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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 1h

The fact that I have to sign up for an EA account so my kid can play a soccer video game is super bullshit. I didn’t need a fucking email address to play Zelda and my kid doesn’t need one to play video game soccer. #Enshittification

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 12h

To the woman walking to Havana this morning wearing an Arsenal Champions 26 jersey - I LOVE YOU

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire. Has anyone considered the possibility that Metallica is actually a coven?

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kid told me he wants braids like Saka. Kid's half Indian and half white. I don't think that's in the cards but I love that he loves Saka so much, he wants to look like him.

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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026

It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)

Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible
2. Upset the local city council with your existence

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Mike @mikelovesbeer.com · 28/09/2026

Another Monday morning of hitting that "Seems Like AI Slop" button on LinkedIn. I know that it doesn't do a whole lot in the scheme of things, especially since LinkedIn bred a lot of that bullshit to begin with, but it makes me smile and makes Mondays feel a tad bit better. Do what you love.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Plan for today / hang out with this guy, do laundry, read and make butternut squash spinach lasagna.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today, my algorithm has been all about the lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts, how much the new Taylor Swift album (and Taylor herself) sucks, City being formally charged, cute cats and dogs and witchy books for your fall TBR. So is everyone else’s, right? Right…?

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Went to the gym this morning and scrolled Substack while listening to Olivia Rodrigo. This says something about me; I’m not sure what but it’s something…

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What is broken in my brain that I think I want Taco Bell as much as I do? Literally EVERY time I get it, it's terrible and the dog ends up eating it and yet, at any minor annoyance? "I want a chalupa/crunchwrap." Wait. Is this analogous to how I think about people in my life...?

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

September is apple fall. October and November are pumpkin fall. Florida fall is blood orange espresso tonics.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Benson and Stabler have investigated about 300 crimes at Hudson University, so why in the hell would Stabler agree to sending his daughter there?

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Bensler Olivia Benson

ALT: Bensler Olivia Benson

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tawa pulao with paneer, fresh green beans, fresh carrots, peas and corn topped with pomegranate arils, fresh green chilis, a mustard-seed pickled chili and a green sauce made with green onions, chilis, raw peanuts and jalapeños. The pickled chili was so spicy, I think it corrected my vision.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How is everyone creating so much? How are people writing excellent Substack posts, reading voraciously, actively maintaining a BlueSky account and posting clever, beautiful things on Instagram? Is no-one sleeping? Is everyone funded by the Medicis? Does no-one just lie in bed and rewatch SVU?

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The super cool thing about being 43 is that you’ll wake up from a legit nightmare that you forgot to do your math homework.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The vibe I’m cultivating for the rest of the year.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Poor decisions that I made last night: - Ate one slice of pizza like, all day. - Drank two excellent cocktails - one at Man Ray and one at Pomona. - Came home at 10:00 and decided I NEEDED Taco Bell. - Ate a black bean chalupa at 10:30. The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Some of the best açaí bowls in Palm Beach County are at a sushi joint. Go to Jo Bistro. Order the bowl with almond butter and goji berries.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Weekend in Cocoa. It rained a lot, I read a lot. Drank coffee with my dog when it was sunny. Perfect weekend. Let’s live here, guys.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My 74 year old dad is reading Gloria Steinem’s autobiography and saying he wants to be more of a feminist. He’s kinda the best.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Has a dream that I lost my son, has a panic attack IN my dream and woke up, gasping for breath with a pain in my chest from not breathing. Happy Friday!

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They need to go back and reshoot the early seasons of SVU, making everyone involved less shitty to the special victims.

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Olivia Benson: We're Here To Stand With You

ALT: Olivia Benson: We're Here To Stand With You

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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 30/08/2026

Olivia Rodrigo brought out Stevie Nicks, Alanis Morissette, and Sarah McLachlan at her Daisy Chain Fields festival. Sharing a video of Rodrigo and Nicks singing “Landslide,” Sandra Bullock teased the pair’s “angel voices” for the soundtrack of ‘Practical Magic 2.’ 👉 stereogum.com/2509799/oliv...

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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 21/08/2026

Øh yessss

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

See, people would have watched if it was Cyrus from the Real World: Boston.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Absolute top shelf Olyphant performance on Lucky this week. I hope I get played by a guy like that one day

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I am one of John Muir's, "thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people” who “are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home.” We just got back from the Smokies and it was one of the best vacations ever. Read more below.

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Smoky Mountains Road Trip: Asheville, Gatlinburg, & Bryson City Guide — Jaime Joshi Elder

A 7-day family-friendly Great Smoky Mountains road trip loop starting and ending in Asheville, NC, with stops in Gatlinburg, TN, and Bryson City, NC. Key highlights include driving the Blue Ridge Park...

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The fact that Opie Winston (yes, I know his real name is Ryan Hurst but he’s always going to be Opie) is in The Odyssey as Mentor makes so much sense to me.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The internet is dumb. Also, since I don’t have a baseball team - should I be a Dodgers fan? Kiké Hernandez seems kinda awesome.

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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Edward Hopper Summer evening 1947

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Florida, you raggedy bitch. I’ve been home for less than 24 hours and the humidity has fucked my hair, my arms are covered in mosquito bites and it feels like I’m currently trapped in a dryer load of damp towels. I live where you vacation.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The renaming of everything and the removal of Trump’s name and face from it all will be a huge celebration after this administration.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Top three places I’d want to live in the United States: 1. Los Angeles 2. San Diego 3. Western North Carolina

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My kid refers to taking off his shirt as, “being ripped,” but I’m sure that if he had seen Top Gun, he’s probably do the same thing. As well as that bite thing Ice does.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

From Biohack Yourself Magazine: “By aligning with powerhouse voices like Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s MAHA initiative, Joe Rogan, and Dr. Mark Gordon, your brand steps into the spotlight of a rapidly expanding movement.” It’s a magazine by assholes for assholes, it seems.

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Episode two is out! We're taking shots of Malört, I'm marking out over Taker (again) and we're not participating in any Shawn Michaels slander. Check it out wherever you listen to podcasts!

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

New episode drops tomorrow and we're talking heel turns. To celebrate bad decisions, we open the show by each taking a shot of Malört! Yeah, did that twice in my life (obligatory while visiting Chicago) and will NEVER do it again.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Get Merino the fuck off the pitch now.

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Jaime Joshi Elder @jaimejoshielder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If you go to Ela, please order the spicy cheese paratha and the coconut chili crisp. My lips are swollen, my face is melting and I am so happy.

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