening to Olivia Rodrigo. This says something about me; I’m not sure what but it’s something… 110
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What hot sauce do you recommend the most? 000
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What is broken in my brain that I think I want Taco Bell as much as I do? Literally EVERY time I get it, it's terrible and the dog ends up eating it and yet, at any minor annoyance? "I want a chalupa/crunchwrap." Wait. Is this analogous to how I think about people in my life...? 130
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September is apple fall. October and November are pumpkin fall. Florida fall is blood orange espresso tonics. 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Benson and Stabler have investigated about 300 crimes at Hudson University, so why in the hell would Stabler agree to sending his daughter there?static.klipy.comBensler Olivia BensonALT: Bensler Olivia Benson 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Thanks! It was a great meal for a rainy Sunday. 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tawa pulao with paneer, fresh green beans, fresh carrots, peas and corn topped with pomegranate arils, fresh green chilis, a mustard-seed pickled chili and a green sauce made with green onions, chilis, raw peanuts and jalapeños. The pickled chili was so spicy, I think it corrected my vision. 141
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How is everyone creating so much? How are people writing excellent Substack posts, reading voraciously, actively maintaining a BlueSky account and posting clever, beautiful things on Instagram? Is no-one sleeping? Is everyone funded by the Medicis? Does no-one just lie in bed and rewatch SVU? 000
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The super cool thing about being 43 is that you’ll wake up from a legit nightmare that you forgot to do your math homework. 020
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The vibe I’m cultivating for the rest of the year. 020
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Poor decisions that I made last night: - Ate one slice of pizza like, all day. - Drank two excellent cocktails - one at Man Ray and one at Pomona. - Came home at 10:00 and decided I NEEDED Taco Bell. - Ate a black bean chalupa at 10:30. The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you had voted yes, I would have had to have done a welfare check 010
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That’s fair. He really was the best guy on the show (non Ice-T division) 030
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At this point, I don’t think it’s ever gonna happen. Liv + Barba! 150
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Some of the best açaí bowls in Palm Beach County are at a sushi joint. Go to Jo Bistro. Order the bowl with almond butter and goji berries. 020
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trauma bonding! Remember when that guy called me a Nazi and made me cry because a neurologist was on vacation and he couldn’t talk to him? THAT WAS SUPER FUN! 110
Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For what it’s worth, I still reflect fondly on the conversations you and I had when we worked together. 110