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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bruh the server
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themes and such @bernkastl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Nic Boone @nicboone.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Grim ritual. Oils, 16x20, sold
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scio, sweetheart @luluzonite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the thing about maul is hes not even charlie brown with the football. hes a frog sitting on the riverbank going FREE SCORPION RIDES SCORPION RIDES FREE TODAY AND ALL OTHER DAYS NO OTHER COMERS WELCOME EXCEPT THE SCORPION PLEASE. IF THE SCORPION WONT COME I DONT EVEN WANT TO CROSS THE RIVER
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Pearl Zheng ➡️ Doujincon London @pearlglimmer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
おめでとう! #ffxiv
The "congratulations" scene from Evangelion, but with characters replaced with those from Final Fantasy XIV
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Shaiapouf @shaiasurprise.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Honestly mad respect to Yoship. "Yes we are making massive changes to the way FF14 plays. No we can't give you many hard details on how this will work. No plot or setting info for the expac until July." Then distracting everyone with an Evangelion Collab flash grenade. Best producer in the business.
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⚴ Athena ⚴ ⛓️ @lahathena.etheirys.social · 24/04/2026
leaked map of the fourth
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Bro. Shadow lord
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Rex 💫 @rexpo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
What did u mean by this ;_;
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Lissette! 🐀 @lissettetxt.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#FFXIV do it for .
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 16/09/2024
Here are 543 images (1.5GB) of items at the Philadelphia Museum of Art arms and armor exhibit You're free to use them for anything, even commercially. I tried to focus on details not usually represented in available reference material drive.google.com/file/d/1NRzg... Here's a small sampling:
A closeup view of an ornate cuirass and tasset, showing heart-shaped designs along the edges of the metal panels.An extremely ornate ceremonial halberd head showing etched and blackened designs with various plants, mythical creatures, and heraldic designs.A closeup of the shoulder intersection of the cuirass, pauldron, and bevor of a piece of 1500s field armor. Some ornate etching of the crucifixion is visible in the lower right corner on the cuirass.
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鳥住ヨモ @birdmofu.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
🦅 #OC
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Yuming Li @yumingart.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Cynthia 🐈 @cynthia.dev · 25/09/2025
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Yuming Li @yumingart.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Cabbage
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me @virusofminora.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Syd Mills @vetyyr.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Forget everything. Open the windows. Clear the room. The wind blows through it. You see only its emptiness, you search in every corner and don't find yourself.
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Lrt I CHOKED
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Valerian @valeriannnn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
a photo of jerma edited so that he is zenos yae galvus
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The Phantom of the Paradise circa. 2022
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Voraciousopolis but SCARY 🎃 @voraciousopolis.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Oh my god
pcgamer.com
Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima
The UK's new act blocks access to adult content without identification. Turns out, you only need a copy of Death Stranding and a phone to get around it.
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Every time media misses for me i gain back a day of life
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Got maybe 20 seconds into the c*r trailer and lol naw
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Nia @mustelocentrism.london · 16/07/2025
Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom

Man says: I want to draw it 

Woman says: I want to see it 

MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T!

Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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Srutis 🔞 @srutis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I wonder what he's thinking
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
line readings I can't get out of my heard: this "What?" in From Here To Eternity
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 05/07/2025
"Actually I think it is une pipe," I say. Confetti rains down from the museum ceiling as René Magritte appears with my medal
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martyfive @martyfive.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
precious slumber
digital drawing of three characters from dishonored games. corvo attano is sitting in an armchair with his daughter emily kaldwin on his knees, both of them sleeping. emily’s dreams are certainly lighter than her father’s, as she is slightly smiling in her sleep. she’s holding samuel’s carved boat in her hands. corvo is definitely tired as heck, as he definitely always is. his head is lowered down and his left hand is almost touching the floor. there are emily’s drawings and an origami steamboat on the floor below them. there’s a coat with a big collar fading down on corvo’s shoulders, and a silhouette of the outsider standing behind the armchair, like a suspicious guardian angel he is.
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Crim Reaper @crimreaper.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Kaijune 2023 Illustrations The Sentinel (not final name)
A giant Mecha, a humanoid robot which main remarkable features are very big rings for shoulders and pointy white limbs that end up in a segmented pattern, implying that the arms and legs can unwrap and shape shift
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 31/05/2025
still whips
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Llyl ☘️ @llyl.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I put some color on my inktober illustration from last year! 【 #art #oc 】
Colored version of the illustration from the quote post.
A ghostly female figure stands in from of a stormy see at night, holding a lantern as the light of a far away dark lighthouse.
The overall colorscheme is green and moody with a yellow light from the lantern and a few touches of bright pink highlights
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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
✧ The fate of two ✧
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James Introcaso @jamesintrocaso.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Working on another game in my free time.
A screen shot, which reads:

Fucked
Instead of a long list of debuffs, many circumstances in this game can make you fucked. You might get whammied with mind magic, poisoned, knocked really hard on the noggin, or have any other terrible thing happen to you that isn’t damage—it’s getting fucked. Each time you get fucked, your fucked value increases by 1. Whenever you make a test while fucked, you reduce the number of dice you roll by a number equal to your fucked value. If your fucked value is 1 or higher, you can’t flank a creature.
Totally Fucked
When your fucked value is equal to or greater than your highest characteristic, you’re totally fucked. While totally fucked, your speed is 0 and whenever you take damage, you take twice as much.
Unfuck Yourself
You can use the Unfuck action to reduce your fucked value by 1.
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Sam Sharpe @samsharpe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
An old slide I made for a lecture about writing. You have my full permission to use it if you would want to.
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Yuming Li @yumingart.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Resolve
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
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sanzuniur (cmms open) @sanzuniur.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Let death be kinder than man
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Save me song of achilles. Song of achilles save me
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蝉 @semi929.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
#ff14 #zenos
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geryon 🪡🧵 @sylphlands.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
endsinger: fuck you. FUCK you wol: [clenches fist] zenos crashing through space as a 100 ton dragon, panting like a dog: omg hey. so guess what i just realized. i like you a lot and was wondering if you wanted to play league sometime. that's why i acted like that before endsinger: wol:
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Yona 🦇 7.56 | 📌 @tiredparasite.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#ffxiv cosmic discovery
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Ffxiv is a game you can play
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Satoshi Kon was a master filmmaker -- and a master storyboarder. His detailed sketches were blueprints for his movies. Take Millennium Actress. He spent nine months boarding it alone, on a quest to make a great film with a small budget. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-satosh...
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laughing skeleton @laughingskeleton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
It's 8.0 Stone and Steel begins to play. Estinien comes into the room. He smirks, goes, "Hm." And leaves instantly. He doesn't show up for the rest of the expansion.
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♡ @bye-myalone.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A cow stands, seemingly looking down two different halls named "physical cartridge" and "digital download", both halls merge into one hall named "digital." The text reads "the illusion... of free choice."
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The vibe
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Darth blart maul cop @jailbird.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My therapist went to an art museum and was very excited to text me a picture of the Francis Bacon painting she saw there. I am seen
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