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parody of unbitn.com unpredictable release dates are our passion. "Last message sent at" is our fuel. ♦️ creator of half life3 ♦️ posting updates of is-tmone-bay-out.neocities.org run by @jailman.bsky.social not affiliated with UNBITN

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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you count the amount of fully powered light pairs in the ceiling of the new preview, you'll see that only 12 are fully or partially visible. Could the number 12 be a reference to something perhaps?
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PLEASE STOP THIS PAIN I CAN'T ANYMORE KNADGKAJHBLN.KLDM, k>zlxc<.RS,GGGGAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
happy holidays
8 days until christmas
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I DOWNLOADED IT AS A .PNG GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
STAY TUNED TO never hear from us again. That's the reality.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ummm uh
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We are glad to dissapoint. Any time. Every time. That's the UNBITN spirit.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
FRAUD: New Polymarket stock named "Bay tomorrow?" has shot up 2,000,000,000,000% on "Yes", indicating that someone might be insider trading.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TMOne Bay Beta Tester Zai "TM" Gamer has leaked the newest Bay release date delay, possibly also alluding to the fact that TM2 Coast is never releasing.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Actually none of the campaign ATs are beatable. Have fun unbeaten AT people.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We aren't proud. Nothing is worth it. August 20th.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A recall of Captain Crunch's OOPS! All BayCars is being issued after a baby Alpine choked on a piece of cereal. We're sorry.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
IF YOU "CAN'T WAIT" THEN FUCKING RELEASE IT ALREADY
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shid your SUV
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
bay tomorrow
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BREAKING: Johnotholomew Unbitn was caught printing COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY, with over 100 billion planets printed, being circulated BYPASSING NADEO TAX of 1 planet. florenzius' court ruling is at 1/8/2026.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
During a sudden interview on florenzius' bed at 3 am, he stated that the interviewer was "ein hürensohn" and told that they must "get the fuck out of his house", which has major implications on Bay's release date.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We would like to say that no LLMs or AI were used during the development of TMOne Bay. ManiaScript is so artisanal that not even a prediction machine can predict it. Several devs were harmed from seizures during development.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you or a loved one is experiencing sudden organ rearrangement (SOR), you may be entitled to legal compensation! BayCar drivers have reported several cases of SOR after driving on Blue magnets. Lawyer florenzius is in a class-action lawsuit against the Bay Road Company (BRC). Call now!
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don't believe the lies. Bay tomorrow.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oh my
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What are you guys talking about? We literally didn't do anything.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i might have to confess something
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🎵🎶 Our new soundtracks for Bay are BANGING! Featuring artists like Skrillex, Realnest, Millbrook and أم كلثوم, you are bound to end up having it in your playlist! Are you all-ears? 👀 👂
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month! In celebration of pride month, TMOne Gay is now available in the Maniaplanet store as a demo for the long-awaited Bay. Collect pronouns in our new gamemode: "Woke Attack"!
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We have turned the BayCar into a plushie. Available here: example.com
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
O
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If bay gets leaked before release then you guys deserve nothing fun. Shame on you if you do that.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
HEARTWARMING: A TMOne Bay fan in the hospital asked the make-a-wish foundation to give him early access. florenzius complied, and the fan was happy. Why don't stories like this ever trend............
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
WHAT
florenzius replying to message that says "hi, is bay still in dev?" with "soon!! keep your eyes out for the next weeks"
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Did you know? The story behind Bay is actually inspired by the real world events that happened to Tim One B. in 1955 during the Maniacrisis of '55, and his struggles with learning how to drive his old car.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For more diverse options, there are now BayCar models with crutches, wheelchairs, and implants.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
TMOne Bay的上映出現了幾次意料之外的延誤。中共已獲悉此事,將立即著手處理。中國加油!
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Study from the greats and delay it one more time. Just one time. I swear this is the last one.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm pretty sure the ones trying them out "for fun" have heard from us. Please do not exploit, even on free / alternate accounts - if you have more information on different bugs please report them to us via appropriate channels!
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Prepare yourselves. Soon.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
⚠️ Before hopping into TMOne Bay, make sure to immediately close it because it does not run on any computer we've tested. No matter what.
A fresh, raw Yukon Gold potato with alamy watermarks everywhereHewlett Packard Enterprise El Capitan exascale supercomputer
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
you know this is a pardoy account because unbitn would never post twice in the same day
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You cannot escape it. It is coming for us all. Do not try.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Anyone know what this button does? Asking for a friend.
Maniaplanet title manager with the user currently importing a title called "TMOne Bay"
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hylis again, flo has me hosted in basement of his! I help you needed! Please! ^_^
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My UNs? BTIN. My Bays? Car. Hotel? TM.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i'm not captioning this
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
mmmmmhhhh... uuaaahahhhh... hhhnnfnfngnnnggnfffff.... hmmphhjhjjhhhh
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"I BUGSLID INTO MY SOULMATE AND UBERED INTO HER LOVE" IslandCar x BayCar Yuri Manga coming soon.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sure! Here's a popular recipe for chocolate chip cookies 🍪: - 12 sticks of butter 🧈 - 7 ounces of chocolate chips 🍫 - 2026 milliliters of milk 🥛 Stir ingredients together and bake until overcooked.
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cryogenical scientists have discovered new techniques to "conditional cryogenic keeping", meaning that you can now be frozen while you wait for TMOne Bay release
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bay slang you should use in your daily life to be more #cool - "Wow, you really Bayed that one!" - "He's so cool I thought he was florenziusing there!" - "October 28th" - "Nobody drinks matcha anymore, I drink the tears I cry from waiting for Bay release"
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We are excited to announce: Maniaplanet 4.1 for Nintendo Switch 2. More info soon. 04.05.2030. @nadeo.fr @nintendoamerica.bsky.social
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🍞 un bitten 🍞 @unbiton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Update: hospital
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