Sign in

jailular catphone

@jailman.bsky.social
55 followers 58 following 126 posts

casual trackmania player and game modder, lover of cute cats :3c

PostsRepliesMedia
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂 and why he tiny
110
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i meant the water, why is it drowning in the car
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me: "oh what are you working on?" nadeo dev in 2001: "yeah i'm working on uh... improving the user experience" the screen:
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
why did you drown him
100
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"the [black market] cars, hand 'em over"
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mac and cheese powder spills onto Nadeoville highway after truck crashes
Mac and cheese powder spills onto Nadeoville highway after truck crashes. Image shows spilled mac and cheese and truck.
000
Reposted by jailular catphone
Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
10719347
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yoo they're releasing bay
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🪿
Goose-shaped Wordle board solution in 4
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
discord is a wonderful place to be
001
Reposted by jailular catphone
Zai @zai-tm.ca · 08/08/2026
Change of plans here's the TM Sunrise and TM2 cars available for TM2020. #Trackmania drive.google.com/file/d/1v6AX...
drive.google.com
BlackMarketNew.zip
053
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🍎 🐍
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
been battery-maxxing lately
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
if viviziepop wrote the itsy bitsy spider:
Wikipedia article on a 1912 version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider heard at an Indiana college commencement.
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i had a dream about this website getting hacked but the hackers were so chill they only used their powers to post cute cat pics
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Finally, the em joint
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
riolu said this
100
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
does that mean sonic and miku's blueish hair is genetic
010
Reposted by jailular catphone
daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A small white bunny sits on a skateboard with the word "scoot" overlaid on the image.
111813464
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i saw this recently as well lmao
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article on Misinformation, with a warning stating that "Parts of this article may incorporate text from a large language model."
0130
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
IM CRINYING SO HARD LMAOO
Art of Baby Globe doing the "My Mom Is Kind Of Homeless" face
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
listen to the reminder philip. 🔴 🔵 🟣
110
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
literally world's first gamebox game not made by nadeo xd
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
my favorite AI hallucination so far
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
geniunely the most confusing popup i have ever seen HOW CAN AN APPLICATION BE OFFLINE? also WHAT AM I COPYING TO CLIPBOARD??
A Windows 11 popup, stating "This app can't open", and "WinDbg can't open because it is offline. The storage device might be missing or disconnected." with the options being "Close" or "Copy to clipboard"
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
C++26 reflection really is magic. Made my own automatic compile-time class to JSON converter. It's so insane. github.com/CodyNinja1/C... #cpp #metaprogramming #c++ #lowlevel
030
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
new maniaplanet warning is quite intense...
021
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🏎️ 🏌️
000
Reposted by jailular catphone
Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.
110129683677
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Repost this if you're a skibidi sigma who is 🅿️ushin 🅿️
010
Reposted by jailular catphone
Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:
hieroglyphs code
#coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming
372770563
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
skip again but opposite direction
100
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i just wonder how nadeo managed to convince the EWC to put trackmania in there "uh. so basically we made this game back in 2000whatever for the ESWC, and now it's 20 years old sooo"
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Quoting Soulja Boy, "You
020
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
loop-de-loop = 360 degrees = 0 degrees loop + de-loop = 0 degrees loop = 180 degrees de-loop = -180 degrees is this what math feels like
000
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
4 y/o baby: airplane! me: no, that's a rocket baby: space? me: death baby: oh...
011
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"are you watching a video?" Schrodinger: "idk"
YouTube video player, with pause/play icon being half-pause and half-play.
021
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Riddle me this, Hylisman. If shootmania is shootical, then what is questmania?
111
Reposted by jailular catphone
tmy🐈️10/11浅草ニャンフェスD-15 @tmy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Ghostcat Ghostcat is a cat ghost. Big and gentle. He hugs people who feel lonely and sad.
117339
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns
010
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
the only damn thing i want from smart glasses is lens touch history, so i can know which ghost keeps fucking with me by putting fingerprints in impossible places
000
Reposted by jailular catphone
🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
⚠️ New Bay content has been found ⚠️ You can find it at is-tmone-bay-out.neocities.org/baycontent
001
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Train block icon with text "ABORTED" at the bottom.
130
Reposted by jailular catphone
Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie
A bunny in their bedroom has their laptop in bed, fully lit, but with all the other lights in the room turned off. They are sitting up in bed watching. A cat sleeps in a cat bed next to theirs.
162472487
Reposted by jailular catphone
Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 01/09/2025
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
267316337751
Reposted by jailular catphone
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
those who know
101
jailular catphone @jailman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
me: where the fuck is my friend Zoid... trap-a-zoid: uhhh i got no idea man
000
Reposted by jailular catphone
Laine 🐑🌸 Shop Open! @woolblossom.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Mama mia ❤️ [ #gouache #kidcore #nostalgia #traditionalart #cat #art #cuteart ]
A gouache painting of two cats loafing on a table sharing spaghetti lady and the tramp style in a retro Italian restaurant
151403550
Reposted by jailular catphone
melyn 🌱 @melynart.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
🎀; studio ghibli fanart without ai .⁠。⁠* [ #ghibli #art #kiki #illustration ]
8451106
Reposted by jailular catphone
leron @leronsok.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
#yonkagor 99% of silly cats wont see the yon!
091